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Here’s the morbid joke.

There’s this young man who likes Tomyam seafood Soup very very much.

One day he walks in his favorite Thai restaurant and orders a clay pot of Tomyam seafood soup.

The waitress apologizes and says “Sorry sir, but Tomyam seafood soup out of stock la, we served the last pot to the gentle man over that table”.

The young man looks at where the waitress is pointing, and he sees an old man sitting at the table next to him.

On the table there’s a big pot of Tomyam seafood soup, and many other dishes. Then he notices something strange. Obviously the old man has finished his meal. He ate everything but left the pot of soup untouched. It still looks steamy hot.

Feeling so wasteful, the young man walks up to the old man and politely asks, “Sir, may I ask if you still want the soup?”

The old man shakes his head.

“In that case, may I have it?” the young man asks again.

The old man nods.

So the young man sits down and starts eating the soup. It is so delicious and he is enjoying every bit if it.

Until, he almost finishes the soup and discovers a tiny, furry little rat at the bottom of the pot.

Feeling extremely disgusted, he started puking everything he has eaten back into the pot.

After he is done puking, the old man starts talking, slooooowly.

“Very disgusting leh? This is what I did just now.”

THE END.