Today we’ll skip pun of the day, because…
We’re having super pun of the week to make up for my previous punless post.
Failure to Launch
We have “Failure to Launch”, starring Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Peacock wanted to have a movie date with Cheesie. But Cheesie is annoyed by his constant obsession with cross species breeding.
Below is a conversation between them. Read very carefully.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
i wonder how big is the dick of a reborned chick? chick size?
May 17th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Wonder how to press (Alt-Q)…
How about watching “Da Vincci Code” with me tomorrow?
i got the tickets…
kekeke…
p/s: no mate required
May 17th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
i think matthew and sarah both lack chemistry. I think Sarah is only good in Sex and The City.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Anonie: If no mate required you can very well enjoy your movie alone right?
;p
May 17th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Peacock: Seems like no cheese is allowed in cinema.Let’s talk to the hen…
kekeke…
May 17th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
i got another peacock joke… whats’s the size of a peacock’s balls? Pea size….? OK, how about the peacock’s shit’s color? LOL… go figure
hey… that’s 2 jokes..sori i over did it.
May 17th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
‘failure to launch’ is modern men biggest problem.
*ahems*
that is where those pills come handy.
May 17th, 2006 at 10:23 pm
peacocked failure. hah
May 17th, 2006 at 10:25 pm
I dare you to add me in your MSN, and I can assure you, you will have more to blog about and I’ll add in a heart attack as a bonus just for you…..
jeniquet@hotmail.com
see you there.
Be there or be square!
May 17th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
eh…they hav that kinda function? movie date o.O
May 18th, 2006 at 6:01 am
hahahaa..
albert kantoi!
>.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:59 am
i just got back from doing my groceries.. bought some sharp cheddar and colby jacks. they are yummy with red wines.. want some? =)
hmmm… lots of other animals wants to buaya the cheese.. i doubt they will succeed..
anyway, cheesie.. have a cheeseabunga weekend ahead..
May 18th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Cheesie is beautiful and hot that’s why so many guys die for her. The hp number so important for your personal use. But now, seem like you need another hp number for annoying people???
Cheers k. know more friends is good also hahahahahaha! The fella bu xiang si must be very disappointed lol…
May 18th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
maybe u can get the hp number from one of the annoying people in your list, and give it out to the next annoying person who asks for your number. then they could entertain themselves after that… killing two birds with one stone. not bad huh~!