Pun of the day:
Some Vietnamese locals like to sit outside and chick out hot babes walking around the city - it’s poultry in motion to them.
I finally made my first ever million in my life. I didn’t expect it to happen so fast! =)
So, I’m a rich cheese!
Well, at least in Vietnam Dong.
1USD = 15,800 Vietnam Dong. You do the math.
Before i drown you in a sea of great pictures (which i’m still editing), lemmi tell you a few things about South Vietnam.
First of all, Vietnam is so CHEESELESS! I was so traumatically deprived of cheese i nearly died.
This was about all the cheese i saw in Vietnam.
Secondly, their buildings are so slim! Just like their people.
Third, it’s famous for its chicks. You see them everywhere.
People go to Vietnam for their chickens.
That’s why they have the Chicken Town.
That’s also the reason why everyone is a happy cock cook there.
The word Ivene and I used most in Vietnam is…
DIU.
No la, my favorite curse is still fucckaccino. Not like we have become vulgar since we went to Vietnam, but “diu” in Vietnam means “to pee”.
So hor, we were always like:
“Eh, i want to go diu, wanna follow?”
“You better go diu now la, because later long journey cannot diu liao.”
“I cannot tahan d, i must diu now >_< ..."
Hehe. 
Seems like we cannot run away from vulgarities. 
Anycheese.
Ivene and I both brought a 1GB memory card, and took more than 1000 pictures. Excluding vain-camwhore-pix-you-don’t-wanna-see (50%), vain-camwhore-pix-you-cannot-see (20%), blur shots (1% only, because we are damn good photographers), and ugly shots (1% only, because we are damn photogenic) , I still have 300 over pictures to edit.
So make sure your bandwidth is damn good. You have one day to upgrade it!
Stay cheesed!
August 28th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
hey….finally i’m the first here
August 28th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
from now on…i can say out loud the word….DIU…dun scold me, papa and mama…
August 28th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
let me be the first to ask….what is the currency rate?
August 28th, 2006 at 9:24 pm
beside the red cow brand, u all cant find president? poor and cheeseless country
August 28th, 2006 at 9:24 pm
Eh didnt read properly ka. 1USD = 15,800 Vietnam Dong
August 28th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
So, One million Dong is about RM295.
But things are damn cheap there la, i spent like less than 50USD.
August 28th, 2006 at 9:27 pm
Heh.. come we go again… be multi-millionaires
Pity about the place being cheeseless.. looks like we have to re-visit the place to change all that..
August 28th, 2006 at 9:27 pm
wah!!!! i wanna be a millionaire too. hold it.. make it a billion. heheheh.. aim high mah.
August 28th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
missed that part….sorry lah
August 28th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
so how does 50,000vietdong buffet taste like? xtra rich?
August 28th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
how much is a bottle of drinking water there? 10K
August 28th, 2006 at 9:34 pm
oh man.. i think i can talk very loud in vietnam. evrything is valued by the Ks.
i can say… so cheap ah.. 10k onli.
August 28th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
One bottle of 500ml is 3,000 Dong.
August 28th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
wah!!! so cheap… 3k onli!!!
LOL!!!
always wanted to say that.
August 28th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
correction… “WAH!!! SO CHEAP 3K ONLI!!! ALL DRINKS ON ME!!!!”
LOL!!! talk LOUD mah.
August 28th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
3000 Dong for one 500ml.. hmm.. makes me wonder. How much is it to eat in proper resturants? Not sure if you did eat in the fine dining places during your trip, but I’m guessing that even after conversion it would still be cheap
Seeing as fastfood places are some of the cheapest eatings in most places in the world, I’m guessing these would be cheap there too?
Anyway, rather than clog this post up with endless babble and give others a chance to post, I will await your posting tomorow
August 28th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
can’t wait!
August 28th, 2006 at 11:04 pm
wow! seems like vietnam is a good place…
aa. souieba, JLPT 2 kyuu no ukejuuken ganshou mo dashita? tabun mada dane.
deadline ha 15 sep kanaa? hayaku dashitene!
August 29th, 2006 at 12:48 am
1 mil dong = RM295
3k dong = gao puat…not that cheap ain’t it…xD
August 29th, 2006 at 1:22 am
wow….so beautiful….ahem. i mean the $$
August 29th, 2006 at 3:19 am
WOI that cheese with cow we got here in South Africa also -_-.
Laughing Cow cheese -_-. Seems like can’t escape it even in Vietnam -_-.
Nice picture cheesie-sama and nice you are back home again
So many buaya, so little time T_T. Maybe all buaya can go into one room and then we can just blow up that room only, save so much time… well, is good dream at least
August 29th, 2006 at 7:43 am
welcome home…. so how many chicks did you bring back? haha….
so why are you there for?
August 29th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
did u fully utilised your one million in vietnam? hehe
August 29th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
quick go watch channel 33 tvb8 230pm today, 29/8/2006… your favourite! was in Indonesia and ya, i knew how a millionaire like u feels…
August 29th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
always wanting to go there … where u stay? fly air asia? how much does it cost? arrrgh… need a HOLIDAY badly…
August 29th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
“Eh, i want to go diu, wanna follow?”
“You better go diu now la, because later long journey cannot diu liao.”
“I cannot tahan d, i must diu now”
all these sounds so wrong especially the last one
August 29th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
oh boy, I can’t wait!
August 29th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
welcome back from Vietnam!!! waiting for ur next photos to show up.
August 30th, 2006 at 11:11 am
Nice vacation… probably you’ve developed some typhoid, due to unclean water that you probably have drank…different people have different body tolerance..go see doctor..get some pills and rest…hope you’ll get better soon…