Pun Your Blog!

Pun of the day:
Disclaimer: To fully punderstand this post you need to have a strong pundation in Mandarin.

 
I’ve been punning so many things but my very own domain, cheeserland.com.

Ya hor. Why don’t i come up with something special, like a chinese pun or something.

 
 
There are several alternatives. The first thing that came to my mind was 起司乐园.com (or 芝士乐园.com).

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This is my favorite. So aptly translated! :D The Happy Land of Cheese. You all don’t need to waste your hard-earned cash to go to Disneyland. Come and have fun here instead!

 
 
However, the translation which sounds the closest to cheeserland.com has to be 七色链.com. (seven-color-chain.com) But it really has nothing to do with my blog.

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Except that i really do like this rainbow charm bracelet. Damn pretty hor?

 
 

There are many other lame ones, but surprisingly each of them can be summed up with an emo.

For example,

歧视脸.com (discriminatory-face.com)

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泣湿脸.com (weepy-face.com, or literally, cry-til-wet-wet-face.com)

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轻舐脸.com (lick-face.com)

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OMFC the last one is my fav fav fav emo EVER!

It is the cutest emo ever created in history, and should be voted as the best emo of the year. I got so high on the kitty lick i was hypnotized.

It got me staring at the monitor forever. I didn’t wanna type anything cuz later it will scroll up and i can’t get licked anymore. So i decided to do this.

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It’s so addictive i want a kitty right now.

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I realized animals with their little tongues out are just cute to the max.

Tongues are cute. I shall stop eating ox tongue from now on. O_O

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So kiut!!!

 
 
 
But got some people die die must spoil it lor.

 
 
 
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^o_o^

When animals stick out their tongue, they look so cute and innocent… but then i found…

err… this.

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Abit the -_- right.

I told FireAngel the other day if she is sien she can use this to shiok sendiri. =P

 
 
 

Aiks. Digressed pula.
Anyway. Back to my cheeserland.

naVICgaTOR suggested 气死人.com (makes-you-mad.com)

O_o

Ya la, i know my notorious cheesiness can really drive you crazy sometimes… but still… >__<

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There’s also 剥蛋.org (peel-egg.org) for paultan.org

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Maybe he can moonlight as an egg-peeler to earn more $ leh.

 
 
And 金鸡不如肥驴 (Fat donkey is better than golden chick) for Kinkybluefairy.

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Don’t angry hor. You’re still the hottest feri feri i know. :D

 
 

And guess who owns 给你吓.com (let-you-scare.com)?
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Scare-all-you-want.com

Poor Keju.

Must be damn traumatized. =P

 
 

What is the cheesenese chinese translation of your blog? If you can’t figure it out, leave your blog address here and we’ll see if my punsters and i are able to pun it. FOC, free of cheese. :)

 
 
*UPDATE*

After punning so many blogs, these are probably my favorite! :D

errbad.com –> 恶人饿了扁.com
peach-fuzz.net –> 劈膝发誓.net
chocolatememoirs.blogspot.com –> 做鬼了没有墓啊.blogspot.com

 
The above translations were made in good fun.. I mean no offence hor! :)

55 people cheesed “Pun Your Blog!”

  1. errrbad MALAYSIA says:

    just to be the first… I know…. but watta hell. first is stll first

  2. errrbad MALAYSIA says:

    here’s a translation for u cheesie, cheeserland = 几时也乐乐园 :)
    bcoz your blog makes me feel like that. always so cheesy cheery. :D

  3. errrbad MALAYSIA says:

    i like all your translations… very cheeky, very fun-ny . LOL :D

  4. errrbad MALAYSIA says:

    if i were to hv a blog.. how would u translate “ErrrBad.com” in chinese ? O_o!!?

  5. enrico MALAYSIA says:

    then i’ll go for 不要脸.com (shameless.com) or 没有头.com (head-less.com)
    [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m247/enricoooo/P8030229.jpg[/IMG]

  6. enrico MALAYSIA says:

    i tot i can show the picture, but nevermind…who cares!!! LOL

  7. damion MALAYSIA says:

    let’s see how mine turns out… lol…

  8. Porkie UNITED KINGDOM says:

    -_-||| talk about spamming…

    Good post my Princess..keep it up..Cheeserland will only attract more and more visiters :)

  9. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    Damion: How bout 纱布墨汁.com

  10. Bluey MALAYSIA says:

    betcha cant translate mine.

    chocolatememoirs.blogspot.com :D

  11. Cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    Bluey:Haha Try me. How bout 做鬼了没有墓啊.blogspot.com

    O_O sorry, a bit the mean.

  12. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    errbad: 饿了扁.com (Damn that works so well for a diet plan)
    恶人别打.com (just an idea)

  13. errrbad MALAYSIA says:

    i like both your translations, very good, dunno which one to choose…ok.. i’ll use both.
    so… if i were to hv a blog it will hv to be 恶人饿了扁.com ?
    very appropriate. :D cool

  14. errrbad MALAYSIA says:

    Or…. errrbad.com = 恶人饿了吧.com? :D

  15. damion MALAYSIA says:

    inked veil eh… i like the sound of that…
    纱布墨汁.com sounds cool… at least better than a shabu-shabu translation by another friend of mine… :D

  16. damion MALAYSIA says:

    correction: a whole lot better… ;)

  17. fern MALAYSIA says:

    oh oh! Try mine: fernfernfern but has to be translated again in english cos i’m a banana lang :(

  18. errrbad MALAYSIA says:

    bluey: chocolatememoirs = 娇够力美满丝

    something more feminine. u can read chinese right?

  19. Paliahan MALAYSIA says:

    try to pun mine, paliahan.blogspot.com … lolz

  20. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    fern: I got one, but i scared u angry later. O_O

    Paliahan: 霸烈汉.blogspot.com
    Wa.. Garangnya you O_O

    Btw your friend Ah Wai happens to be my ex classmate. ;P

  21. kepoh dictionary MALAYSIA says:

    cheesie said i may help… :)

    fernfernfern: 纷芬粉=plenty of fragrant powder….or….. 粉红芬粉=pink fragrant powder

  22. naVICgaTOR MALAYSIA says:

    It’s not 纷纷芬…
    it’s not 愤粪坟…
    :P i noe what’s in your mind, u salty~!

  23. naVICgaTOR MALAYSIA says:

    Amazingly, the translations of my blog can form a short conversation…

    A: …拿笔给他?
    B: 哪位给的?
    A: 那位给的!

  24. kepoh dictionary MALAYSIA says:

    navicgator=捺劈几剁: i suppose u can quite tahan kena 劈!!! :)

  25. miranda SINGAPORE says:

    MINE! PHILOSOPHICATION

  26. kepoh dictionary MALAYSIA says:

    philosophication:

    比如索屁鼓些 = how about search for ass first
    或 比如说比嫁先 = how about see who got married first
    或 非露所非可先 = showing may not skip the queue

    ok sori sori.. got carried away….. ok now the serious one

    飞若梭飞高些 = Fly higher, fly like a shuttle. (i’ve corrected the syntax in english, it wont sound good if i just translate it literally or in the exact order.)

  27. stoney84 AUSTRALIA says:

    haha…fernfernfern

    *i wonder*

    xD

  28. Cozzie AUSTRALIA says:

    www.peach-fuzz.net? ROFL yes the website is barren but still XD

  29. ChinoDevean UNITED KINGDOM says:

    wow, you really are a quirky person with the cheese obsession and creative puns!!
    Seeing that you have cute dogs pics, lemme take shameless opportunity to promote DOGATHON 2006!! It’s a UPM-students run activity, 13 AUG ‘06, and will be loaded with tons of FUN activities!! So they’ll need all you and this quirky blog readers support..tell your friends and come to support!!

    http://www.vet.upm.edu.my/~zoologic/dogathon2006/index.html

    sorry for the shamelessness haha but it’s a student-run activity!!

  30. Amy MALAYSIA says:

    Hey, how come MSN can support doodle drawings one? how did you do that ah?

  31. Paul Tan MALAYSIA says:

    pengsan

  32. porkie UNITED KINGDOM says:

    Amy - just use the handwriting option and you can doodle away to your hearts content :)

  33. Selfairy MALAYSIA says:

    Hii babes~! Haven’t visited your blog in agess.. Nice post btw;) LoL.. Kennysia’s blog add pun was the best. xD And I luv kitties!! Do you mind if I right click and save? Cos I bet about a ton of people already have cos it’s just too cute!! Ka-wa-ii~!

    xoxoxo

  34. Bluey MALAYSIA says:

    :D

    i love the kitty emoticon too.

    thanx for the translation. errbad too :D..

  35. ching MALAYSIA says:

    i think you mean ‘let-you-scare.com’

    let me jilat you with my sorethroat virus huahuahuahua!!!

  36. viviensiu MALAYSIA says:

    hahaha!!! try pun mine ;) but de panda emo is my fav… bleblebleble….

  37. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    Amy: You need MSN plus. :)
    Selfairy: Welcome back! :D Save all you want! Give your friends some licky licks! :D
    Bluey: Welcome. You understand mandarin hor?
    Ching: You jilat, i jialat.
    bioweapon83: Can la. Even whisky can mix with baileys what.

  38. bioweapon83 MALAYSIA says:

    I got the panda too :P But then I like the golden cock rather than the big donkey… No wonder I cant mix around with KinkyBlueFairy

  39. FantasYee MALAYSIA says:

    wad about mine o.0 ?

  40. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    Cozzie: 劈膝发誓.net
    Damn cham! O_O

    viviensiu: 微微妍笑.blogspot.com
    Happy girlo you are. :D

    FantasYee: 饭塌死蚁.blogspot.com
    Must be a helluva greedy ant ;P

  41. damion MALAYSIA says:

    i believe paul tan’s would be…. 炮弹.org
    respect man….

  42. Paliahan MALAYSIA says:

    OMG, ah wai really your ex-classmate??? That idiot never told me before…lolz

  43. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    Paliahan: i don’t think he remembers me leh. So long liao. :)

  44. errrbad 恶人饿了扁 MALAYSIA says:

    为了芝士公主, 恶人几时也乐于饿. :)

  45. errrbad 恶人饿了扁 MALAYSIA says:

    i tought that your viviensiu’s chinese pun is very good too. very 青春 , very 淑女.
    especially the “siu” becomes 笑. the pronunciation match extremely well in cantonese.

  46. Hijackqueen MALAYSIA says:

    Too bad I can’t read chinese. Anyway, what is the meaning of pun ah?

  47. errrbad 恶人饿了扁 MALAYSIA says:

    Hijackqueen: the “pun” here is actually an englich word, meaning the clever or humorous use of a word that has more than one meaning, or in this case, of words that have different meaning but sound the same or similar.

  48. errrbad 恶人饿了扁 MALAYSIA says:

    hijackqueen: here’s a free pun for u, “海剑客贵女王”
    which means “The Royal Navy Swashbuckling Queen” :)

  49. viviensiu MALAYSIA says:

    aww my chinese pun…. love it love it! *muackz*!

  50. Paliahan MALAYSIA says:

    leng lui he sure remember wan… i know his habbit wan… haha

  51. endroo G MALAYSIA says:

    http://endroo.blogspot.com/

    mine ?? en ter lu?

  52. Angelyn aka rainbowgerx SINGAPORE says:

    rainbowgerx.blogspot.com

    help me pun pls!

  53. Patricia MALAYSIA says:

    haha! hilarious!!! bigtimeprincess leh?

  54. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    Patricia: 屁股大便Princess.

    -_-

    I’M JUST KIDDING!!! PLEASE DONT BE ANGRY!!!

  55. Simon Seow UNITED STATES says:

    Mine is simonseow.com so might be able to pun it to ximenxiao.com (West Gate Smile).

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