I went snex-shopping again. Time to re-stock!
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Yummy cookie sandwiches, enriched with Omega 3 and 6. Sounds great. Good for my nails.
And take a closer look.
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Burst of flavor–Chicken and Mint?!?
What kind of sick cookies are chicken-flavored? As if that’s not bad enough, they also wanna make the chicken taste like toothpaste!
Might as well called it “Teeth-brushing-Chicken Flavored”.
All these might still sound interesting to gastronomic adventurers until they see…
Cheesus Crust. They’re not for human consumption.
Yeah. Pets nowadays are spoilt until chao da.
Look at how luxurious their food is.
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Ho mia kitty, eat Italian every day.
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Cats eat Ravioli! Different flavors summore!
OMFC, look at this.
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With tasty FOIE GRAS!!! I WANT TO BE A DOG OREDI!
Not only that. Scientists have come up with different food therapies for pets that are spoilt.
Some cats are so spoilt they become foul-mouthed. They need this.
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Some puppies are so spoilt they start harelucinating that they are cute mutated bunnies. They need this.
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The most interesting of all gastronomic indulgences for pets has to be this:
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1. They are made of chicken meat.
2. They are made of not fake, but real chicken meat.
3. They are made of not fake, but real chicken meat, and it is beef flavored.
4. They are made of not fake, but real chicken meat, and they are beef-flavored, and they are also called HOT DOGS!
See. We feed our dogs beef-flavored hot dogs that are actually made of REAL, not fake chicken meat.
If any poor dog finds out the truth about the product it is consuming, it will be more confused than Confucius. I hope that someone will invent a cure for Mad Dog Disease.
Pun of the day:
I wonder if this kind of luxurious pet food is too rich for the animals to stomach. Their appetites might be spoilt.
November 2nd, 2006 at 11:18 pm
O.O that is very disturbing beyond belief… what kind of marketing monsters made those up???
and is the first one really for dogs??
i think the world has finally gone mad…
November 2nd, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Whoa…if you never point out the part of the packaging that says it’s for doggies, I was about to say that it looked pretty cute (and yummy!). Yeah, dogs are pampered to the max these days…..and i have some sick friends who have tried eating dog food before! Hrmmmm mad mad world we live in….
November 2nd, 2006 at 11:42 pm
so long did’nt come in here
animal food is better then human food….
we all eat chemical…..
November 2nd, 2006 at 11:45 pm
sounded like u r doing some homework b4 u decide to own a puppy.
just dont forget u need to walk them everyday n potty train them.
would u do that?
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:52 am
i dun think that those pets really like our food,
they will have their own taste,
and somehow i dun think that any pet can difference italian & french….lol
pets’ food manufacturers pls, dont think that pets have the demand like we do…..
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:32 am
Chicken and Mint? lol!
I’ve heard of Lamb and mint… but chicken?
Oy! yes the world has gone mad. tg
Hey, at least its a humorous kind of mad…
Peace, Light, and Love to You All!!!
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:41 am
With those fancy designs, you’d think they are targeting kids. The irony is that even though they are supposed targeted at animals, humans are the victim in buying them by falling under the evil charms of marketing
November 3rd, 2006 at 4:48 am
u bought or buying a dog ar?
November 3rd, 2006 at 8:09 am
Well, As a pet lovers, we have to take good care of them and they will rewards us something humankind can’t give. They are not just a pet but precious companion and family.
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:32 am
more confused than Confucius?
what makes you think Confucius is confused???
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:47 am
from his name?
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:08 pm
did his mum give him that name?
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:27 pm
too much of animal rights makes Lassie a dull dog.
November 3rd, 2006 at 1:17 pm
dogs are naturally scavengers…..just like lions are naturally carnivores……it is humans that are confused….feeding dogs and cats chemically enhanced food…..nowadays…pets eat an even more expensive food than most of us do!
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Dogs actually eat leftovers most of the time. Nowadays eat so nice….
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Since the chicken hotdog is beef flavored, then the beef hotdog should be chicken flavored?
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Well…
Have not seen chicken flavor tooth paste - yet.
But if you do, and want to start it off right - have a hot chicken pop!
http://www.frugalnutandcandy.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=470
Pets are wonderful for stress and for sharing love. I agree with Dax, although not all humans are as unsharing as the uh, other humans? Give humans a chance, they are only human after all.
It may be a dog eat dog world, but to say humans can’t give… is that fair?
Of course, after seeing this post maybe its now a dog eat hot dog world?
hey, that gave me another idea…
Peace~
November 3rd, 2006 at 3:02 pm
awesome!!!
November 3rd, 2006 at 3:23 pm
oh wow. you are one sweet girl. and super lekker snacks!
November 3rd, 2006 at 8:06 pm
do u know the ingredients they use for these dog snacks are expired meat etc etc…
they just reprocess n sell them to you to feed your dogs…
November 3rd, 2006 at 8:10 pm
hahahaha that last pic made me laugh.. a lot.
November 3rd, 2006 at 8:17 pm
HAHAHAHA!!pets nowadays are spoilt with choices..i got buy those dental thingy for my pet too..:-p
November 3rd, 2006 at 8:53 pm
do u guys know that the premium type of dogs and cats food can be actually eaten my us
those food are made up of fresh meat..not some dead animals…dun believe me?? Try frying a can of dog food?? hehehe.. i’m serious.
November 3rd, 2006 at 11:06 pm
Damn…rich bitches. Pets are super pampered today lor! Unfair!!!
November 4th, 2006 at 12:46 am
Just play Nintendogs!
November 5th, 2006 at 8:31 am
Those aren’t the super premium treats yet..try searching for some which are imported from Japan with the price tag of minimum RM15 per 100gm ie RM150 per 1kg.
November 5th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I love this post. hilarious. u made my day!!! XDXD