Pun of the day:
Guess it’s the jeans that make my legs so long.
(Double pun ok, albeit one recycled. I’m a cheesnius. Muahahah.)
I was searching for jean’s pictures and i saw these picture Jolin posed for Levi’s.
Very very pretty.
But i found something extremely disturbing. Especially in the picture below.
Jolin is only 158cm (she lied, however tall she claims she is).
HOW ON EARTH DO HER LEGS LOOK SO LONG?
Like earth worms liddat. So looooooooooong.
HOW? HOW HOW HOW HOW?!??!
Ok. She exercises like mad everyday. She does yoga, she eats only steamed veggies, she’s did a nose job and a boob job and she probably donated 666 billion dollars in her previous life to deserve such a beautiful next life.
So she was born with this insanely proportionate body that makes her a 九头美女 (nine-head beauty, meaning she looks like her body is 9x her head’s length. This has nothing to do with actual height). But even so, her legs can’t look THAT long. Unless! Her head is as small as a kiwi.
Therefore.
I’m 100% sure that the picture has gone through excruciating digital surgery for that effect.
No. wait. Maybe it’s the jeans. Levi’s does hint that their divine denim can make girls look like they have pins that stretch on forever and ever, don’t they?
Yes, i’m 10000% sure that it’s the jeans. Levi’s jeans work like magic to your lower torso.
But guess what?
GUESS AGAIN!
Yes, it’s my Guess jeans again. I think i just bought a pair of magic jeans. With my Guess jeans, my legs can stretch longer than Jolin’s. It’s true. I even have an ad for it.
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I love Photoshop I love my jeans.
Eh. Clap la. I spent at least 3 hours posing and editing that picture okay.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
* clap clap *
Beautiful~~!!
Hahahaha~~
N u do have nice long legs~~!! =)
July 24th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Wah, yours look longer than jolin’s XD
July 24th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
*applause*
jolin does look very good though…
July 24th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
*claps wildly*
Blavo dear!! Ehehehe.. now faster get back to taking more photos
July 24th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Jolin did a nose job! No denying that.
Yours actually look a lot nicer than Jolin’s. Look at her hand. It closely resembles some devil’s claw. Yours seem more divine and ladylike. =)
Sue me lor. I’m anti-Jolin.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Hahah! That’s an awesome parody
Must be the jeans. They’re lovely by the way
July 24th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Not bad, not bad. Imagine what you could do if they were Levi’s though Cheesie.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
haha…your left leg look abit crooked…
good photoshop skills…
July 24th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Nice. I am always jealous to see people look good in jeans, as i will never become one of them.
July 24th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
*Claps* x 100
*Audience scream* x 100
*Cheering* x 100
lolz. That Levis jeans got design for males ar? I wanna make my leg longer too!
July 24th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Whoa! Leg so long till can’t fit into that ad properly. Bravo bravo! *Clap clap*
July 24th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
*standing ovation*
panjaaaaaangnya XD
July 24th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
whoa! impressed! /claps
anyway.. great effort.. the pic look nice.. =) cheers!
u really go and pose like her and snap this pic.. hahaha! cant believe that
July 24th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
clap x 10000…….geng….nicely done….email to Levis office, mayb u r the next model for their product…
July 24th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
whoa! the award winning parody goes to…cheesie the goddess of cheese! *claps*…….
July 24th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
woohoo… nice job man!!! very beautiful indeed. i wonder how it’d look like if you didn’t photoshop it… jolin very ke-lian leh… can only eat steamed stuff, she’s missing so much good food, unlike cheesie who can eat whatever, so i think you’re actually luckier weh… agree with clement, you should go ad for levi’s too. by the way, how tall are you actually?
July 24th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
No way Jolin’s legs are that skinny!!! Like skeleton.
Is it just me - or in your photo, one leg’s shorter than the other? =P
July 24th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
wah… nice editing skill!! *amazed at the skill more than the model (cheesie)* XD hahaha
July 24th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Whoa how did you do it! Very pretty! Can you teach us?
July 24th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
if you stretch out your left leg…it’s shorter than ur right….HAHAHAHHA
July 24th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Kudos! Really well done haha. That pic of Jolin definitely fake. Don’t know how much photoshop they did. agree, why dont you show use how you did it?
July 24th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
good photoshop skill
and you really really got a lot of free time, don’t ya?
July 24th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
*jiejie cheesie* .. mish in KL now .. email me your contact number so that i can call you hehehee
July 24th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
that’s cool! can show the pic before ps?
July 24th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
I guess it is also why the reason why more and more girls got anorexia :*( cheated by the airbrushed, gorgeous models in the Ads.
July 24th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
wow… Squeeze dou…
Like dat also can, anyway very nice…
Anyway cheesie, hav u ever tried sushi with cheese?
come sushi groove…
July 24th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
I love photoshop, it’s the best digital make up
btw, who’s that jolin?
July 25th, 2007 at 12:02 am
photoshop pull the leg longer?
July 25th, 2007 at 12:02 am
lol…everything was fine, the girl looks great and then the picture of the long legs….
your right… it look stretched
July 25th, 2007 at 12:08 am
can recommend yourself to guess to become spokesperson liao!
asyraflee, jolin is famous taiwanese singer.
July 25th, 2007 at 2:19 am
Wow,super long legs!!! *claping*
July 25th, 2007 at 4:39 am
told you you’d fall if lifting both legs at a time
July 25th, 2007 at 9:32 am
divine proportion: measure the total height of a person, H cm. Measure the distance from bottom of feet to navel, X cm. Measure distance top of head to navel, Y cm. X will be 1.61 times of Y.
July 25th, 2007 at 10:02 am
Er.. seriously, how tall are you anyways? Hopefully you should be taller than Jolin
July 25th, 2007 at 10:37 am
cool long legs babe~ XD
July 25th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
personally i prefer the jeans you’re wearing. it has a slightly baggy look to it which seems more natural… and comfortable =\
and yes we all love photoshop…
July 25th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
she also got her chipmunk cheeks done to slim her face la.
July 25th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Clap! Clap! Bravo!!! Photoshop rocks…
July 25th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
wah…super super super long..longer then my legs and i m 184 cm..
July 25th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
after looking at Jolin’s adverts across all over the mags in msia, i nearly did tat pose and tried to photoshop it…but no avail.
you definately fulfilled my dream!
=D
July 25th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Jessie: They are fake! 0.o
That part is a bit tricky.
Hao: Ya lo. Magic of PS.
greg: She is!!!
Porkie: I’m done!
May Zhee: *shocked* siao ah this is a compliment i cannot accept wei. I don’t particularly adore Jolin but i do think she is very pretty. Though i think she looked cuter before her, uhm, whatever-jobs.
Jenchu: Thank you! Love the jeans too!
Stevo: Amazingly this pair i found from Guess is cheaper than a decent Levi’s.
Ivy: I know
Karen: All you need is a pair of jeans that fits and flatters you.
July 25th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Yung: Go to Levi’s la. I’m sure they have something you like.
You are who you are: Yes that’s the whole point! Muahaha.
Freshoyster: *bows* thanks thanks! *throws oysters around*
lollipop: Thanks! Yea it’s not easy lo cuz have to pose exactly the same, though i just managed to mimic 90%.
Clement: Whoaaa want meh
xy: Do i get a cheese trophy?
Hayabusa: You dunno one. Every girl has her steamed veggies days. Just i’ve gone passed it.
Karyn: It is indeed! The knees don’t align nicely. But that part is hard to PS.
July 25th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Kerry & jenny & cassie: Caaaaaan.
blurcase: I know
kcin: Not a lot, no. just 24 hours a day. I wish i had 40.
Misha sugar: I mailed you. Go cheese it out!
Mun: Agreed!
Tribe 666: Yea i had a cheese and salmon maki i think. Philadelphia maki also got cheese!
Asyraf: Whoa u still read my blog geh!!!666 Oh can’t agree more. In fact, i didn’t have a scrap of make up on. All make up was done digitally. Jolin is Taiwanese lollipop ayumi-wannabe singer.
July 25th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Yapthomas: Yes!
Kay: Yay. my point made.
Ying Bin: Hishiko is still in.
XiaoJingLing: Ooops. Not bad at least i fell with grace *snob*
sheon: Thanks for the tip. Though i’d rather not know about it. Definitely don’t fit the bill haha.
Rey: Just a wee bit la.
ppg: Thanks.
Lissa: I’m sure Jolin’s jeans wasn’t that fitting. IT’S ALL PHOTOSHOP!!! Grrr.
Naeboo: Yea yea that too.
Jam: Thanks jam!
lotsofcravings: waa so tall. So u fit the divine proportion or not?!
vss3t: Try it! Very easy nia.
July 25th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Yea,she’s still in!I went 2 NTV7 studio at Shah Alam last nite 2 watch the recording.
I’ve juz discovered something,ur ‘tattoo’ is slight higher than Jolin’s,hehe!
July 25th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
i saw that at levis mid valley if i’m not mistaken. that jolin legs disturb me also. O_O kinda scary i think. if they surely have the jeans that could make my legs that way, i want 10 of them. seriously! -_-”
July 25th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Nice one! Now if I could fotoshop my tummy away and make my face look thinner … hmm ….. *opens fotoshop*
July 25th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
hey chessie, your name is ringo?? wow! that’s a cooler name! : )
I got your comment on drawing being a talent that fades. How about this. We’ll try and practice for a month or so, and see how the result comes out. if it sucks, we’ll scrap drawing forever. kaw-tim, leng lui?
kaw-tim.
July 26th, 2007 at 1:08 am
hey~
i love the puns~ made my day =)
and ur entries are very interesting ^^
nice jeans =P
i’ll visit ya often~
and i’ll link ya if u don’t mind =)
thankies~
July 26th, 2007 at 1:48 am
Jolin pretty? Er no thanks
July 26th, 2007 at 4:54 am
why her legs so long? because she’s wearing magic jeans loh!im sure that photo had been edited with photoshop before pubished…hahaha!
July 26th, 2007 at 6:32 am
lovely pic! x
July 26th, 2007 at 7:24 am
*jiejie cheesie* nice talking to you on the phone .. you sounded soo sweet!
July 26th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Cheesie: divine proportion applies for almost anything! arm length, facial features, fingers..etc etc…..cant run out one……..
July 26th, 2007 at 10:01 am
拍手!! 綺麗な足です。
Cheesie, I linked your cheddie’s post to my latest post, hope you don’t mind.
July 26th, 2007 at 10:36 am
wow, agree with yingbinsousa who has sharp eyes.:)
July 26th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Cheesie~~
Uh huh!!
I saw some of ur other pics too~~
N ur legs do look amazing~~
Without photoshop~~ =)
Hehehe….
Cheese~~
To a sexy gurl~~!!
July 26th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
*clap clap* (LOL)
eh dun just photoshop mah, pose a real one in the Guess jeans for us
my fave pair of jeans is bought from Treats, RM59.90 I think. The only pair of skinny jeans that clings so sexily to my legs. I
July 26th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Doll:Thank u,thank u!Hehe!
July 26th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
u look very pretty in d ‘cheesie style’ ad
July 26th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Ying Bin: Good luck to her and yes, observant you are!
GorgeousAyuMe: In the magazines, the ad is a double-page spread, so part of the jeans got stuck in at the binding. Therefore it’s only logical they stretch it longer so that it doesn’t appear shorter than original.
Thanis: Of course you can!
Ben Samin: Cannot la nowadays ppl draw using computer d. And! What an excuse to give up drawing! Hmmph!
Yung: Thank you! Link ahead, my pleasure!
Peter: Maybe she’s just not your type.
keel: No doubt about that.
Mandy: Thank you!
Misha: You’re tooooooooo sweeeeeeeet! *develops diabetes* When can i bring you for cheesecake?
sheon:
fish fish: Arigatou! Of course, go ahead.
doll: Meticulous girl she is!
jessie: where gooooot! My legs have to stretch at least 40% more to be considered long.
Viviensiu: Eh? your comment not complete? Where’s Treats?! Ya i will post the pix soon.
Lovegoddess: U have to do my meme. Wahahha.
July 26th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
*jiejie cheesie* don’t know whennnnnnnnnnnn but soon I hope! Otherwise we will meet up the next trip I come back to KL again ok ?
July 26th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Wah! Good one! Can put monkey head or not?
July 26th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Cheesie-dear - nemai Levis or GUESS jeans lah.. should be aiming higher end..hehe.. think you could sell higher end brands better
Misha, koko porkie wanna meet you too.. your jiejie always got sweet things to say.. i bring you both out to eat one whole cheesecake when im back, can ah?
July 26th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I WANT CHEESECAKE ALSO!!! *sulks*………………hahahahahahahhahaa
July 26th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
*korkor porkie* hahaha .. you are asking jiejie cheesie for a date ar ?
July 26th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
you look like jolin in that picture. =) thanks for your tag over at my side. i always read your blog and i love your pun of the day. =)
July 26th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Hahaha
July 26th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
*clap clap clap clap*
July 26th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
aiyo…..so nice to be a baby…..got cheese cake to eat….
July 26th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
ThUnDeR-clap!
July 26th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Porkie: I’m actually a baby still,lol!R u gonna bring me along too?Haha! :p
July 27th, 2007 at 1:35 am
LoL.. now i know what you mean by fake… hahahahaha…
July 27th, 2007 at 2:56 am
wow now that’s long ! hahaha
July 27th, 2007 at 6:57 am
Misha - hehe..who knows but cannot be date with you and cheddie there lah
Ying - onli a bebe ah? ok lah i will consider it..hehe..
July 27th, 2007 at 9:34 am
haha really really loooong….
July 27th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
CLAP CLAP!! =)
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
great job!
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:36 pm
what can i say…you r awesome ~~