I’m joining a contest again!
The Chipster Contest.
The new potato chips from Twisties are really quite addictive. Love the sour cream flavor (though I think they really should’ve come up with cheeeese flavor!)
Anyway they have this “Nothing Else Matters” contest (erm, I think it’s supposed to be “noTHinG eLSe maTTeRs, whatever okay), where you are supposed to design a picture using their backgrounds to show the world how much you love Chipster.
And according to the website, the siao-er your idea is the better.
Whoa. Exactly my cup of tea! I love siaoness. 
Anyway I’ve come up with a few ideas. Lemmi know which one you like the best.
1. Sadako’s Ex Boyfriend
Who said mummies are scary? (Maybe mommies are, but mummies are not). Sadako’s boyfriend, a mummy, was the sweetest boyfriend on earth. Erm, okay, in hell.
During the Hungry Ghost Festival, all the spirits are liberated from down under. Sadako and her boyfriend went food hunting. Like her usual self, Sadako was drowned in gluttony. She rummaged through all food she could find and devoured them ravenously like noghost’s business.
Then she found chipster.
Crisp. She took a bite. Hmm. Crisp. She took another. Crisp crisp crisp. She took another, yet another, and another…
“Can you gimme some, honey?” said Mummy.
*ignores*
“Honey you heard me? I’m hungry!” said Mummy again, slightly irked by Sadako’s non-responsive behavior.
*ignores*
Mummy was furious.
“COME BACK HERE! GIVE ME THE DAMN CHIPS!”
And Sadako replied,
“Go back to hell, baby,” said Sadako in satisfaction.
2. Mummy’s New Girlfriend
After the break up with Sadako, Mummy suffered severe chronic depression. Until he met Cheeso, a stinky, revengeful ghost in red. It seemed like Cheeso’s mom was ignorant about choosing the right name. Cheeso grew up to be as stinky as a 厕所 (toilet: please pronounce in Cantonese).
They dated very happily. Until Cheeso found a bag of chips in Sadako’s casket (apparently she loved it so much she carried it with her until her death. I mean, her re-incarnation. But regrettably she couldn’t bring it to her next life).
Cheeso was instantly in love with Chipster. When Mummy found out, he was upset.
“Haih. Yet again. Why my destiny liddat…” he sighed.
However, he decided to play gentle this time.
“Sweetheart, do you think you can give me a piece of that?” asked Mummy politely.
And Cheeso replied,
3. The Cai Mui Session
After breaking up with Mummy (Cheeso thinks he is too insensitive and… and… mouthless), she decided never to fall in love with man ever again (cuz she’s currently madly in love with Chipster).
Cheeso likes booze and thinks that a booze session is incomplete without a few arounds of Cai Mui (neh, the 15/20 drinking game). One day she was playing with her bestie, Frankie.
They had a bat as the judge and the winner gets free flow of beer all night and of course, a bag of Chipster, Original flavor.
Of course Cheeso won the game. You know why?
Because stupid Frankie only knows how to show fists nia, like Doraemon! Muahahaha sucker!!!
*end of story*
Ok are you inspired now? Faster go design your own “Nothing Else Matters” moment HERE.
hahahahaa…the last one really got me laughing…………..errrr………………..but i think for an open contest….you should go with the first one!
muahahaha. i lov these kisiao ideas. i vote for The Cai Mui Session !!!!! 15, 5 !!!!!
lol i cant stop laughing at the ‘u got mouth meh sucker’ =p
hahaha…really funny..
the one u got mouth meh..
pity Mummy.
I’ll go and vote for the third one . Too bad I haven’t tried Chipster yet , seems nice , does it makes us noobster ?
the last one is kewl.. think you can beat Kenny la.. go go go…
misha loves the last one …
haha! good one, so far is the best i hv seen, super-impose is nicely done, thumbs up!
Argh the Cheeso joke is very funny.
I like the #1 idea best. =)
in terms of wackiness, u shld go with the 1st one. 2nd n 3rd are really brilliant ideas!
Personally I think you can combine de first 2 and use that…. however, i like the third one as well… funny…
Your ones are a far sight better than others who have entered the contest. I mean seriously, can any of them be more boring (some known bloggers ones)? Doesn’t matter which of the three you enter, Cheesie-hime FTW!!
did u straighten your hair??
it looks so straight yet natural…^^
hey, i like the 3rd one,its quite convincing, u and background picture are skillfully related, well done!
My friend told me to take part too but I have no ideas!!! I can’t possibly do the lickin pose! Oh… maybe I can?
Anyway nice pictures lerrrr…. I support ya!!!
I vote for the third one!!
* winks *
Good luck, Cheesie!!
i like your ideas, your entries always has that little ‘umph’ factor… quite amusing.
good stuff! btw how to vote ?
haha..i like the 3rd pic!! lolz.. i wanna join!! i wanna join!! *runs to the nearest store to grab a pack of chipster*
hahaha…kenny can’t win already!
yours the best! i also wanna join!
really like all 3 ideas..u sure can beat KENNYSIA..
LOL that was one super funny post! I like all three of them…possible to enter all in? haha You’re really creative!
yay! you rock!!!
after viewing from gallery of others entries, i think u sure win lah..hahaha.
Nice one… darn creative.. hahaha
sial cheesie… u think you’re better than me? check it out here.
The first one would be more appropriate to enter the contest cos the second and the third one is too siao for them to digest.
Thanks everyone who wants to vote for me. However voting will only open on the 1st October, will keep you guys updated!
samantha: Nope i did not. It’s natural.
wow! love your ideas. just submit all of them, win all the top 3 prizes…hahaha!
you are wacky minded…interesting!
Sadako one looks nice. Very eye-catching, could win you 1st prize.
I like the first one as well…
haha, i love the second one… because the statement “you got mouth meh”, is so darn funny and true!
[...] 7th, 2007 by Rose After all the raves from Kenny and Cheesie and Xiaxue, and being a junk-foodie-glutton myself, I bought a pack of Hot and Spicy Chipster, [...]
hahah i like yours. especially the ‘chai mui’ wan haha
i guess mine really look like ‘take my hammer’ hahaha
so terrible i didn’t read the terms n condition. i thought just have to post the entry in blog. didn’t know have to write bout it. oh welll…
hmm…u win.
hey..there is this bak gua with cheese ontop selling in “mei zhen xiang” is called EZ cheese…dunno u will like it or not..hehe..cos u like cheese…
OMG you have reached new levels of sweat-dripping lameness with your last entry. Kudos!
Albert: Should it now go like, -_-|||||||||||||||||||||||||?
lol! FUNNY! GOOD IDEAS! oh and HI CHEESIE!
hauyon: hie fishie!
have you taken any advertising classes? i think you should start considering as there is a fine line between being a retard and funny…:P
terry yun, you and your comment are the only retarded things. Now why don’t you run along and disappear you little troll.
haha…. you’re really creative cheesie…
hehe…… you’re going to the party right?
^_^