Merry Cheesemas!
Happy happy! 
TT always asks, “what do you wanna do today?”
And i’ll always like to answer, “我要喺屋企腐烂。”
And i decided to rot at home today, lying still on my bed with full blast air-con on and mushy mushy xmas songs playing in the background and nurturing fungus until i’m all moldy.
I was thinking right, if humans are like cheese! They are so lucky. All they need to do is just stay still and do nothing. The moldier it is, the finer and more vintage! The better price it can sell too. It’s so lucky to be a cheese.
Pictures on Harrods and Selfridges
Cheese
Cheeeeeeeese.
More cheeeeeeeeese.
Holey Cheesus Cheese!
Pink cheese!
Foiegrasfoiegrasfoiegrasfoiegrasfoiegrasfoiegras!
Fruits
Have you ever seen a Strawberry Grape before?
Lookie lookie!
-_-
But when it hails from Thailand, it’s called something else.
Ma, look at how expensive your fruit is after 14 hours flight.
And never seen a yellow dragon leh! Wukaka.
*Gasp* Rasp!
Oh my gourd! They come in all kind of sizes and shapes.
Crazy stuff
Haih. When i was there. It wasn’t even Halloween yet. Today it is Christmas already!
Cheddie might like this.
i think it’s healthier than popcorn. And easier to sneak into cinemas too.
This should taste the best. With Roti canai.
Food
Beautiful tea girl.
And KRISPY KREME!!!666
Steamy hot and straight out of the conveyor belt. NOW BEAT THAT!
Harrods special called the Dreamcake!
Toys
Cheddie’s friends.
I love teddy.
Giant teddy. So huggable.
Gave me a sweet kiss.
So adorable it melts your heart wobbly and floppy you just wanna collapse in a sea of teddies.
And they have already expected that to happen.
Teddy couch.
Merry Christmas everyone! 
If you have nothing to do, you can go watch a cheese mature in real time, HERE. Seriously. At least it’s more interesting than watching paint dry.
