Boy loves girl. Girl loves money. Boy wants to do whatever he can to keep girl happy. Girl wants to know how much boy loves girl.
Girl: If today you break up with me, you will instantly become rich like Bill Gates. Would you do it?
(Girl is prepared to hear the “why honey i will never exchange you for anything/money means nothing to me if it means i’ll lose you” bullshit)
Girl: Why, i thought you said you love me very much.
Boy: Because i can woo you back the next day if i become rich like Bill Gates.
Girl: No, the catch is that you will never be able to be with me, ever again.
Girl: Will you still break up with me? read more
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