Monthly Archives / February 2008
I finally understand why nails are called nails. Because just like nails, they can get rusty. Rusty nails! My gouda. I don’t know why they could become like this! It’s the ugliest thing i’ve ever seen. Maybe the nail paint covered the enamel for too long it couldn’t breathe? I know right, i freaked out […]
Like last year. And last last year. And last last last year. P/S: Eh why everyone thinks i’m sad i’m not lo, okay. I’m just glad the whole stressful and pretentious and expen$$$$ive V’day is over! ^_^. It’s good because i can continue to love stress-free for another 364 days.
Below is what i wrote for Twentyfour7, Feb issue. Just thought it would be apt to post up pre V-day. From the moment I cut the fish open, I knew I’d made the most horrible choice. “Rainbow trout” sounded like something romantically delicious for the first dinner date. The truth is, the well-covered skinny, […]
Hahaha omg pun intended. And i want to say it again! I really, really, reeeeeally think flowers are unnecessary. First you cannot eat it although it looks very cheesy. Second, like, what are you gonna do with it lehhhh. It’s not that i don’t like roses. I do! Roses are my favorite! But every time […]
Oooooooooooomgwtfbbqdvdcnydongdongchiang. This is juicier than my Juicy Couture. I was just sent hundreds of Edison Chen’s sex scandal photos on top of the few everyone has already seen a million times from somewhere else. NOW ALL YOU FANS OF GILLIAN CHUNG AND CECEILIA CHEUNG WHO ARE STILL IN DENIAL THINKING IT’S ALL PHOTOSHOP WORK […]
Boy loves girl. Girl loves money. Boy wants to do whatever he can to keep girl happy. Girl wants to know how much boy loves girl. Girl: If today you break up with me, you will instantly become rich like Bill Gates. Would you do it? (Girl is prepared to hear the “why honey […]