Monthly Archives / February 2008

So disgusting!!!

February 17, 2008 in Nail Cheat One™ 87 Cheesed

I finally understand why nails are called nails. Because just like nails, they can get rusty. Rusty nails! My gouda. I don’t know why they could become like this! It’s the ugliest thing i’ve ever seen. Maybe the nail paint covered the enamel for too long it couldn’t breathe? I know right, i freaked out […]

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Happy Valenovertine

February 15, 2008 in Eccentric Ringoism 25 Cheesed

Like last year. And last last year. And last last last year. P/S: Eh why everyone thinks i’m sad i’m not lo, okay. I’m just glad the whole stressful and pretentious and expen$$$$ive V’day is over! ^_^. It’s good because i can continue to love stress-free for another 364 days.

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What not to order on a first date

February 13, 2008 in Bon Cheesepetit 37 Cheesed

Below is what i wrote for Twentyfour7, Feb issue. Just thought it would be apt to post up pre V-day.   From the moment I cut the fish open, I knew I’d made the most horrible choice. “Rainbow trout” sounded like something romantically delicious for the first dinner date. The truth is, the well-covered skinny, […]

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This is so cheesy!

February 12, 2008 in Bon Cheesepetit 26 Cheesed

Hahaha omg pun intended. And i want to say it again! I really, really, reeeeeally think flowers are unnecessary. First you cannot eat it although it looks very cheesy. Second, like, what are you gonna do with it lehhhh. It’s not that i don’t like roses. I do! Roses are my favorite! But every time […]

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Edison is such a hentai!

February 10, 2008 in Cheesellaneous 59 Cheesed

Oooooooooooomgwtfbbqdvdcnydongdongchiang.   This is juicier than my Juicy Couture. I was just sent hundreds of Edison Chen’s sex scandal photos on top of the few everyone has already seen a million times from somewhere else. NOW ALL YOU FANS OF GILLIAN CHUNG AND CECEILIA CHEUNG WHO ARE STILL IN DENIAL THINKING IT’S ALL PHOTOSHOP WORK […]

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The Bill Gates test

February 9, 2008 in Eccentric Ringoism 14 Cheesed

Boy loves girl. Girl loves money. Boy wants to do whatever he can to keep girl happy. Girl wants to know how much boy loves girl.   Girl: If today you break up with me, you will instantly become rich like Bill Gates. Would you do it? (Girl is prepared to hear the “why honey […]

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