Last night, CheesieMouse had a grotesque, bizarre yet yummy dream. To put it simply, she had a very cheesinomous dream.

CheesieMouse was crawling around in this desert somewhere in Japan, desperately looking for food. She has been starved for 54 days and 54 nights. She was sooo hungry that she could literally eat a camel – no horses in this desert. Yeeba yeeba hungry hungry.

From afar she saw a paper box that had a big, yellow letter M printed across it. Her heart lit up, hyperventilating, thinking that it must be a sign from above to salvage her ravenous existence. She dragged her feet to the box but to her disappointment, it was empty.

At the bottom of the box it said “Open Me”. To CheesieMouse’s bemusement, she pondered why there would be such a message in an already open box. However, with an ever growing hunger which was becoming uncontainable, CheesieMouse pried the box apart.

A genie with big, red afro, too much make up, smudged lip stick and a pair of shoes waaaaay to big materialized before her.

 

“Konnicheesewa, my name is Ronald,” the genie spoke, with one hand on his waist and the other 5 fingers spread out like a fan in the air.

“Uh huh.” responded CheesieMouse, not quite sure if she should pretend to be excited seeing a genie far too different from what she had imagined.

“Congratulations! You have just unveiled the most precious gem in the desert. I’m your genie. Now i grant you a wish. How may i be at your service?”

“I’m really hungry,” said CheesieMouse while staring at Ronald’s face. She couldn’t help but wonder why on earth would Ronald choose a foundation 10 shades too light for his skin tone.

Ronald replied, “Okay. Just repeat this chant after me and you shall have the best Dream Meal ever.”

So Ronald uttered a chant. It’s called The Big Mac Chant

โ€œTwo All-Beef Patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce,
Cheese, Pickles, Onions
On A Sesame Seed Bun!โ€

CheesieMouse repeated after him.

Upon repeating Ronald’s chant and in a puff of mystical smoke appeared the wonderous meal.

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CheesieMouse was awestruck, she couldn’t believe what luck had befallen her to the extent that she fainted on the spot.

CheesieMouse woke up, called 1300131300 and ordered a Big Mac. She then lived cheesily ever after.

Thank you very much.

Anyway, this is yet another contest brought to you by Nuffnang and McDonald’s! All you need to do is to verbalize the Big Mac Chant in the most creative possible, and take a video of yourself doing it, and you stand a chance to win the BIG prize of RM10,000!

Okay. This is a clear example of a video that is not going to win you RM10,000. Come up with something more creative please.

Once you have video-ed yourself doing the Big Mac Chant, upload it onto www.youtube.com and email the URL and your contact number to the contest master at BigMacChant@nuffnang.com before May 28 2008.

Have fun with Big Mac! ๐Ÿ™‚

More information here.

P/S: Just in case you are about to scold me why there’s one girl in the photo who hasn’t had her head mutated into some yummy Big Mac ingredients (favoritism wtf!!!) , think again and you will realize that she’s the exact ingredient missing, thank you very much.

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