Last night, CheesieMouse had a grotesque, bizarre yet yummy dream. To put it simply, she had a very cheesinomous dream.
CheesieMouse was crawling around in this desert somewhere in Japan, desperately looking for food. She has been starved for 54 days and 54 nights. She was sooo hungry that she could literally eat a camel - no horses in this desert. Yeeba yeeba hungry hungry.
From afar she saw a paper box that had a big, yellow letter M printed across it. Her heart lit up, hyperventilating, thinking that it must be a sign from above to salvage her ravenous existence. She dragged her feet to the box but to her disappointment, it was empty.
At the bottom of the box it said “Open Me”. To CheesieMouse’s bemusement, she pondered why there would be such a message in an already open box. However, with an ever growing hunger which was becoming uncontainable, CheesieMouse pried the box apart.
A genie with big, red afro, too much make up, smudged lip stick and a pair of shoes waaaaay to big materialized before her.
“Konnicheesewa, my name is Ronald,” the genie spoke, with one hand on his waist and the other 5 fingers spread out like a fan in the air.
“Uh huh.” responded CheesieMouse, not quite sure if she should pretend to be excited seeing a genie far too different from what she had imagined.
“Congratulations! You have just unveiled the most precious gem in the desert. I’m your genie. Now i grant you a wish. How may i be at your service?”
“I’m really hungry,” said CheesieMouse while staring at Ronald’s face. She couldn’t help but wonder why on earth would Ronald choose a foundation 10 shades too light for his skin tone.
Ronald replied, “Okay. Just repeat this chant after me and you shall have the best Dream Meal ever.”
So Ronald uttered a chant. It’s called The Big Mac Chant
“Two All-Beef Patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce,
Cheese, Pickles, Onions
On A Sesame Seed Bun!”
CheesieMouse repeated after him.
Upon repeating Ronald’s chant and in a puff of mystical smoke appeared the wonderous meal.
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CheesieMouse was awestruck, she couldn’t believe what luck had befallen her to the extent that she fainted on the spot.
CheesieMouse woke up, called 1300131300 and ordered a Big Mac. She then lived cheesily ever after.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, this is yet another contest brought to you by Nuffnang and McDonald’s! All you need to do is to verbalize the Big Mac Chant in the most creative possible, and take a video of yourself doing it, and you stand a chance to win the BIG prize of RM10,000!
Okay. This is a clear example of a video that is not going to win you RM10,000. Come up with something more creative please.
Once you have video-ed yourself doing the Big Mac Chant, upload it onto www.youtube.com and email the URL and your contact number to the contest master at BigMacChant@nuffnang.com before May 28 2008.
Have fun with Big Mac! 
More information here.
P/S: Just in case you are about to scold me why there’s one girl in the photo who hasn’t had her head mutated into some yummy Big Mac ingredients (favoritism wtf!!!) , think again and you will realize that she’s the exact ingredient missing, thank you very much.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:45 am
HAHAHHAH that dream(bur)ger picture is cracking me up. LOL
Good one!
May 6th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Haha!!! The missing ingredient is cheese!! omg! That’s brilliant! xD
May 6th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
u really sound like a japanese.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
hehehe i knew it that you were the cheese in the big mac!! but why only 2 pieces of bun? shouldn’t there be 3???
May 6th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Blah: omg i didn’t pay attention. my mistake!!! WHo would you like the bun to be? EHEHEHEH
May 6th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
ohmygod! lollollol! MDburger pic is funny as hell! can’t stop laughing…wahahaha….
May 6th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
hehe it doesn’t matter who’s the bun, it’s all good as long as ur the cheese!!
*that was a really incheesenius post ;P*
May 6th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
lol! classic cheesiness!
May 6th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
lol.. waaa u moved around the logo until so chun. i tot u got the font somewhere haha.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Kevin: Me PS expert!
May 6th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Awww!!!
Our fav cheese is back!!
Her cheesiness as well as her originality~~
Hope ur feeling way better ya?
* winks *
May 6th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Well Krafted, CheesieMouse!
May 6th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
aiyah no need to say la, such a cheesnius.
omgggg “Yeeba yeeba hungry hungry” sound like arribaa arribaaa angaray angaraaay, u know, that cool spanish mouse cartoon i fogot what his name oredi wtc aiyah damn cute la i remember
May 6th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Oi! Luckily mine’s a freakin’ Cucumber OK! FREE facial sial~! hahaha… :p
May 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
The sight of Ronald McDonald as a genie would have given me a heart attack, way before I can even chant anything.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
can i have an extra cheeese pleeassse….that’s too cute! voted for you.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
you know did say that you’ve never ever been unhappy in your life and that you’re always happy.
isn’t this bizarre indicating that you are infact very disappointed that you didn’t make it to the top 3?
May 6th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Tht’s funny and brilliant all at once! hahaha..u made me roll over…
May 6th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
cheese~~~
May 6th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
cindy should be a tomateowwwwww
May 6th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Ballerina, are you trying to stir here?
Correct me if I’m wrong, there isn’t a mention of being disappointed that she didn’t make it in the top 3 in this post. If you hadn’t noticed this post is for the Nuffnang & McD competition and she has created a story behind her vid much like she did for her previous Nuffnang competition entry - a story behind her harujuku doll.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
mrBBQ, The Mexican mouse is Speedy Gonzales
May 6th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
so geli lah hahahaha damn!
May 6th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
STFU PORKIE U R SO IRRITATING LAH!
May 6th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
cheesie!
but u didnt really pronouched those words correctly,think the chant is acceptable? anyhow the chant is very very cheesie.. very oricheese!
wow, even miss c is here giving u support! when are u up dating ur blog miss c??:)
May 6th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
How about no? Why are you taking exception when the comment wasn’t for you? Also is there a need for vulgarities? What I stated is true anyway, there wasn’t a hint of saying she’s disappointed about not being in top 3 in this post, so why try to insinuate that there is?
May 6th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
omfg gief bigmacccccc!
May 6th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
the big mac chant…
May 6th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
ah porkie, you should’ve just ignore la….cheesie doesn’t give a damn abt those cmmt… remember, the comment is more about the person who wrote it…my guess is she’s the 1 who’s really disappointed tht she didn’t make it to top8?! *evil grin*
May 6th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
porkie: i’m sure u are a nice person and it;s obvious that u like/ love cheesie a lot, most likely u are trying to go after her.. or u have tried but failed… or maybe at some point u got her or u are already going out with her. It;s not wise to be over protective or over possessive sometimes..u’ll scared the girl off!
we know u are just trying to protect her but if she is so “brave” of letting all comments thru means she welcomes criticism or whatever comments… the boss is not even jumping and who are u(”tai-kam?”) to jump??if u really wanna counter those bad coments, why not just change yr nick??why must act like u are the big brother or bf or cheesie all the time??
May 6th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
pppoink - I will do
kelv - Sorry if I find stirring is unneccessary -_-; Change my nick for what? I’ve got nothing to hide.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
cute video! lol creative and innovative xD
May 6th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
a really funny & creative post!
May 6th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Oh my God, you must hate yourself so much to do such a stupid video. To believe that’s the same Ringo we saw in MDG. That video of yours is neither cute or fuuny. It’s just making yourself look stupid.
Yuck~!!!!
May 6th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
i agree that the video is.. puke encouraging. sorry… but you’re pretty la. if thats a consolation
May 6th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
cheeesie!!!
the big mag chant has to be done in 4 seconds or less!!! ahahahahahaha….that day i did more than 6 secs, they dun gimme the big mag
May 6th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
mr.bbq!~ that spanish rat is called speedy gonzale!! hahaha
May 6th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
aww…even miss C is here, haha….”sometimes u pick ur friends, sometimes they pick u”
May 6th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Ringo, this post is so original. Who would have thought of it? You are the cheese! Nice one!
May 6th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Aye Currumba! I like your style and sense of humour! Wicked
May 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Jessie: Yes yes, thank you!
Lungiman: lolol you punny one.
Miss C: But it’s pickle, so it makes your muka masam. WAHAAHAH. Now you know how much i love you!
Sam: Then how you even go to Mc D!!!666
cheekymisfit: lololol or Nadia.
Kelv: I dunno wor, did this in a rush. Prolly will come up with a better one if i have the time!
Cheryl: Ya mehhhhh i can never speak that fast!!!
Bianca & Jef: Thank you
May 6th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
My brilliant Ringo, You have Such a creative and amusing mind! Love this entry! it’s Cheesetastic! Chesenominal! Ok it’s Cheesy! But I’m working on it!! hehe
May 6th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Dom: My Domdom!!! (Ok that sounds wrong) I love you!!! Miss you already! Let’s have tea again soon. Someone ought to fetch us with her spanking new car!
May 6th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Grace and CherylC, yeah Speedy Gonzales! Thanks, now I even remember clearly how it looked like haha… Okaaay damn off-topic.
Was in McD just now, saw their Mega-Mac (or was it double big mac, i forgot the name, again =___=) and wanted to try, but forgot to take my camera! Maybe next time la… It’s pretty freaking huge ok.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Mega Mac vs Double Whopper vs…GBK!!! wahaha..you know which wins
May 7th, 2008 at 12:06 am
rrrh…BigMc Chant! chant chant mari mari chant!
ringo thats really cute little video…love it, will vote for you.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:23 am
BBQ - order McD delivery lo..
May 7th, 2008 at 1:05 am
ahhh…cheesie is the cheese! how cute!
what a smart one! love the photoshoping….the words look like the real thing…you go cheesie!
May 7th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Haha.. cheesie.. you’re so CUTE la… ;D
Great idea.. ;D
May 7th, 2008 at 2:16 am
ringo..
you are a very nice charming girl.. stay the way u are.
^_^
May 7th, 2008 at 4:02 am
Brilliantly punny and so well-written! I love this post!
May 7th, 2008 at 5:13 am
haha .. love the photoshopped image .. and your squeaky chant for extra cheese!
May 7th, 2008 at 5:44 am
MR. BBQ, that’s Speedy Gonzales for you, yeebaa yeebaa andele andele. Is this what we call, the MDG Pwned?
May 7th, 2008 at 6:29 am
good morning jiejie R
May 7th, 2008 at 9:26 am
sth my hamsters would enjoy watching.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Uh….not bad la this video….haha…but why fiqa must be vege too???haha
May 7th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
i think this is AWESOME!!!. so creative. i hope you win!!!
May 7th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I don’t have anything against you but the video sent shivers up my spine. Seems like an overdone attempt to act cute.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
poor samantha, you need to have a medical check-up.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
haha ringo you have such an imagination
and i love your video. i sure vote fer youuu~
May 7th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
i wanna eat the cheesalicious burger….
bad sadly…
i dun eat beef….
May 8th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
ooo… SOMEone should fetch la… ok ok~ wait my red sexy babe come 1st okie? hehe! cant wait to gather bergether gether agen!!!
May 8th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
CHEESE!
May 9th, 2008 at 4:13 am
you’re just the most adorable thing.
huge fan after seeing you on MDG. I think you’re really hot!
May 9th, 2008 at 6:57 am
your japanese-accented english is really fake. i’m japanese and we definitely do not sound like that
May 9th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
akane if you are a japanese( which i doubt so) then you are a disgrace and down grade your country. reasons:
…We should be proud of and appreciate other race learning our language, whether or not they have spoken it well, words of encouragement is always better then criticism in this case.
…you are being rude! I hv a bunch of japanese friends, they are really very good manner, respectful and unbelievably humble type of people. I see you are newbi here, do you visit a stranger’s house and tell the host ‘your house stinks’ or ‘your wife is ugly’ ?
if you aren’t a japanese, then you are someone mean-spirited! you debased other in the name of japan…that’s bad.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
WTF ARE U TRYING TO DO?! BURN MY EYES MEH!?
PUKE x 9062419715013
What a turn off!
May 9th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
jane you obviously have no idea what you’re talking about. to refute your points
a) she is not speaking japanese. she is attempting to speak english with a so-called japanese accent. kindly elaborate on how it is related to learning japanese?
b) you mean to say, they are good-mannered..i can spot tons of grammatical errors in your english. i think you need some english lessons as well.
imo, you are the one being unreasonable. it is precisely because i’m japanese that i see the need to clarify that japanese do not speak english like she did in the video.
don’t give me those half-baked arguments. i don’t think you know much about logical fallacies, do you?
May 9th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Just stepping in before this whole thing ends up in a possible flame war, lets keep things peaceful k..that is both you akane and jane
May 9th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Haha! Brilliant Pix of the Dream (bur)Ger.
May 11th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Hahaha.. So adorable
May 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am
akane i couldn’t agree more.watching the video was the most painful 45 seconds of my life.
May 11th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
LMAO.
LMAO.
LMAO.
May 11th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Dear Akane,
try speaking bahasa melayu with your japanese accent, you would just sound the same like most japanese attempt to say it. Stop creating chaos here! and btw, cheesie is learning, and i think for a learner like her, she did a good job and so is you if u r speaking BM as a beginner all right?
May 12th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
dear cherylc, you obviously do not get the point. if i were to speak bahasa, i would be speaking the language itself. cheesie can speak english in her bahasa accent, why is she faking a japanese accent to speak english??
and fyi, it’s so *are you.
May 12th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
akane, just wondering..why are you being so anal? Especially with correcting people’s English now.
Also are you not gonna try flogging X Japan tickets here like on the SG forums? (also wondering why you post in sg forums too if you are Japanese)
May 12th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
my family moved to sg a few years back because of my dad’s job and i attended school there but i moved back to tokyo after i started college. hope that answers your question.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
i see the debate has shifted to my identity as a japanese national. i believe you have already checked my IP and whatnot and found out i am based in tokyo. i may have attended international schools my whole life but i assure you that my japanese and english are perfect.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
you are very 烦吔! just get the hell out of here..no one is interested in you and your jap what jap..weird! btw…i no go to school, i learn english from internet so can’t be as good as you, but at least i know how to differentiate idol and idiot …awak ni kacau besar
May 14th, 2008 at 3:48 am
i loveeeee it.. how to vote??
May 14th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
omg you’re so frigging cute in your video hahahaha..
Ringo are you interested in casting?
Cause I’m a talent scout if you are email me ya.
suchitrakumar@hotmail.com
Thanks you.
xoxo