I hate people calling me babe

July 27, 2008 in Cheesoron

Eh i think i blogged about this before. Never mind.

And i think punny people are very cute. Okay that’s totally random. But go back to the i hate people calling me babe thing.

See it all happened when a lousy ex-boyfriend starting calling me that. He called me babe (!!!666). Okay fine he also called me bunni but most of them time he called me babe. I thought it was fine though i didn’t quite find it a term of endearment. It’s like calling a spade Spade. HAHAHA ok bad simile. (Then again i was just trying mock that Funny Girl. HAHAHAHA!). Okay it’s like calling a dog Dog (better?). No sense of intimacy whatsoever. But fine la i put up with it.

Until.

I found out that he actually calls every girl he knows babe. And that he is a jerk.

Since then i’ve made a public warning that whoever ever calls me that, will be force fed a Frisbee to half death before getting drowned in a pool of Cheddie piss.

And for a very, very long time i haven’t heard the word babe addressed to me. Until today.

Cheesie: password is **********
Idiot: got it babe
Cheesie: BABE.
Idiot: !
Cheesie: DID U JUST CALL ME BABE?
Idiot: typo!
Idiot: i meant to say baby!
Idiot: sorrrrryyy
Cheesie: DID YOU JUST REDUCE MY STANDARD TO SOME STUPID BITCH EQUIVALENT TO A STINKY HEAP OF RUBBISH?
Idiot: noooooo
Idiot: tyyypooooo!!
Idiot: (btw babe is a pig child)
Cheesie: SO U THINK I’M A PIG.
Idiot: NOOOOOO
Cheesie: AND DO U SINCERELY THINK THAT I WILL BELIEVE IT’S A TYPO WHEN Y AND E IS SO FAR APART?
Idiot: it’s not la, only 2 blocks away
Cheesie: HAHAHHA.
Cheesie: ok i forgive you for the pun.
Idiot: YEAY
Idiot: where is the pun la

-_-

Ok la. I think accidentally punny people are kind cute too.

 

 

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Anyway, the winners for the Chelsea and Heineken “Wildest Football Fantasy” contest is out!

Congratulations to…

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Desmond

and

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Huai Bin!

You can read their winning entry on their blogs.

See you all next Tuesday! :)

 

 

P/S: What does your boyfriend call you/What do you call your girlfriend? Not babe right?

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