Watch this!
And also someone sent me this link about some guy who mated with a dolphin. :/
Excerpt:
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.
Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Mating with male
A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
Mating with female
This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
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Sex with a dolphin, anyone?
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August 11th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Eeeeeeee
>_
August 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
robb likey? hehehhe
August 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
What the cheese?! This is so sickening. :p
August 11th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
@.@
Do it, Robb!
August 11th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
don’t tell me you did that…OMG
August 11th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
wow…. i love yr blog!! Lots of nice dolphine picture n of course, pretty ladies
August 11th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
my goodness.cheesephilia in cheeserland.yikes.
=))
August 11th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I always thought dolphins are cute until I saw this post -_-
August 11th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
OH MY GOSH…. Beastility…. sick…
August 11th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
wtf?!?! they can do that on land?!?!
August 11th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
because dolphins are the only animals besides human that have sex for pleasure lol
August 11th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
bah..the dolphin is just having some fun la…
August 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
oh. My. GOD…..
WTC?!?!
ewww~
tats disgusting!!!!
August 11th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
EW!!! this is highly disturbing !! O.O!
August 11th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
LOL.
you merosakan nama baik dolphin that everyone thought to be cute. XD
and I thought they were like this because they wanna have some fun. I mean CLEAN fun. o.o
August 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
That’s… disturbing. Ugh, why a dolphin… -.=
August 11th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
OMG!
Man this is like some gross shit! Like what the hell, can somebody raise your hands to the sky and say “BEASTIALITY!?”
SERIOUSLY! not even funny…just very very disturbing!
And yet, very illuminating and informative! LOL! But then again, one must remember that dolphins were once land animals and have a natural affinity to humans.
They are also believed to be very sexual (males will even have sex with other males if no female are present) and it is believed that in packs, each dolphin has sexual intercourse with the other to foster close ties
It is said that besides humans, dolphins are the only animals in the world to have sex for pleasure and not just reproduction purposes (they have sex with males when they don’t want babies)
Now put two of the world’s most horniest creatures together and I suppose this is what you get.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
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August 11th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Hmmm it seems that this guy had unprotected sex with a dolphin.
You think they had babies?
Like mermaid children?! OMG!
August 11th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
OMG I AM SO DISTURBED WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY… DISTURB…NESS.
but yeah hell i never thought of that, cyren. MERMAID BABIES?! i mean what happens to the… uhm. sperm.
i couldnt picture it. HOW DO YOU CUDDLE AND FONDLE A DOLPHIN!? A DOLPHIN AND A HUMAN!? MORE SATISFYING THAN DOLPHIN-DOLPHIN OR HUMAN-HUMAN MEH!??!
someone please enlighten me!!
August 11th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
omfg.. omfg.. i can’t believe it.. :S btw thanks for sharing ringo!
August 11th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
no eye see
August 11th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
i can’t believe i actually read all of it!! -___-
August 11th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
ok..this is freaking me out….really….
August 11th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
omg. i learnt something.
August 11th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
This post kinda disturbs me and yet strangely excites me at the same time.
I’m not into bestiality, but the description very er…descriptive. Hmm…
40 seconds isn’t really a long time…
OMG! WTF am I thinking and why am I thinking that! :p
August 12th, 2008 at 12:05 am
OMFG SO DISGUSTING T__________________________T SICK MAN !! but the dolphin seems to enjoy it also wtf.
August 12th, 2008 at 4:56 am
I find it more disturbing that I’m no longer disturbed by things I find on the internet
August 12th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Well actually you can’t just go up to a dolphin and start humping it, like any human being you must seek it’s “permission” too, otherwise you’re that sick. In Cheesie’s case from the previous entry, it shows that it was the dolphins who were interested in her.
And there was some safety guidelines listed in the website as well, do it “wrong” and you might get into some serious injuries or even death. Talk about death by sex…
August 12th, 2008 at 10:46 am
no! ……that’s wrong! ……not in the public…
August 12th, 2008 at 11:10 am
This is sick… really sick… it is really hard to believe that humans will just experiment sex with every living creatures possible!
August 12th, 2008 at 11:31 am
humans can be just plain sick simply because they can condition their own mind to do anything they want. after all, who’s to say what’s natural, and what is not?
but still. ewww. it’s like doing a plastic object can! might as well get a blow up doll haha.
and cheeserland is getting X-rated sia.. pity poor Misha and the under18 ppl who visit here sigh.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:54 am
it was trained to do that lah, the feeding the signal and all that…just watch the guy.
August 12th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
errr… eww? =P
August 12th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
wow. this was…uhhh…different.
Where did you find it?
August 12th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Oooo…interesthing fact to know.
August 12th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
aimee: I just happened to find it on Google, so I “recommended” the site to Cheesie just for her information
to everyone: Lol, guys I recommend you read the site carefully again before making judgement that it was humans who initiated the process first. If you were put into a tank of dolphins and it showed sexual interest in you, and people said you were the one who started this disgusting process first (even though you didn’t do anything), how would you react?
There are animals out there who do sex for pleasure other than just for reproduction, go find out more what they are. It’s a big world out there…
*Of course, that doesn’t mean I’m saying that humans x animals is completely right.
August 12th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Hahahaha…. Robb maybe will like male dolphins!!!
but human x animals = what the heck?
August 12th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
0.o…Yummy
August 12th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
ok i am back again with new views!!
i suddenly remembered the guy said he humped a dolphin, what, 3 times only? so if each humping session lasts like, he said normally 40secs to a minute? give allowance, say 5 minutes tops. SO MEANS THE GUY ONLY HAD 15MINUTES OF … HUMPING IN TOTAL?! in his entire lifetime? omg so did he ever hump a HUMAN before? if he didnt i wonder what would happen if he tried to o.0
omg sorry -.- sound so x-rated. just very curious lah. to be frank i am also disgusted yet strangely intrigued by this
August 13th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Lol. Disturbing in so many ways…
August 13th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Disturbing? Wait until you see this: http://wza.thewhatsgoodconspiracy.com/?p=490
August 16th, 2008 at 1:58 am
Strange… i myself didn’t find it disturbing at all… maybe one day i’ll try it out myself, since that guy said dolphins had such “excellent muscle control” that you’ll squirt after sticking in your dick after about like 2 minutes… but first kena get a dolphin to like me enough la…