Dolphins are the gay sharks
August 9, 2008
Not only that. I think dolphins are also bimbos because their skin feels very plastic-like and when you attempt to knock on their head you can feel it’s empty inside.
I. swam. with. dolphins. 
I mean the gay sharks.
At Melka Dolphin Resort, Lovina Bali.
The tickets were quite expensive lo. I think we paid about USD36 each for just a 20min session with the dolphins. But damn worth it la! How often in your life do you get to swim with a dolphin!!!666
Omgomgomg soooo cute!!!
Ok, i have now decided that dolphins are the next cutest thing after Cheddie. I wanna keep one in my apartment.
This is the dolphin’s… nose? The hole where it releases the… air.
That time i still couldn’t swim to save my life. So it’s damn embarrassing okay, the two dolphins kept flipping me around and the crew would have to drag me back cuz i couldn’t even move!
*pats* “Good boy, go fetch!”
OMG I SWEAR TO CHEESUS CRUST DOLPHINS ARE DAMN HORNY.
*attacks* “help!” *drags*
*attacks* “help!!!!” *drags*
*attacks* “help!!!!omg666″ *drags*
They are a playful bunch. Both of them are male. They kept swirling, turning me over like a kebab. And then… i swear, this dolphin poked my *ahem* from underneath with its… erm… beak.
Until i found out that it wasn’t the beak. It was the penis.
The dolphin. poked. my. backside. with. its. penis.
Its freaking gigantic penis.
Multiple times.
…
Just be careful lo girls. I mean, they are sweet and playful (perhaps a tad too playful). But very horny la i dunno why.
Okay i googled a bit for this entry because i realized i don’t know how to name dolphin’s various anatomy part properly.
Ok. So it’s a blow… hole? And wtf is a melon? KY said usually melon refers to boobs. But but in the case of dolphin, apparently it’s the head.
Omg dolphin embryo!
O.o
But really la. Dolphins are really, really really adorable.
Especially when they smile. 
==End of Bali trip==
OMG !!! So cute !!!!
*LOL* Dolphins are horny? *ROFLMAO*
hahaha…..damn funny wei!!!
and…OMG!!! cheesie almost kena saiful-ed by a horny dolphin?!!!??!!
dolphins are hamsap too
lmao..
hahahhaha the fella who is dragging you’s face is like damn tak layan!
That looks like soo much fun! Hey cheesie, how much are those kenko prunes in USD ?
p.s. the dolphin embryo looks almost like a human fetus — minus the tail! u can see the 5 ‘fingers’!
MELKA EXCELSIOR… I tot Melaka Excelsior.. LOL
Dolphins enjoy sex just like human beings.
lol they nearly raped you =x
Experts hv testified tht male dolphins often extend their penises to swimmers the way a human extends an arm…
You’re so lucky to swim with the dolphins although they were *ahem* horny! LOL It looks really, really fun! I always wanted to have a dolphin as my pet too! haha They’re like the most cutest things, after Cheddie of course! haha
LOL!! Not only are guys attracted to cute cheesie but male dophins too!!! Hahaha… too yummy cheesie.. Tsk tsk tsk. ^^
AHahahaha Cheesie kena tong see fatt!!
Hamsap dolphins,lol!
Haha .. wished i m a dolphin. :p
ahlost: i swear.
sheon: almost there, almost there.
annant: yes they are lo
sweatlee: hahaha but he is very nice la. just never see someone so hopelessly tak bisa renang
julie: about $42.
Keong: for a moment it got me too
blackwidow: REALY?!??!
kei: kenny was making fun of the baby of a cheese dolphin.
sonot: what a way so express friendliness.
miracleangel: i know! damn glas i went there
candyclarie: no la! next time imma swim with girl dolphins ^^
Dr Tan: Damn wong la, Tong See Fatt Chai HAHAHAH
YB: hows manchesterrrrrrrrrr
hamsup fella: oh good, then you can have sex with one another. Have fun.
Dolphins looks kinda creepy when they smile. I prefer a cat smiling.
oii MELONS are boobs, melon as singular is only the sweet fruit.
Dolphin!!!!
so cute~ I’m willing to pay too to have a swim session with dolphins~
cure heartache la them… ^_^
You sure it wasn’t 2 men in dolphin suits?
Cheesie, you might wanna look at this website. It explains a lot in depth about dolphins and *cough*.
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
Do you speak fluent Mandarin?
Oh my goodness, the dolphins are SO adorable!!! I would LOVE to swim with them one day
LOL! Too funny about them poking you with their *penis*?!!!!!! :0) Have a great day … love the humor on ya blog 
the nike ad is so annoying.
@m, keep a green tree in your heart perhaps the nike ad will turn into a singing bird..haha..cheers!
LOLOL funny!! XD but in the pic cannot see their penis poke one? looks like the beak.. XD hahaha~~ u been molested~~ XD
Am at Liverpool actually.
Went Manchester Old Trafford last week 2 catch a frenly match,which is oso the testimonial of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.The game was bored,but the atmosphere was really nice!
Love my UK life so much,I dun wanna go back!!! :p
Ringo, i think TT & Moaki are really 2 best friend/bf who treated you with 100% “true heart”, did you notice? doubt you can find someone like them anymore in your life…cherish…
Moaki’s friend
omg why are they so perverted ?? where’s the penis anyway hahahahha
You know, dolphins are the only creatures besides humans who have sex for pleasure. No wonder. ;)
HB: cat NOOO! dolphin way cuter
KY: hahahhaha
Reiko: yea! all worth it!
hawk: maybe la. great costume hehe
Souken: “Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.” O.o
O.o!!!!
oh man that looks like so much fun, I always wanted to swim with dolphins!!! that’s so cheap too, i think in the US it’s over $100
markus: yes i do
ceceilia: thank you!
m: you can click the X button to exit the skinner.
manzy: omg i’ll post up a video soon
YB: damn jealous la.
Irene: do i know you?
devina: underneath the belly!
dian: very horny!
vievietnameseqt: WA! damn ex. go to bali!
yiierrr.. i thot dolphins only show sexual interest to their own species. i liked their funny smiling face all the while now, it looks like a horny peverted smile to me o_O”
Hi Ringo,
Would like to ask you how many day you stay in this hotel?
How was lovina place ? From your opinion is better to stay 3d2n or 2d1n?
Thanks
Hi pin. Just 2D1N will do. nothing much to do in Lovina except dophin-watching.
Dolphins are really so adorable. I really it worth your USD 36!!
[...] Ok…. I came across something VERY interesting in Cheesie/ Ringo Tan’s blog…its about dolphins…Yes dolphins…Those smiley faced cute lil creatures….I think alot of people don’t know that dolphins are very sexually active and they even foreplay when they’re free….They are like humans and they enjoy mating…But they don’t use mating for pro-active reasons..They mate to strengthen the bond between pod mates…even mother and calves mate..Abit messed up but thats the way they are…Ringo went on a trip to Bali and she had a swim with 2 male dolphins…She said that the 2 male dolphins poked her in her backside several times with their gigantic penis..hahhahaha..u can see for urself her post at this link….http://cheeserland.com/2008/08/dolphins-are-the-gay-sharks/ [...]
HAHAHA dolphins have sex for pleasure lol
I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget. She continues to live in my memories, though…
I volunteer with dolphins whenever I get the opportunity. They are special to me, highly intelligent, empathic creatures that are dear to my heart, and are a healing aspect in my life. So it was that I met this particular dolphin, a female bottle nose dolphin, 7 years old, who is residing at my home city’s coastal harbour/aquarium.
She is a beautiful dolphin, inquisitive and playful, and more used to human contact than her other, older pod mates. I answer any questions the general public have about dolphins, and spend most of my free time with them, studying and talking with them. I learned through continued contact that each dolphin has a very particular personality and habits, traits useful for differentiating between the fins who are sometimes hard to distinguish on visual markings alone.
In order to avoid the bustle tourists, I usually visit the dolphins at night, illegally I must add, since I am considered to be trespassing. But it is the only time I do not have to be distracted by tourists or the staff. I do not expect to have sex with the dolphins every time I visit them; I am not that sort of person. I spend time with them because they are a relaxing and stabilizing source of peace in an otherwise hectic and unbalanced lifestyle. So it came as a pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in sex-play with me.
I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn’t engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn’t do for a dolphin.
I am aware there are people who would look at this and turn away in disgust. I can not force my beliefs or my feelings upon them, neither do I wish to. The only thing I ask of those people is that they try to understand that love, and trust, and respect are not limited to within a single species. Human kind has created religions and laws and barbed-wire fences that have been created, written and erected out of the former belief that we are the best, the smartest, the most powerful creature on the planet. Now we are realising that we have been extremely short sighted; many of us are realising this, but there are others who are bound by their former beliefs. One word is the key to improving our civilization. One word which could improve many lives.
Understanding.
My life is now dedicated to understanding dolphin kind. The way they act, the way they communicate, the reasons why a completely wild animal would take any interest what so ever in humans, a very dangerous wild animal. These may be answers that I may not answer in my lifetime, but this is a path that has been layed by a special dolphin who taught me more about love and trust in one week than any human taught me in my entire life. A path that I hope others will choose to also tread with me, towards a pool of knowlegde where dolphins and humans can interact with one another, and learn a great many secrets.
With a dolphin in my dreams, I go forth to love those who have loved me.
Omg. gimme some time to read through your comments ok. So long!
yeah i agree, dolphin vaginas are the best
Okay first of all, the reason why those dolphins are horny is because they are domesticated which means that the person who owns them has been having sexual activities with them! also, that is really disgusting that people have sex with the animal, thats how most STDS come along X.x ick.
Its best to stick with your own species and have respect for animals not degrade them. Sorry that you had to go through that ringo! D: