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Watch this!
And also someone sent me this link about some guy who mated with a dolphin. :/
Excerpt:
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.
Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. read more
Not only that. I think dolphins are also bimbos because their skin feels very plastic-like and when you attempt to knock on their head you can feel it’s empty inside.
I. swam. with. dolphins. 😀
I mean the gay sharks.
At Melka Dolphin Resort, Lovina Bali.
The tickets were quite expensive lo. I think we paid about USD36 each for just a 20min session with the dolphins. But damn worth it la! How often in your life do you get to swim with a dolphin!!!666
Omgomgomg soooo cute!!!
Update: Happy 08/08/08. Most auspicious day in history :).
But omg can you believe it???
I cannot lo, seriously. I know Wall-E was like No.8 for a week or so, but but but… And i also know Christopher Nolan is the bestestest director in the world… I think Tim Burton comes second. Just watched Nightmare before Christmas and Edward Scissors Hand. Omg Johnny Depp is soooooooooooo adorable okay why am i drifting so far away from what i wanted to say.
Come back! What was i saying. Oh ya! The Dark Knight!! What happened to The God Father?!? Died already is it!! Okay that doesn’t make any sense. read more
Cass, Audrey, Karen, Paris and I attended this make up party organized by Maybelline.
Waaaa truck loads of make up to play with! If ten years ago i’d be on cloud nine. That time had to steal mom’s lipstick leh. And not like she had any to begin with. Taurus moms very down to earth!
Aud and i damn excited. Can see Timothy kepohing around at the back also! Haha!
Star product of the day is the Maybelline’s Watershine 3D Collagen lipstick.
Comes in 12 shades!
The lipstick is the key to several problems girls often have, especially under super dry and hot weather recently. read more
(After such a long delay, sorry.)
Lovina Beach located in north Bali, about 100 kilometers from Kuta. It’s famous for sunrise and dolphin-watching out at the sea. 🙂
God i’m sorry i can’t help! Sunrise too gorgeous…
Very beautiful sky!
Reaching for the sky (omc i can’t believe i’m so corny. I’m really not good at captions).
We went on this early morning boat tour out the sea for dolphin-watching. 🙂
The boat so narrow lo. read more
God. Finally i get to post some happenings happened long ago. Was on a roll of advertorials damn crazy can. But happy happy! More stuff coming in to my home cheese home. 🙂
So much to blog! Okay we do a reverse chronological order.
Chelsea Chelsea!
Thank you thank you Heineken, i have watched the first ever football match live in my life. And it was… sweaty.
Grandstand ticket courtesy of heineken. 🙂
Spotted Mike from far far away.
Mike.
Desmond my contest winner and his friend… Desmond. O.o I’ve met four Desmonds altogether in this week. read more
Ooomygouda i want i want! It will sit so nicely on the empty side of my wall!
It is housed in a red-hued back panel.
In case you haven’t known already, LG Scarlett is the world’s slimmest LCD tv set (it’s only 45 mm thin, or approximately my nail extension’s length)!
They are currently having this contest, where you can direct and edit your own Scarlet movie and win awesome prizes!
So you see, i’m a very generous person. I won’t just keep the goodies to myself. So hor, i’m gonna share with you on how to win this contest! So that you can obtain an admission to my house warming party if you win anything. Ya i know i said i wanted a plasma. But 37″ LG Scarlet is most perfect already! read more
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