The I Cannot Tahan List

September 28, 2008 in Eccentric Ringoism

1. i cannot tahan people who let the tap run when they are brushing their teeth.
2. i cannot tahan cheap ice cream and chocolate. i think my stomach is not engineered to digest lousy food.
3. i cannot tahan people who blow cigarette smoke into your face. In fact, i cannot tahan smokers.
4. i cannot tahan people who do not like Cheddie. But so far i haven’t met one.
5. i cannot tahan cheese snacks that have “artificially flavored” label on its packaging.
6. i cannot tahan male ego.
7. i cannot tahan guys who don’t (at least pretend to want to) pay for a girl’s meal on a date.
8. i cannot tahan people who queue in between two toilets/ATM machines. Can god please kill these people.

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9. i cannot tahan people who simply throw cigarette butts everywhere. i hope someday bird shit drops into their eyes.
10. i cannot tahan Malaysia. It’s too hot.
11. i cannot tahan not getting something i want when i want it.
12. i cannot tahan people who break into a song every 5 minutes.
13. i cannot tahan this particular female blogger who thinks she’s so up there acting all diva sheesh.
14. i cannot tahan orange juice with sugar.
15. i cannot tahan stupid waitstaff who give me orange juice with sugar, when i’ve specifically put a stronger tone on the word “without sugar”. Twice.
16. i cannot tahan whoever thinks Kirsten Dunst is hot.
17. i cannot tahan tickling.
18. i cannot tahan period pain. I hope someone can kill me with a fork.
19. i cannot tahan people who actually find Jackie Chan’s movie funny.
20. i cannot tahan people who promise the moon and the stars yet can never deliver anything, especially after i’ve paid an astronomical amount of postage fee.
21. i cannot tahan (racist comment deleted).
22. i cannot tahan people who leave different comments with different names and then agree with themselves.
23. i cannot tahan lousy breakfast. I seriously cannot. It ruins the whole beautiful day.
24. i cannot tahan Chinese New Year dong dong chiang songs.
25. i cannot tahan sweet and sour pork and is more sweet than sour.
26. i cannot tahan most of the LCs (sorry, inside joke).
27. i cannot tahan the heartache when counting RM50 notes to pay for something really expensive. God bless whoever invented credit card.
28. i cannot tahan clients who make me change my entire advertorial TWICE, before canceling it altogether. I shall not buy their shoes anymore.
29. i cannot tahan stupid movies that involves something along the line of a miraculous recovery from a fatal injury or pushing open a church’s door with full force then telling the pastor to hold the wedding then proceeding to kiss the bride with the bridegroom standing aside doing absolutely nothing and the entire floor of audience smiling and clapping approvingly. And by the way The Other Boleyn Girl is such a brilliant movie love it!
30. i cannot tahan people who are so full of themselves.
31. i cannot tahan people who are so full of themselves, yet always complain they cannot tahan people who are so full of themselves.
32. i cannot tahan people who are so full of themselves, yet always complain they cannot tahan people who are so full of themselves, AND shamelessly blogging about it.
33. i cannot tahan the urge to keep on wanting to add on to this list.

i think i need to stop.

Sekian terima kasih.

What is your I Cannot Tahan List?