Escape the Yakuza
March 25, 2009
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This is Shinjuku station. From here, i changed trains and headed towards Nagano. Although i didn’t get to stop and have a look at the dangerous hangout, i knew something happened. Something more bizzare and violent and savage than the Osaka Hentai Old Men incident.
And it is called Shinjuku Incident.
Blood! Yakuza! Underground!! Betrayal! Mama-san! Drugs! Guns!! PACHINKO! So dangerously Japanese, i like!
And Daniel Wu is one of the main cast!!!! As if that’s not enough, he is coming to Malaysia!!! With Jackie Chan!!! Ok i wouldn’t have put so many exclaimation marks after Jackie Chan but DANIEL WU!!! As if that is still not enough, I AM GOING TO MEET HIM AND LET HIM PLANT A BIG KISS ON MY CHEEK! (Lips cannot, the boyfriend won’t aprrove) AND WE ARE GOING TO…
No la.
I mean, i MIGHT, get to meet him in person because i’m such an awesome online game expert!!! (Remember Desktop Tower Defense?)
What am i talking about?
Check out Anglia Website. Just play a game and win:
- 10x Grand Prize – 5x premiere tickets & 2x up close and personal passes to meet the cast
- 50x Consolation Prize – 2 movie passes to watch Shinjuku Incident each.
It’s very simple one! You just need to outrun the Yakuza at some dodgy street in Shinjuku, dodging some items they throw your way and avoid obstacles on the way. Easy cheesy.
I’m such a pro awesome runner.
Sometimes you get whacked but it is okay. I am still awesome.
AND I ESCAPED!!! YAY!!!
My highest score is 2050! Try outrunning me muahhaha!!! I ask Daniel Wu to kiss you instead!
Ok la, even if you really suck, you still have a chance to meet him at the Meet-The-Fan session on 31 March 2009, 7pm, at Bukit Bintang Entrance (Pavilion KL) . But you have to fight shoulder-to shoulder with thousands other sweaty people to catch a glimpse of Daniel’s forehead la. So, better be a game expert still, that’s my advice. Hehe.
Tempted?
This amazing opportunity (to be kissed by Daniel Wu) is brought to me you all by Anglia The Real Shandy (Would the real slim Shandy please stand up?)
Anglia Shandy used to be the number one coolest drink when i was younger, because you were only allowed like one or two cans during family reunion, after your parents had won a couple of hundreds in chor dai dee and were in a good mood. But while they were chor-ing the dai dee, we always sneaked into the fridge and stole a couple of more cans and got all red-faced. You could taste the rebeliousness in it. Hmm. Like a bad kid trying to escape from the Yakuza indeed.
And they have a new flavor, and guess what!! RINGO flavor!
This refreshing beer is injected with zesty green apple! I think luck is in my way. Daniel Wu is going to plant not one, but two (ok, make it three) kisses on my cheek.
And as if God has sanctioned this sacred mission specially to me, the movie screening is on MY BIRTHDAY, 2nd April.
It’s a sign. Can’t run away from it (although i just did, from the Yakuza.)
very tempted daniel
i meant .. erm .. tempting
but of course!!!!
Aiya Jackie chan arr?
I hope this is one of his better movies where he’s more serious. Something like Police Story or the New Police Story kind of movie.
Dislike is slapstick acting.
ya lo. the last time i watch was rush hour 3 and i was *R*ing throughout the entire movie.
Daniel Who?
ah…got it, 吴 祖 彦!!! does he wanna kiss obasan?
Ok i ask him when i see him ok!!
i didn’t escape! but my score a bit higher than yours can get daniel wu to kiss me ar wtf
how is that possible!!!!6666778899
ah Jackies film, what izzit abt …. kungfu fight or gangster fight…
hahahha u ask him la!!! yakuza fight ok, dun pray pray
looks pretty awesome this movie…got lenglui Fanbingbing somemore.
i dun like fan bing bing, though i agree she is very the leng
that definitly sounds like a super cool movie
and i will make sure to check it out one way or the other ;)
I am sorry to have to tell you that i dont know daniel wu, but jakie chan is pretty popular here
I am a guy anyway so i am not really interested in guys
so you can have the kiss if you want
I never tried anglia because it isnt available here, but i do know what you are talking about
drinking beer mixes on some special occasions when you are younger
BTW that last picture looks like an alcohol advertisement
evil cheesie making advertisement for that on a blog on which kids could read it ;)
hahaha no leh it’s lemonade + beer in one!! very cool ok! 1% alco!!! 1%!!!!!
lol yeah i know it is only 1%
I dont mean it ;) it is not like i were one to talk ;)
wahhh so fast your birthday again!! got party give hair products again or not?
no need la. just refer to Something About Ush Ush Mary. Lifetime supply.
WOAH!!!! DANIEL WU!!! WTF!!!
when was the last time he came to malaysia huh?!!!!
31st of Marchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh T_T
why!!! u cannot go is it?!?!?
josh duhamel hotter!!!!!!!!
who is that what turf
Married to Fergie (hermph me no likey her) one ah.. plays Danny McCoy in the series Las Vegas… the hot guy~~~~~
*drools*
Ok Transformers. What turf.
josh duhamel is cuteeee. loved him when he was in the series ‘Las Vegas’. Unfortunately… he’s married to that fergie!
daniel wu oso cute. so is takuya kimura, yutaka takenouchi, lee seung gi, tik jesdaporn etc etc. The world is full of cutie pies.. sigh…
What a coincidence. Same bday with me, diff year of cuz. Happy bday to us.
Happy birthday to us.
what year are you?
1982. Year of the Dog. *urf*
ooooooomg i’m so jealous about the sakura. I wanna go penang liao.PS: your parents very very sweet!!!!!!!!
Penang welcomes you. Now is greenary season, the sakuras are already over. Next year maybe.
DANIEL WU!!!
COMING TO MALAYSIA!!!!
But I’m in MELBOURNE!!!!
WTFBBQBROCCOLI!
hahahah broccoli!! why u so funny one
T______T HOW CAN YOU !!
i cannot join the competition because im only seventeen wtf wtf wtf im turning 18 in september damn wtf rite adoi T____________T
And daniel is only going to kiss you issit !!
I tell you one secret la :p
The only reason why he’s coming to Malaysia is to propose to ME !!
ME ME ME !!
He’s going to come see me & kneel and pop out a wedding ring from his pocket 99999 !!!!
And ask me if I would marry him ok !!!
sigh im still feeling so upset
ehhh and you get more than one ticket right !! *O* bring me bring me *puppy dog eyes* (ok super uber desperate liaow)
if only i get laaaaaaaaaaa really so lucky meh!!!
awwww i will get kiss him on your behalf okay!!!
haha good luck with the proposal dont faint 
waaaaa…. what an Wu obsession.. LOL
but i heard hes.. *ahem*…
isnt he? LOL
I DUNNO! O.o is he ahem?
LOL. i thought u’d find out and tell me. LOL
eh, you really rawks lor!! XD XD XD
omg jealous!!! i’m underage, cannot go t_T
wa. u can go commiserate with melissa, open a can of Shandy or two. Oops. underage. :/
u purposly wan
Hey ringo, nice blog u have there.
on the other note, just wanted to ask you regarding some info on japan. Do you know any good school for japanese language? becoz i thought of going there for jap course. How is the stay in japan like and any other advice. I heard you need to pass a test b4 entering the uni for languages, is that true?
once again, thanks alot ya!
Wow, apple flavour? This I gotta try.
WoW your birthday isn’t too far from mine
I bet you must receive lotsa gift
ptui! as per usual, cannot play without IC number
Not fair for non-Malaysians!