I’m a Musicon Celebrity thanks to Maxis Broadband
March 23, 2009
Hi everyone, my name is JoRin.
I’m an imitation of the famous Jolin Tsai. Yes, i am a fake. But I really don’t mind copying her shamelessly. To begin with, it’s really easy to be like her. You just need a certain hairstyle that involves some sorta side bangs and outrageously elaborated fake nail tips (some fake tits would do good too) and BOM you are a Jolin Tsai.
Secondly, if copying her means i stand a chance to win a Sony PS3, or an iPod touch, or some godknowswhat mysterious gifts, i’d be more than happy to do so. Well, let’s see.
I copy her hair.
I copy her style.
I copy her poses.
I copy her long legs.
I copy her nails
I copy her reducing her name to just her initial: J. (Mine is R, i case you haven’t realized. *R*) (And btw *R* means roll eyes, R style.)
But then since i am a genuine fake (if im allowed such oxymoron), i decided to call myself JoRin for the time being. Well, at least until the party is over, anyway.
Heck, i even copy her to have a white fluffy dog.
Even my dog copies her dog. Same expression.
So i guess, yes, JoRin would be going to Nuffnang Music Bash 2009. Another Maxis Broadband party after last year’s successful Wild Live Party.
Date of Event : 4th of April 2009 (Saturday)
Time : 6pm till 10pm
Venue : Maison, Jalan Yap Ah Shak, KL
Dress Code : Musician Celebrities
Dress up as your favorite artist and express your favorite music genre. Mine is a Taiwanese vain pop star and i am going to win the The Most Uninspiring Blogger Award.
NO LA!
Eh but such award actually exists okay. So it is fair. Everyone has a chance, whether your post is crap or gold. I’m going to win the freaking Sony PS3!!!
Even before the party starts, you can blog your way to winning wonderful prizes liao. There’s one Grand Prize aka The Most Creative Blogger Award, and The Next Big Hit Blogger Award, both get to win an awesome handphone.
In the party itself, there are more prizes to win! If you have been to Wild Live last year you will know how it works la. Of course, since it is a live blogging party, the best blog post written during the time of the party will receive a Canon Digital Ixus 870 IS.
But i guess you have one less competitor ahem. Because JoRin would be totally bimbotically cautious with her outrageously elaborated acrylic nails with butterflies and roses and whatnot, chances are breaking her nails on her keyboard would be the last thing she wants to happen.
Still, you got to fight with her to win the best whatever, because she is awesome. Check out her latest album.
Nah this is JoRin VS Jolin.
Not one, but two.
I impressed myself. I love Photoshop.
Nah this is JoRin VS Jolin.
Check out Nuffnang Music Bash 2009 for more info.
See you guys there!
Signing off,
XOXO
JoRin
wah, i love this post so much… hai, Jorin ! i am so looking forward for your latest album ! lol
Mwah thank you! Pls support me okay!
Xoxo
JoRin
do u still love jay chou? haha
Well, whatever in the past is in the past. I’d love to have my fans to focus on my music now. It’s awesome, i promise! New elements, new hair, new boobs, oops. sorry.
Teehee.
Xoxo
JoRIn
jay chou: oh, jorin ! ni heng tiao o， niu zai heng man…. !!!
你很吊哦， 牛仔很忙…!!
Jerk!!! SHut turf!!!
Sorry that was Cheesie, i would never ever utter such atrocity.
Support me!!
Xoxo
JoRin
cheesie, u better learn how to behave, or else u r far behind from woohoo already… haha
yeah, support jorin jorin jorin !
jay chou: jorin, lets rewind 倒帶 !!
I love Jolin Tsai – perhaps more for aesthetic reasons than her ability to write and sing. ;)
I’ve been to her concert once. Great stuff.
I remember being up on stage and I told her “I don’t actually listen to your songs – I just saw you in this Taiwan drama called “Working Girl” that my ex-gf watched”
The expression on her face: Priceless. =D
Haha, can u describe the priceless expression with less than 5 symbols on your keyboard?
Haha! I can describe it with two characters:
She is a fehmes pop star I don’t even listen to her music. LOL!
cheesie, u and xiaxue absolutely need to own this!
https://www.keyboardforblondes.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.main
so you! hahahha!
Waaaaaaa what turf why so cute one!!!!!! wahahhaha
Actually Jorin Tai not that pretty also. Whoever who said she’s pretty ought to be shot 5 times, one in each appendage; girls 6 times.
*deletes comment*
lol; JoRin; are those boobs fake or? *shy.
actually i really suspect those are fake;
they sometimes look so big, then sometimes not as big. ):
keep changing one; or was it just the virtual effect?
anyway, she’s great at dancing; (:
*deletes comment*
*undeletes comment*
Ahem i massage them everyday and i eat plenty of cabbage so it’s au naturel. All the rumors you see on the papers and internet are absolutely baseless and untrue.
Xoxo
JoRin
hah; i believe JoRin ones are real;
but JoLin’s.. not that sure. hah;
cabbage? o.O
wow thats so awesome
cant believe how well you imitated her
but i have to say that your curly hair looks way more awesome than her hair
I say we somehow get rid of Jolin and let you replace her
because you would do her job much better ;)
what color are your polo shirts!!
huh? what has that to do with the topic?
anyway
i have a blue one, a black one, a blue one with white strips, actually i have 2 blue with white strips
and than i have normal shirts
brown one, an orange one, a gray one with a pink motive (but it is mostly gray so it doesnt count as a pink shirt)
Rin,
Sigh. . . you picked a very pretty lady to imitate!
Both you and Jolin are so, so, sooooooooo, pretty.
Anyone who does not see that is sort of blind.
David
Rin is not here.
*deletes comment*
*sashays*
Xoxo,
JoRin
Omg. I totally thought the first row pics were you in both! You have better makeup than hers there.
wa but that’s my least fav pic wor! what turf
hey!! jorin… where is your Agent J custome… faster go get 1 and show us some pix… must be very thirst-quenching….
~~~
Return to sponsor liao lol
Xoxo,
joRin
Oh god, this has got to be one of your best post. Nice one. You are really good in imitating her. Totally enjoyed myself reading this post. =)
haha thanks Bianca!
I know right, it is my new developed hobby apart from singing and checking myself out in the mirror.
Xoxo,
joRin
wow… i wish i could go ><
can subtle bloggers<18 yrs old go too????
=(
*fingers crossed*
eh i think should be no prob one. Just say you are from the VIP guest list la basically everyone is a celebrity ma make sure you imitate those big shot one la sure they let you in one ma don’t like pretend to be like a dead Kurt Cobain what turf.
I love the 3rd pic,u look so pretty!
I know right! Just visited my surgeon and had a botox touch up. I’m so gorgeous. Like, totally.
Xoxo,
joRin
Okay JoRin, (inspired you are)
You sing! When are you going to post a piece for all of your fans around the world?????
Please, please, please!
Just 30 seconds worth, PLEASE!
David
Check out the top chart 100 whatever, go to a record store, grab a copy of my latest violet hair CD. Thx.
Xoxo,
joRin
JoRin,
Thanx for the advice!
You NEED botox ! ! ! !
No way!
You are far to cute to need to look even younger!
Check out the October 10th 2005 picture at http://www.jolintsai.net/.
Please show the world you latest version of that!
David
Get much younger looking and you will taken a teenage appearance.
JoRin or JoLin? i totally confused now??? hah hah…
you are very creative!!!
which part is confusing!!! which!!!666
super alike!!
hahahaha nice nice nice!
lucky i dint impersonate her then, or not i’ll have to hide in some bunnies’ holes. haha.
why!!!
cause i dont look like her and i dont have pretty nails like yours
wow great imitations! gotta give u props on ur awesomeness, Jorin ROCKs!!!
Thank you!!!
Xoxo
joRin
JoRin seems more prettier lol!
テレビからのお知らせ。水曜日から桜多分もう満開だと思うので、週末花見にしようと思っている。
T___________T
めっちゃみたい。死ぬほど見たい。写真とってくれる？いまどこ？東京か？
桜の蕾を宅急便で送って、お願い。
え～急便で？（笑）
今まだ満開ではないんけど、
去年の桜を撮ったことがあるんだけど、
欲しい？（笑）
今年の方がいい？
今東京に居るよ。
上野とか王子でも花見にしょうと思っているんだけど、
今度の土曜日は自分の寮で花見にする。
無料だし。（笑）
京都のほうが綺麗かな。
確かに京都は一番きれいと思うよ。今年の写真もとってね。今頃日本行ってる予定だったけど、彼がここに戻るからいけなくなったの。
ほんま残念。
Ｔ＿Ｔ
そうなんや、自分の宅からか？
楽しんでね
haha jorin i support u! hope u’ll win your PSP!
Yay you are the best
Xoxo
joRin
u r prettier ger…
lol sounds very unconvincing!
hallo jorin!
ga yao ar…
btw, do u sing like jolin too ?
no laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa not at all! though her songs are easy to sing
You’re really pretty!!
I just started reading your blog recently, & I love it!
Thank you for dropping by!
lol u look better than her ! remember she gone through lots of alteration to be like that. small nose *check* big eyes *check* slim jaw *done* ^^
hope u win, JoRin : D
haha thank you Francesca!
haha, JoRin~ You go girl!!! Go kick Jolin SAI (shit) ’s ass!! and her fake boobiess~
lol why so bad!
JoRin oh JoRin, how do you do ANYTHING with those fragile looking nails? Lol!
Oh you know, i have like, 23 assistant to do everything for me.
Xoxo
joRin
jay chou FTW!!!
!!! I have nothing to do with him.
Xoxo
joRin
LOL! good one!
i enjoyed reading this..
ganbatte.. /wink
Haha u guys using same comp again or what!!
no, no, no!
this is Eri :*(((
hahaha!
oh. my. god.
JORIN!!!!!!!!!
i wanna hear u sing~ lol
U always liek to call me jolin ma now i let u call lo happy or not.
Igirisu Jay desu
I was at one of my fav pubs today, called The Turf and when I was leaving I just randomly thought of u lool I guess its from your ‘what turf’ haha. It’s a pretty awesome pub, Oxford’s oldest since 1300s. Bill Clinton took his ‘non-inhaled’ spliff.
What Turf!!!666
Jorin~ You’re F**cking gonna win the PS3!!!
Haha~ XD
This post is awesome! You really good in PS, manicure, make up… *keep counting*
lol if i’m good at PS then i dont need good make up d.
me cannot goes.
(((((( have fun there!
aww but im sure u can read from hundreds of blogs about the event!
wahsehhh….love both jorin and jolin……lol…thanks to u also …i remember the nuffnang music bash…lol;-p
Hahha are u going as a croissant?
errrr…..lol! you got me on this…drop by my blog if u wan to know who i attempt to copy..lol! not croissant plz…lmao;-p
So, are you gonna create any scandal?
WOW WOW WOW!!! You both do look alike from certain angles … like both have big round eyes … and the hair!!! and the face shape … heart shape face …
well done JoRin!!! and congratulations on your new album … hihihiih … ;P
Thank you! Duo duo support!
Xoxo
joRin
OK liquefied overdose Guess Rrrrrrrr
so what food as you going as? Cranberries? Meatloaf?
JoRin, I want to take a photo with you that night~! ;p
Bless you with a PS3~
Sure. Make an appointment with my manager!
Xoxo,
joRin
i can’t even differentiate jorin and jolin in the pictures of ‘i copy her poses’ and ‘i copy her nails’.. haha.. cheesie, maybe you are jolin’s twin sister?!? :p
where got so kua zhang!!
Jorin!
I love ue wey
=)
Thanks!
Xoxo
joRin
hey cheesie! OMG! u really look like Jolin Tsai!
Chio…
hehe thanks
hope u on that nite, dress like jolin, k?
actually i dunno lo. I got nothing to wear.
Xoxo
joRin
Lol, So youre gonna be dressed up and posing something like the latest flower butterfly album?
Waaaaaaaa very hard to find her costume T_T now i headache. I should have just decided to go as Ringo Starr or something.
I love this post! In fact, I think u look prettier than Jolin! Seriously. Don’t know for what reasons I just don’t like Jolin. Don’t come bashing after me kay Jolin fans. Otherwise I’m gonna set up a fan club for JoRin and bash u guys back. Okay, I’m getting lamer. Hahaha!
awwww!
I’d love a fan club lol
Xoxo
joRin
hahaha this post so cute!
as cute as you or not!
JORIN!!!!!!!!!! YOU ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxo
justin..
Waaaaaaa i got fan!!!!11111666
Xoxo
joRin
creative!!! Nice one =)))
LOVE IT LOVE IT <3
yay <3
xoxo
joRin
lololol..your stuff is as amazing as ever
Thank you!!
Hi Cheesie,
Pardon my ignorance but which is you, and which is Jolin?
Chee Hung
O.o are u serious.
hello cheesie,
Yes i am serious.
Chee Hung
hahaha! very funny post you got there! and you were quite good at imitating her. i could hardly tell which is which.
Philippines!!!
Good 1..
thanks
xoxo
joRin
Jorin, is it true you are trying to steal Cheesie’s bf TK away from her?
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Cheesie! do not delete the comment..let Jorin speak!!
Unless it is true then..
*deletes again*
btw. Cheesie not here.
she’s not? shame…but you know what? she’s prettier than you
I heard ur gonna be jetting into the uk shortly..true or false? how do u respond to the rumour?
*leans forward to mic*
No comment.
you’re very good at no commenting
but what about the arguement that Cheesie is far prettier than you and wants to take you on with her debut single? I’ve heard her sing and she is just wow..you on the other hand are so-so like an asian britney
*bans user*
sorry you cannot ban me, as Cheesie is my good friend..hehe..maybe i’ll get her to ban you
You look really similar to her. Good job on those photos!
Haha.. can’t wait for Jorin’s album…
Thank you!!!!
Xoxo
joRin
Hey Jorin~
Really great post. I know I’ve said this before, but I’m really sorry about how things ended between us. Give me a call k?
Jay Choli
omg, Jay Choli…LOL LOL LOL!!!
*bans user*~
you really do look like her!
land of cheese!!!666
Wah! You can really photoshop! Nice post (:
One more time. . .
JoRin is HOT! !
David
O.o
hello!!
you dun remind me of Jolin C. at all.. i never had the chance to tell you but i had to tell you when i see this post d… you always remind me of the asian version of Adriana Francesca Lima.. everytime i read your blog and see your pics.. Adriana Francesca Lima comes out.. you really look like her…! no kidding! your mysterious eye, shape of face, lips… i’m no lesbian.. but that’s how i feel… love your blog!
XXXX
O.O!!!!666
We look as different as carpet and notebook.
*2-thumbs up for JoRin*
seriously get a life, i dont see a resemblence.
JoRin, you rawks! Must learn makeup and Photoshop from you… u got give lesson or not?