Franc-ly Switzerland is nothing but expensive

May 5, 2011 in Switzerland

And i’m just putting these leftover pix from Zurich together to construct this piece of crap.

So please don’t expect this post to be anything more than half-assed. In fact, it may not even contain real ass. Not even half.

So if you want to bugger off and read 9gag.com or watch some Redtube i totally don’t blame you. You jerks.

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#1

What? Of course i’m looking at your non existent fashion sense. Not.

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#2

If you wonder how people live in Zurich

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#3

You just have to find a window.

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#4

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#5

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#6

Believe it or not this is a weather proof bicycle. Fully manual with peddle and mechanical shit like that.

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#7

Don’t even know what to call these

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#8

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#9

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#9

This is when i discovered that i want to be cool like people who have those collectible shit. Mine is now snow globes. Now you know what to get me when you walk into a souvenir shop. You’re welcome.

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#10

Half-ass frozen fountain.

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#11

Dunno what we’re trying to do.

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#12

Definitely not something very clever.

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#12

I discovered that roasted chestnuts are like the only thing i could afford in Switzerland.

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#13

Full-ass frozen fountain.

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#14

Swiss people read English, right?

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#15

This is the last semi pseudo good looking photo of me of the trip. Then i didn’t bother looking into the mirror anymore.

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#16

Some Swiss lottery thing.

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#17

I mean, Swiss people do understand English, right? No, seriously.

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#18

When i discovered this i was like =)=)=) but then i was like -_--_--_-

Because i found out that it’s fake. Some asshole gave this plant a hair dye.

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#19

Sausage shop.

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#20

Some gay and obese version of Cinderella left this on the road nobody bothered to pick it up wtf.

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#21

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#22

Yea i know. I somehow have this naive idea that an upside down picture will make you look prettier.

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