Smaller Face

January 13, 2013 in Vain pix u don't wanna see

Hello guys!

I’m about to reveal one of the most disturbing pictures of myself so brace yourself wtf.

A lot of people have been asking me Cheesie Y UR FACE SO SLIM NAO!?

I actually tried to look for many pictures for comparison from my archive but it’s quite hard to see with so many different angles, so in the end i chose to use the most obvious and direct comparison: passport/visa photos.

Full frontal IN YOUR FACE.

Here it is. Feel free to spot the difference.

Now you know.

Your face shape makes a fucking heaven and earth lot of difference.

(Also you can observe the evolution of brow shape trends lolol)

In the first pic you can see that my face shape is also crazy unbalanced i had to forever pose and tilt my face to one side, and frontal picture is my most loathed angle.

The last picture was taken just a few weeks ago in Japan for my new visa. I’m also quite shocked and quite shiok to see the progress over years lolol.



How did my face become so small!?!?

The biggest reason was really that lost crazy a lot of weight in 2008 after MDG and never really gained back since. And then i also tried a lot of things including a thousand cheat-one slimming creams, facial treatments, including botox, etc etc except actually sawing my jawbones off, sorry to disappoint.

Ok I obviously need to clear this up after some comments.

Botox is still the most effective method but bear in mind that it is NOT permanent and it’s still a cosmetic procedure that involves needles. And a lot of people still have doubts about its safety so it is your choice.

And then two months ago my face also becomes even crazy smaller these couple of months, and this is the secret i’m about to reveal!


I have been secretly… you know.


This is the most apparently misleading product i’ve ever gotten myself in my life wtf.

It’s not what you think it is.


This is a platinum-coated electron roller that you can use on your face and body, and it is the King of all Japanese cosmetic devices.

It is so god damn popular that it pretty much got ranked No. 1 on Rakuten Japan in every related category.


Sorry it’s all in Japanese. It basically just shouted NUMBER ONE!!!!!11111 all over.


Also got featured in VIVI December 2012 in the Beauty section about how to get smaller face.

Also ranked No. 1 by ViVi!


Now, how does it work??

(i’m actually not really interested in how it works, but the fact that it does work, but for those of you who are curious, this is what i copied from the net. It’s really hard to find a copy in English.)

The human skin originally has a weak electric current running through it. This current helps your skin stay beautiful and healthy. By using the light absorbed by its solar panels, ReFa Carat has succeeded in creating microcurrent, which it similar to the current in your skin. Therefore, using this product everyday will restore your skin’s beauty.


Ok you can’t really feel the “current”, but if you roll it on your iPhone, the screen actually responds wtf!!! So you know that there’s actually some kind of tiny electric going through the roller. And the magic thing is that it’s not battery operated at all.

Aesthetic Method
A 3D model developed to copy the hand movements of professional aestheticians. Like kneading massages, which involve grabbing the skin and kneading it, the two rollers will gently pressure your skin.

When you roll it on your skin you will feel a pinching effect, and i dunno how but it really does lift your skin after like just 30 seconds of rolling!!!!

Platinum Coat
The rollers are coated with platinum, thus allowing those with delicate skin to enjoy them too. Platinum is heat and acid-resistant and so its shine will last for a long time.

Here’s a promo video if you’d like to see. But in Japanese too haha.


Anyway now the real story. I have been using it for a few months now (got it from Japan) and i freaking love it. It’s really the best non-invasive face slimming method so far.

Aside from the slimming and lifting effect, you know what it also does?

I have this chronic soreness on my right arm (thank you ah, blogging career), and behind my neck. And i use the roller to massage for a few minutes and IT FEELS SO GOOD. It’s like it really soothes every single fucked up muscle in my arm and back of neck. So there are really a lot of ways you can use it! (I’m not trying to give you any idea wtf)

Also the first time i tried it i was really like WTF because you can really see the lifting effect immediately, like one side of your face in different position liddat omg. And then i was immediately sold. *gullible*

And where can you get it???

Number76 Hair Salon (MV branch) imported it all the way from Japan!

Retail price is 24,900 yen in Japan (which was more than RM1000 when i got it that time), and number76 is selling it at RM1,000 ONLY!!


number76 Mid Valley:
ADDRESS:A-G-2, Ground Floor, North Point, Mid Valley City 59200 Kuala Lumpur
TEL: +603 2287 0661/0662

And you don’t have to read this blog post la you just go to the salon and ask any staff to let you try it out and be amazeeeeeed.

Ok bai!