“NOW U HAVE, NOW U DONT” is used best to describe our JRN210 Media Law module.
(Same goes to the “NOW U HEAR, NOW U DONT” Yahoo audibles.)

Mr EetMeansYiiah told us class had been moved to Saturday morning.

It means, yiah, i have to sacrifice my dance class Saturday morning to attend class.

But it’s okay cuz it means, yiah, Monday will have no class so i can still stay a day longer in Seremban. Mommy misses me!

Then, came Mr Jackyn Victor.. Oops, Justin i mean, who called Mozzie and spread the “Saturday’s class has been cancelled” news. Friends even posted bulletin on Friendster telling every one who is in Media Law class. read more

C-food Chowder

Main ingredients:
Cornflakes (internal), Chess nuts, sprinkled with “Caffein intolerance” herbs.

Okay, it is not fun to play with your caffein intolerance, I’ve learnt.

The first time was 2 cups of chamomile with Annie. And how wrong was I to think that chamomile aids one’s sleep. At least it doesn’t work for me. So I had a battle with insomnia that day.

2nd time. A cup of Café Mocha (summore it’s a SHORT one) with Mozzie in Bintang Ringgits (the Malaysian version of Starbucks) sent me to the Hiao of Insomnia again. read more

Cheese of the day— New Zealand Mainland Smoked Cheese

Packaging: A pack of 12 slices (250gram)

Price: RM 6.50

Availability: Village Grocer, Bangsar Village

Ingredients: Cheese (minimum 60%) (milk, salt, culture, vegetarian/calves rennet), water, milk solids, emulsifies (331, 339), salt, flavor, colour (160b), preservative (200).

Apparently people who will like this cheese must have a salty tooth. Okay, I crapped that out but it is waaaaaaaaay too salty! ( I tried it with a couple of cream crakers.) read more

I’m still trying figure out why some guys are so incapable of coming up with creative cheese-up lines nowadays.

I don’t know if this happens to you but I often receive some sms’es from strange numbers which, without fail, read “Hi (or hie, hello), can we be friends (fren/ frens/ a fren, depends on his grammar culture)?”.

Then my reply would be “who (the cheese, depends on my mood) are you?”

Check out their replies.

Type 1
“You don’t know me. I just simply sent a message and found you.” read more

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream
“Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look
suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that
you can’t get the damn thing to work. After he/she’s turned it on, wait
5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly. read more

Cream of Sighs

“One of the things that make me happy is the sight of so many different colours, heights and shapes screaming, clapping, and shouting.

“What a happy lot they are. To me, it is an indication that they are happy here,” said Prime Minister Datuk Seri Ahmad Badawi in Limkokwing University College Technology in Cyberjaya Monday.

(Quoted from Star Education, 17 October, 2004.)

Yeah right, dear PM. We screamed becaused we needed to do something that would prevent us from getting bored to death. read more