Holland

Insta-Life

November 30, 2011

Sometimes i wish that i am living multiple lives simultaneously.

You know how people always say “maybe it is happening in a parellel universe”? I want to know all of my alternate lives in every other parellel universes.

Choice is sometimes the most difficult luxury one could ever have. (Choice: U MAD? #trollface.jpg.) There is so much to do, there is so much i want to do, there are so many dreams, yet i can only live once. Yet i can only make some happen.

You can’t have it all. Scumbag life.

I want to live a life right here in Malaysia, in the best home i can ever have, doing exactly what i do, get married, live a comfortable life and just be content with my friends and family.

I want to live a life in a suburb area in Europe, maybe plant some daisies.  Have a nice family and a dog. And cute babies. I will be so happy just strolling by the river with my dog every morning. Ok babies too. Forgot about them.

I want to live a life in my favorite country in the world. Anywhere in Japan (ok maybe except Fukushima wtf). Maybe just work at a primary school. (Hate kids but Japanese kids seem tolerable). Eat the best food in the world. Then i can officially name my daughter Mentaiko Tan. Or Gyu Tan HAHAHAHHA. No, i’m pretty sure it works that way.

Sometimes i also think about living a life outside earth (after getting abducted by aliens, or bitten by sexy vampires) but let’s not go too far, literally.

Yet i can’t live them all.

Digress.

Here’s the documentation of my trip to Europe through instagram. Just in a mood today to copy and paste them here. Including the captions. I’m good at plagiarizing myself like that.

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Packing for europe!!! Color theme is pink & brown


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さようなら


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Transit at Doha



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Berlin. It’s 7C nao
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Ultimate hipster pic
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A park in Berlin
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Karaoke in Mauerpark
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Breakfast and my invisalign

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My first currywurst and some wine+coke thing that made me tipsy. In the afternoon wtf. yesterday
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With anna in the train
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Break the containers in case of zombie apocalypse.
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Today is a bit of a fuck fashion day. I totally dont blame you if you are disappointed in me.
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Some shopping i did in H&M and Bershka! Colors all very this autumn


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Yay going to Berlin zoo!!
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Camembert and cranberry crepe!! (just HAVE to post this cuz free wifi at starbucks zomg)
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With anna before the zoo
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#17

ライオンです!Σ(゚дlll
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One of the most beautiful sunsets i’ve ever seen in my life. This is Berlin.
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My groceries today at Kaiser’s
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Ice cream macaron from Ka De We!!
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#21

Oh look *gasp* i made a sandwich!! That just officially qualifies me to be a 9gagger girlfriend(´Д` )
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#22

Instagram Toaster Effect!!! Y U NO look good on toast?!
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My bfast! Open sandwich, strawbie with (kinda failed) fresh cream, blood orange juice and Guten Morgen tea! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
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Road trip to Prague nao!!! Might not have connection for the next two days, so bye bye internet!

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Zomg im in Prague!!!
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Pork neck n mash!!!! Super yummy onmonmon
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Prague today. Me on a tree
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プラハ来ても明太子たべたーーーい(^_^;)

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素敵な景色だ
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!! *kicks a random passenger off bus*
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チェコ料理なんだ!!
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Home alone today!! Contemplating on turning Micha’s apartment into hell just so it fits today’s Halloween theme. Surprise!!!!
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Hello Titty in Berlin
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Heute
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ホットチョコなう(^O^)
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Ampelmaennchen on the door!!!
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Never packed this light for a 4 days trip before
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Leaving to tegel airport nao!!! Tschuuuuuusssssss


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Leaving Berlin
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Via transavia
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Wonder how being a cloud feels like
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Land of cheese
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Wtf my guestroom in amsterdam has no window o can just fall off and dieeeeee
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アムステルダムなう!!!
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Today (^O^)
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Awesome dimsum for lunch
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Feeding the pigeons
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Laura looks like Scarlett Johansson
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Today!
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The real Holland V!
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Mini pancakes from Ams . These are sooooooooooo goooooood
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I Amsterdammed!
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With Elisa
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Never had i seen my favorite fruit THIS big before!!!!! I also bought a smaller pack for 1 euro!! Back in Msia is like RM25!
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Oh absolutely
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Yes i do
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Went to Ann Frank House. That was a sad one.
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Gross but cool toilet
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Since Europe, all i had was Indonesian, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese and Thai wtf. ( ̄◇ ̄;)
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Damsquare でブラブラ
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Yesterday’s breakfast was cheese pancake with bacooooooon#sweetjesus.jpg
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最後の日

Which was also the last picture before i lost my iPhone. Le sigh.

That’s all.

Which Instagram picture did you like the most?

Amsterdam

November 28, 2011

Actually drafted this long time ago but wanted to get more Useless Fashion posts up during the voting period! It has ended ( i think, by the time i publish this post) and THANK YOU for everyone who have voted for me! Nao we can all sit back and just read my blog. Well including myself wtf.

And anyway i realized more people love my travel posts than my fashion post so yea maybe next award can try nominating me in travel category wahaha.

Here’s Amsterdam!!! :D

Flew this obscure airline called Transavia from Berlin to Ams and i think i paid about €90 for it.

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It’s night time when i arrived!! This is the first picture i took. So nice right!!!

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This is the street where our (I met my friend Jason who flew from London to Ams) accommodation was. It was just a guest house that was like €50 a night. Which kinda was the worst place to stay T___T in Amsterdam. Will elaborate why later.

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Red light district. I swear i didn’t take this intentionally.

Screen shot 2011-11-27 at 10.54.30 PM

I was just snapping away without even knowing we were in the red light district already!

The girls are all in their sexy lingerie standing against the window basically like live mannequin that you can have sex with wtf. Some will tease a little and knock on the glass beckoning you to go in. The shops with the curtains drawn means the girls are “taken”. I think.

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Ok this picture was taken under stealth mode.

Screen shot 2011-11-27 at 10.59.46 PM

Kononnya this street has the hottest girls, so most of the curtains are drawn. It’s really weird to know that you’re walking down a street where many people around you are having sex. It’s like visiting a sex zoo wtf. Except you can’t see the animals. Well you can’t see most animals in a zoo anyway -_-.

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In a Smart SHop. Get enlightened by Cheesus Crust.

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What is this i don’t even.

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FEBO. A auto-vending snack machine shop. Highly unhealthy and not even cheap. Or nice. (when you feel normal.) But quick solution to, well… munchies. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, AMSTERDAM.

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This is from our guesthouse. Worst place ever. Why?

It is in the middle of coffee shops and it didn’t get quiet until like… well, until you wake up wtf. T_T

And from 5AM onwards there’s this deafening construction noise FFFFFFUUUUUUUU.jpg and i was telling Jason that the only way to survive this is to get so high till it sounds like dubsteps WTF.

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In the morning. I surprised myself by looking still like a human.

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City view!

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Coffee Shop.

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Another Coffee Shop.

It says “I Came, I Saw, I Smoked” in Japanese. lolol

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Lunching at a dimsum place! Was surprisingly good!!

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In a cheese shop!

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#NotMissingASingleChanceToCamho

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A guitarist at Damsquare.

I heard his music from afar and i was like zomg what is this sorcery was so attracted to it

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And then i bought one of his CDs

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I was like can i take a picture with you #fangirlmode and he was like can i take a picture with YOU lol.

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DUTCH VADER HAHAHAA.

Okay. *laughs alone*

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Lotsa pigeons at Damsquare!

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Actually i stole someone’s bread on the ground to feed these birds ngee

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Don’t get the wrong idea if someone asks if you want some Home Grown Cheese in Holland. :X

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#MINDFUCK

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Giant bubbles again! I love this!!!! <3

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Another smart shop selling magic mushroom.

EVERYDAY IM TRUFFLING HAHAHHAHAHA

*laughs alone again*

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Dutch Herring I LOVE THIS SHIT

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A lot of people said you either love it or hate it but as a sashimi lover i <3333 this!

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Happiest thing was meeting up with a reader from Holland, Laura, who took a 2.5 hours train allllllllll the way from Volendam and she’s soooo nice <33333. And i think she looks like Scarlett Johansson!!!

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Thank you so much! Made me feel so loved in a foreign land <3

Ok i’m getting really sleepy continue another time.

Oyasumi!!!

PS: All pictures above taken using my awesome Olympus PEN mini!

Holland

November 7, 2011

Not a blog post.

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Just to show you how beautiful Holland is.

Cheesie in the Land Of Cheese.

I’m back in Berlin now and will be back home to Malaysia in two days time :)

Update again soon. :)