Category / Just Punny
Hi.
I know. Blame the jet lag. Or time difference. Or the weather. Or all. What have i been up to? Europun. PARIS I was in Paris earlier and it has been raining non stop. Whoever says Paris is romantic on a rainy day is inSeine. But Eiffel deeply in love with [...]
The most pungent blog post ever.
I just herb to do this. (Already posted this on Twitter but here’s for easy viewing) Because i know you miss me like this. And because it is awesomesauce. Anyway the story is. One day i was cooking beef stew at home. And i unaccidentally (it’s not a real word, but it is now, because [...]
How to make Instagram Popular Page
The answer is #Macaron. But not just any macaron. It has to be non-human macaron. Not like i have seen macarons in human shapes, they would have been cute. Or gross. One of those. But what i mean is, it has to be macaron with no human in it. I don’t mean there are actually macarons [...]
How i quit being a blogger (but am back now)
You know what’s funny? When you tell a joke or make a pun about pencils in your dream you’re like Oh My God that will totally make a genius tweet worth 1000 RTs and then I can sell it to comedians and it will be a big hit and go on TV and shit and then [...]
Never ask a robot to cook you Mentaiko pasta
If you think my life is happening and fun fun fun fun, maybe i need a reality check. I spent the entire Friday night chatting. With a Chatbot. I never get any pasta at all that night.
Srsly, why are you even following me on twitter?
Someone sent me a link to That Can Be My Next Tweet which is a website that predicts what you would tweet next based on your recent ones i think. And this is how the website thinks i would normally sound on my twitter: That’s quite…. accurate. I mean. That totally sounds like me. Why [...]
