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I oso can has bigass eyes!!!!

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Here you are, before and after photo.

Note that i already have natural (natural!!! ya hear that?) double eyelids, erm, on one and a half sides.  But nowadays everybody wants Japanese gyaru one million layers super kao deep eyelids.

So i sewed double eyelids and cut my eye inner corner and here’s the result.

HAO? GOT BIGGER ANOT!!!!!

Sigh.

I’m very angry! Xiaxue told me she’s only going to “have a look at the clinic” AND CAME BACK WITH HER EYES CUT AND SEWED BIGGER WTF????

She Cheat One™.

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It’s so unfair. Just because some people can tahan pain and got the nerves (which is ironic, because i suspect nerves are exactly what they don’t have, because else how can they not feel pain?????) to cut themselves or get someone to cut themselves they deserve to be chioer wtf?

It is like in primary school if you have the courage to raise your hand and answer a question the teachers will always praise you and think that you are the smartest, but if you know perfectly the correct answer but you just sit there quietly, you are stupid wtf.

Ok maybe this is not a very good example. Anyway.

My point is!!! Does that mean that people who cannot tahan pain or don’t dare to get themselves cut deserve to be ugly?

Just to illustrate how much bloody courage you need to get your eyes cut, go on, watch these.

Warning: GROSS MAX

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Nao tell me if you still wanna cut your eyes.

I BET YOU DIDN’T EVEN CLICK ON THEM ALL YOU CHICKENS!

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HOW COULD SHE DO THAT????? ANGERS!

But she already went through so much pain. Aiya give her pretty la.

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There are 3 levels of “beauty”.

The highest level would be, of course, plastic surgery, which people who have nerves (or the lack thereof) go do.

(I know that highest level should be natural beauty but i think it rarely exist so it doesn’t count.)

Then second level is using all kinds of Cheat One™ methods to make themselves look good. Color lens make up whatever.

Then after that it is for people who are lazy. Because a few clicks of liquify on Photoshop is so easy.

Chicken people like me can just resort to other Cheat One™ means, which i am really quite good at i must admit. T____T

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Blepharoplasty

First of all, dook your eye with the Y thingie and create your ideal eyelid.

To get 1,000,000 layers of eyelids, use eyelid sticker la.

I’m using the fiber stick from minimaos. And i really like it because it is thin and invisible. Unfortunately i can’t show you hao i did it because i only had one hand the other had to hold camera FML. You can watch the video in the page to see how it works.

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Lateral Canthoplasty

Of course then apply however much make up humanly possible on the eyes. Make sure you extend your liner all the way to the inner corner to make it look like you have cut your inner corner, and also apply mascara below your lower lash line to make it look like you have cut your eyes bigger wtf.

Ok vain pix time and super PSed photos. I wanna thank whoever created Photoshop. It makes people feel good especially people like me who hide behind a computer screen blogging all i need to do is not go out to the streets and people will never know how i really look like. (Even if i go out no one would recognize me because i PSed myself to look so different.)

Amazing, isn’t it.

However, Photoshop can only satisfy you so much lo. Of course anyone would prefer the real deal. For instance, cyber sex and real sex. Which one better? You tell me.

Anyway. I am quite happy with all my Cheat Ones™ la. My field of expertise.

And time to pimp minimaos again.

JC necklace and butterfly dress.

(I dunno why my hair looks darker here. I didn’t PS!!!!)

JC gold chain and JC charms.

JC braided bracelet. OMG maybe i should bling my red lips like the charm!!!

Bohe dress vintage.

And my 1,000,000 layers of eyelid <3.

Go la, add minimaos on Facebook ok.

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Laced Hat: Liz Lisa

Brown Camisole: Liz Lisa

Floral skirt: Liz Lisa

Fluffy vest: Liz Lisa.

Wig (Katou Miliyah style): Kimono Cottage (love it very much! Like real hair wtf!!!)

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Thanks. May sell the Liz Lisa items soon!

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By the way i think this outfit will look awesome with some accessories from Jewelryoflav.

According to the owner who is a mom of two, Jewelry of LAV = Lovely Angelic Versatile handmade jewelry inspired by fairytales, nature,  God’s creations and her lovely children.

Current collection features her one of a kind self made pendants. All handmade jewelry comes mostly in 1 piece made with unique charms, quality parts, gemstones and swarovski crystals.

Here are a few samples:

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To enjoy 10% discount off the handmade jewelry, join the mailing list on the website and facebook fanclub.

Just leave a comment here stating which piece of jewelry you like from jewelryoflav online shop, and 3 mystery swarovski earrings will be given away at a random choice of the owner!

Remember to fill in correct email for prize redemption!

Go and have a look, then come back and tell me! The contest will end on 30 April 2010!

PS: Winners have been selected! They will be contacted via email soon! ^^

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This is one of the Dolly Wink called Pure Little. What turf does that even mean lol.

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Tsubasa in dark hair and red lips.

And my cheat:

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Pure Little look:

1. Big dark brown wavy hair (wig from Kimono Cottage)
2. Green contacts
3. Red, glossy lips
4. Leopard print nails (which i failed to cheat cuz no time)
5. Pure Little bottom lash. (Which of course is the most important key but i used some random lash from DonQuixote. Have to cheat even the cheat.)

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I hardly do red lips because they look horrible on me. i guess really have to be careful and really match the rest of the make-up.

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The wig i’m using is this one. Only RM80. Pretty good quality and cheap max.

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Added big bow for maximum pure little effect (sounds oxymoronic lolol).

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That’s all!

Happy Cheating!

Next up is a Lis Lisa Cheat One™. Stay cheesed!

Ok this is the first one. Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland.

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MUAHAHAHHA

The mole is original one not Cheat One™! I think the Red Queen blood is in my vein.

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The only full body shot i have T_T

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Mirror wardrobe is awesomesauce.

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Ok last picture is to scare you one.

“OFF WITH HER WIG!!!!!!!!!”

lolol.

Erm. Why no one laugh with me one. :/

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By the way does anyone know where i can get Urban Decay’s stuff?

I totally love their eyeshadow palette! I have one at home, half used, and not by me wtf. lol.

Ok the story is very funny and a bit embarrassing one.

It happened long time ago when i went dating with TK one day, he took out this dirty, old flat box and handed it to me.

“You dropped something in my car.”

I took the box over, opened it, it was a horrible box of eye shadow palette, it was so used that the brand logo has completely faded. It looked almost but not entirely unlike Anna Sui.

I fumed.

“WHICH BITCH SAT IN YOUR CAR YOU TELL ME NAOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Then he explained to me and said he really doesn’t know. Maybe his brother’s girlfriend/friend/other gf i dunno!!! But ok la i trust him hmmph.

But still i was angry lo. I wanted to throw it away but i made a mistake by opening it.

Then i made another mistake by dabbing my finger on one of the colors.

Then i made the final mistake by realizing that it might, for all ridiculous reasons, be the best eyeshadow color i have ever used.

I then realized it was Urban Decay after much research.

And i kept it until today, because i dunno where i can buy a new one.

FML.

AND I WANT THIS SO BADLY.

I went to Urban Decay’s website, apparently they only ship around USA and UK.

Well, if you remember, you  still can purchase it via vsHub, and have it delivered right to your home (Malaysia and Singapore) and save tons on shipping. Maybe that should be the birthday pressie for myself. 

On second thought since i’m buying something all the way from US, might as well buy, i dunno… something more… i dunno… expensive. XD

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*wink *wink*wink*wink*wink

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I know right. I really don’t mean to show off one. I really really wanted it badly. If you read my Japan entries you would know how i stood in front of the Dolly Wink counter in Don Quixote for half an hour then left with a broken heart because i was too kiam to buy them! T_____T

AND NAO WE ALL CAN HAS DOLLY WINK!

THE NO CHEAT ONE™!

It is nao available at all Sasa outlets in Malaysia. Go buy!

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So there are 8 types of Dolly Wink. You can read my bitter Cheat One™ entry to find out more.

Also they have eyeliners and other products. Will review most of them today!

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Since i have *ahem ALL *ahem  of them, i can’t possibly finish trying everything in one day (so wasteful)! But i am eager to share with you all, so today i chose my favorite two pairs of upper lash and bottom lash for review.

The rest maybe i post next time okay!

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My favorite is No.2  Sweet Girly and No.6 Baby Cute.

Sweet Girly is the most kua cheong  one, as i already have eyelash extension so i need something really super bushy max. Whereas Baby Cute looks really challenging to put on, so i am going to try these two.

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But first of all let’s try out the liquid eyeliner.

I love it very much! (I really do, Dolly Wink never paid me so i don’t need to wipe their ass)

It gives you really fine lines and better control compared to other eyeliners i have used. And very very smooth! However i’m not very sure if it is super long lasting/super water proof.

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Pencil Liner.

I used it to line my inner lower lash line (just like Tsubasa’s). Personally i’m not a super fan of pencil liner, so i find it average.

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Falsie time!!!

No.2 Sweet Girly.

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Did i mention that Dolly Wink also has its own eyelash glue?

I mean, every pair of Dolly Wink comes with a little tube of glue, but i recommend you buy separately. Looks just like a lip gloss damn cute!

And i loooove the glue. It doesn’t have the usual horrible smell  of eyelash glue (it actually smells good!), and then thin brush makes it so easy to apply! Absolutely recommended!

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Stick on (on top of my lousy, horribly arranged eyelash extension)!

AND I LOVE THE EYELASH SO OMFG MUCH.

It is sooooooo easy to apply. I dunno how to explain. You just have to try it yourself.

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Left side is after applying Dolly Wink. Right side is just my lash extension.

Haih. Sometimes i really feel sien to be a girl. Go to a wax salon have to pay RM100+. Do lash/hair extension have to pay even more. No matter wanna remove hair or add hair also have to pay crazy money.

Why can’t we just grow no hair where we don’t want hair to grow and more on our lash/head? Haih. F all the girl’s L.

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Bird’s eye view wtf.

It is a bit messy because my extension dropped quite a lot T_____T

It should look perfect without extension.

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Bottom lash time!

I recommend using a small tweezer to apply all the bottom lashes.

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No.6 Baby Cute comes in point form (wtf like back in highschool writing essay) instead of one whole lash (one whole lashes? one whole piece of lashes?)

(ok i give up)

so erm you can apply as many as you like.

Everyone tells you that when you apply false lashes it has to be as close to the lash line as possible. But this doesn’t apply to bottom lash.

If you notice, all Tsubasa’s (and in fact, all Popteen/ Ranzuki/ Ageha models) bottom lash are very far apart from the lash line. This is to create bigger eyes and also the puppy-eye effect.

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Something liddis. (I don’t think i have perfected the art of cheating bigger eyes just yet T______T)

It will look really odd without proper (read: super kao) make up, so be prepared to look like a 109 Gyaru in the end!

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Adjusting the bottom lashes.

The good thing i noticed about the bottom lash is that, the adhesive part on the lash itself is gluey enough to stick on your skin without applying extra eyelash glue!

Awesome!

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Apply mascara kao kao on bottom lash to make it blend naturally with the falsie.

Contact lens from ViviFashion.

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End product will look about liddis.

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(Mom asked while she took pictures for me: Who turf’s gonna wear make up liddis and go out????)

(True. T_____T)

(Can all Malaysian girls be vain like me so we can dress up and make up kao kao go gai gai without looking like a freak because if everyone looks like a freak then nobody is a freak anymore. You get what i mean? )

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Dolly Wink also has this eyelash case to put all your used lashes!

(Recycle!!!!)

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My precious Winkies to be re-used again. ^^

Ok that’s all.

The rest are all useless pictures.

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I love my new wardorbe mirror!!! Can see the back of me

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Dress from BACI.

This is the 3-bow bare-back thing i saw everywhere last winter in Japan!!!!

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Baby K

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Baby C

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Ok finito.

Bai. Remember to go to Sasa for your Dolly Wink!!!

Dolly Wink by Masuwaka Tsubasa (top Popteen model) is a new series of falsies that i have wanted VERY, VERY much!

Popteen Feb 2010 featuring Tsubasa Dolly Wink and How To.

Top Lashes

Dolly Sweet and Sweet Girly.

Natural Girly and Feminine Style. (Seriously, they need a better English copy writer. What turf the names are so repetitive it’s confusing)

Bottom lashes

Real Nude and Baby Cute.

Vivid Pop and Pure Little (What turf is pure little?!?)

I saw this everywhere in major drugstores and make up stores in Japan and i was omfg happy when i found them!

BUT THEY COST ¥1,260 EACH!

Excluding tax! In total it would cost like RM50 for a two-pair set fml.

I refrained myself from buying in Hokkaido. Then when i went to Tokyo’s Don Quixote (discount store) i thought i could buy it cheaper but no. Same price. I tahaned until the last day i shopped in Shibuya and i saw it again, i stood in front of the rack and hesitated for 10 whole minutes before i walked away.

I DIDN’T BUY IT. T__T

It was so expensive and almost not worth it T_T.

Ok, definitely NOT worth it. Because they prolly spent 70% on the packaging and paying for Masawaka Tsubasa’s plastic surgery T_T.

PLUS.

I can always do a Tsubasa Dolly Wink Cheat One™.

Modelled after Ranzuki Feb 2010’s Aya Suzuki.

So! Those of you who want to save $, this tutorial attempts to mimic a No.7 Vivid Pop Bottom lash Cheat One™. Also i found new techniques to further emphasize on the Miliyah Puppy Eyes. Pay attention!

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Start with nude face + color contacts.

Curl your fringe with a velcro curler.

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My lenses are Anime lens from Vivi fashion. Please don’t ask anymore.

(I dunno why after coming back from Japan my skin actually miraculously became a lot better (touch wood long long wtf) and saves me so much time on PS!!!)

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After foundation everything all, use a dark shade of brown to shade the side of your nose.

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It is okay if it looks really dark, just blend it with your finger or brush (i prefer using finger) and highlight the bridge with a bright shade of eyeshadow. I’m sure you all know la!

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I’m using earthy colors for my eyes. And since i have bangs, i can be lazy on my brows. Yea, Cheat One™.

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Next is drawing eyeliner.

For top eyeline, extend it slightly downwards at the end to create the puppy eye effect. And then, using sharp kohl pencil, join the point where the top line ends and spread along the bottom line until the middle. It is okay to have a lot of space in between and don’t freak out if you look scary nao.

This is to create super huge eyes + puppy eye effect X2!

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Apply mascara where the bottom liner ends, all the way to the inner corner of your eye (leave the lashes at the outer corner clean).

And then the Cheat One™ Magic starts!

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Take out one piece of false lashes (it could be one of those you have recycled many times and too worn to use but too heartache to throw away).

And then use a small pair of scissors and cut them into small little parts. You need about 6 of it for both your eyes, and i reckon one piece of lashes is just nice.

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Use a tweezer, clip the pointy part and dab the top part slightly with eyelash glue, then stick it onto your bottom eyeline.

(Important: stick it just on where you draw your eyeliner and NOT the actual lash line.)

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Repeat 5 more times, stick about 3 at each side.

And TADAA you have a Cheat One™ no.7 Vivid Pop by Dolly Wink!!!

That one piece of lash is prolly gonna cost you what, RM2? Instead of RM50 for the Real One™ Dolly Wink. Ish.

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To complete the Ranzuki look, use a honey orange blusher.

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And then for that Gyaru look, use a small amount of concealer on your lips.

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Then apply nude lip color!

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Dab some gloss and FINISH!

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It is not my best tutorial because it’s a bit messy  And too lazy to PS it nice. Hope to get it done perfectly with practice next time!!

Hope you feel cheated! ^^

Then i saw her beauty spread in S Cawaii and i thought, maybe i could cheat her look!!

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Okay after some analysis, i found out a few trademarks about her looks (Miliyah Look™).

1. Doe Eye

2. Dolly cheek

3. Long bottom lash

4. Her signature hair.

So after mastering that 4 key points, you can has Miliyah Look™.

This is bare face with just color lens. I suspect Miliyah doesn’t use lenses at all, but without it i will look horrible so ahem excuse me.

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Note how i trimmed the sharp edges off my eyebrows, because to achieve that doe eye effect, first you will have to have the doe eyes. Since you don’t, we will use the brows as a tool. Miliyah’s brows slant so downwards it is almost like a reverse pinball paddle.

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But after shaping my brow, it is still not  / \ enough. Unless i make it almost botak. So you will have to draw your brow to create that effect.

Erm, just draw as / \ as possible.

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See instantly get the puppy eyes! (Of course, trying to force an emo expression helps too)

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Blusher!

Blush tint works really good because it gives a natural opacity. Apply across the apple of your cheeks, and then dab powder blusher to dramatize the color.

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Eye time!!! Apply light shades of eyeshadows. And highlight the lower eye line. You will wanna shade your nose too because Miliyah has super perfect small nose and high bridge fml T____T.

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Make sure your kohl pencil is sharp enough because you need to do some drawings!

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After eyeliner, apply falsies on your upper lash.

AND NAO COMES THE EXCITING PART!!

We are going to create Cheat One™ falsies. Muahahah. For the lower lash.

It’s a super useful trick because it saves you time and $ (to buy falsies) and it looks really realistic if done skillfully! Plus False falsie = double negative = positive!!

JENG JENG JENG!

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Make sure the pencil is sharp enough. Mine is quite blunt but because i’m quite awesome so it’s okay.

First make four little dots so you know where to draw. Then continue to extend the lines outwards. It’s okay if it is thick because Miliyah’s are too.

I know you are itching to ask. But i didn’t PS the lens at all. It’s exactly like that. Since i think everyone will be asking and it will be mean for me not to share, i bought it from this website (so happened called Vivi too what turf). And i think it gives the lowest price of all Geo lens blogshop. You guys can buy from her she’s really nice. You can find her link at my Cheeseroll. It’s called Vivi fashion.

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It will look like this.

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Finish the other side too. Then complete it with two coats of mascara.

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Final result.

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Faster tell me how many % i have cheated the Miliyah Look™!!!

Of course you will need the Miliyah Hair™. You can find the tutorial HERE.

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I know it doesn’t really look like me but i swear there isn’t THAT much photoshop!!! I didn’t even zhng the eyes!! It’s my powerful make-up!!

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Trying very hard to look like i’m PMSing + constipated + people owe my money + my dog just eloped with a donkey!! Doe-eye look yo!!!

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The Ultimate Cheat One Miliyah Look™

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haha you can have your own Miliyah Template™ in my previous previous post. ^^

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I successfully shaded my nose so omfg high it’s almost higher than hers muahahah!!!!

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Have fun with your Cheat One™ look. ^^

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This time the backdrop is a union jack made of bling blings!!! So glam! ^^

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And to show my support, i purposely bought this bling bling hair bow to match the whole theme!!! Super <3!!

MAKEOVER

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Wa freaky. It looks like Kate Moss is spying on me.

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Rimmel’s make up artist said she’s giving me a Barbie look.

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All done!

Then proceed to do a photoshoot.

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I got the bag to match my bag and background omg damn happy!!! You guys who didn’t go, regret anot!!!

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Haha damn showing it off kao kao.

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Then edit your picture leng leng (although i was VERY tempted to do the PS myself because i know better how much liquify i need etc.-_-).

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Then print out leng leng.

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Tadaa!!

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Just like last year, i super <3 to cam with the Rimmel mirror.

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Also don’t forget to check out the My Rimmel My Day in Sevendays competition i mentioned earlier ok.

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Product review

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I actually don’t have to do this (it’s a lot of hardwork taking pix & editing etc!), but since you girls love make-up tips and i am awesome like always, i’m gonna share some. ^^

Rimmel’s new range is quite glam, shimmery and generally darker, so i’m going to do a luxury autumn look.

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1. Base using Rimmel’s mousse foundation
2. Bold Behavior Palette
3. Use the beige shade as base
4. Apply green over the front-half of your lid
5. Apply grey at the bottom half
6. Spread lux purple in the middle

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Blusher is winter glow, comes in 3 shades. Lip gloss is Vinyl Gloss in dark red.

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Then apply my absolute <3 <3 <3 Shock Gloss.

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Nail make-over. Glittery purple + gold bling blings.

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All done.

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Hope you liked it!

It spread wide and fast, and everybody was all over it. It was the trendiest thing nobody wanted to miss. So then the next question was, Who Got The London Look? Answer revealed, and time passed, and now it is all about Living the London Look.

So. After its successful debut roadshow last year, Rimmel is having the second one this year! I really can’t wait to attend it because i was having so much fun last year, and i <3 how Rimmel makes all girls feel like princesses.

I remember everybody was praising how great my curls looked when i blogged about it. Now it is time YOU get a gorgeous makeover by Rimmel!

On the 11-15 this month, head to MidValley LG Centre Court (same venue as last year) and attend their My Rimmel My Day roadshow.

This time, you will not only get your full makeover and A4 portrait done, but also receive a Rimmel London Sling Bag! Now it makes me regret not buying that pair of union jack shoes when i went to SG. *nudge nudge Pinky*

I will be there on the 15th afternoon to check out their new Fall/Winter products.

Just a sneak peak for you guys:

Loads of luxurious hues for that smokey and smouldering look.

So impatient i tried their nail polish already! (i added gold bling bling myself) I’m going all crazy over purple again. O.o

Don’t miss the roadshow!

After you get your makeover done, you can proceed to join their My Rimmel My Day Contest! ^^

More info at Rimmel London. (i’m in the video and their picture slideshow hehe *proud*)

Just curious, which is your fav Rimmel product? Mine is definitely Shock Gloss that’s like the best ever can’t wait to check out their new colors!!!

I lurrrrrrrve the packaging and the concept of it. So vintage, so theatrical!

The image of theBalm is a mix of sexy and serious, smart and funny, romantic and rebellious. Plus if you visit the website, you will notice that the brand has a passionate love for pets (especially pugs. Jojo Struys would so love this!!).

Gonna share with you some of the items i got from Balm!

#1 Sexy Mama

is an anti-shine, oil absorbing powder to perfect your face without a trace. Look at the compact box it is sooooo… compact and adorable and it’s totally fab to slip it in your handbag or clutch, no matter how small!!

You could use it after your moisturizer as a very light and sheer foundation. Its provocative power comes from tiny oil absorbing spheres that leave a soft, smooth matte texture behind. Just brush it lightly all over your face for the matte finish!

#2 Two Timer

Two-brushes mascara.

At one end it has a spiral brush that is called Marcus Lashalot, which is perfect for holding a large amount of product but still applying it evenly.

On the other end, it is an injection molded soft brush named Johnny Finetune. It stays true to his nickname by meticulously separating and lengthening each lash, causing a fan-like effect.

I like to have some of Marcus, then Johnny right after. It’s awesome.

#3 Down Boy

Paisley pink shadow/blusher is so so so <3!!! The color stands out instantly with just a light dab, and it makes you all flushed and charming and flirtatious and everything else!

I <3 this! The good-for-you talc & paraben-free formula is made of fine-graded powder for a smooth, even texture.

After you are done with your make up, apply a thin layer of Sexy Mama again to set the look.

On the 7th and 8th, remember to attend theBalm Live Make-up Fashion Show at the Mid Valley Megamall, North Court!

You will be meeting theBalm’s Celebrity Make-Up artist Jennifer Sullivan, who will be teaching you the latest tips and tricks. Unlike Cheesie’s tips which are almost, but not entirely always Cheat One™, Jennifer has developed an A-list clientele including Daryl Hannah, Rachel Zoe, and Katie Holmes. You get professional advices! ^^

Other goodies starting from 4-8 Nov:

Purchase RM160 during the road show & you will receive:

a FREE make-over & take home with you, your “Sexy-self” portrait photograph with thematic make-over choices exclusively created by theBalm

a free limited edition compact mirror from Sa Sa

a free gift (limited to first 50 everyday)

a ticket to theBalm Live Make-up presentation show by Jennifer, theBalm Celebrity make-up artist from USA (limited to first lucky 50 everyday)

a chance for the Lucky Dip worth up to RM8,500* (*prize is worth of up to RM6,500 of theBalm make-up & Sa Sa RM2,000 gifts certificates)

receive a 20% discount voucher from Miss Selfridge (limited to first 50 customer from 4 – 8 Nov)

See you there!!!