Pun of the day:
Peacock: Yo, when are you gonna end your periods?
Cheesie: Soon.
Peacock: Can I end your periods with an enter?
Peacock: *Enters to end your periods*
Cheesie: So ur name is menopause?
Peacock: MAN! Oh, pause.
Lemon Cheesecake
When life gives you a huge lemon on a cake,
Maybe it’s time to have a break!
Strawberry
Hungry for strawberries like never before?
Well then, maybe you should have some more!
Dark Luxury
In a secluded sensuous haven, so dark and alluring,
Take your own sweet time to satisfy your craving. read more
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