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Porn

October 15, 2008

When did you watch your first porn video?

 

I watched it when i was 19. My housemates forced me to watch one. They said is not normal if one hasn’t watch a single porn video at 19. So i watched lo. And it totally grossed me out. Although now i develop a liking for it and go to redtube.com regularly.

I was talking to KY the other day and i almost died laughing. I was asking him about his first porn watching experience.

 

Cheesie: how old were you when you watch your first porn!
KY: i think i was 12 or 13. it was some animal porn thing with my classmate, his dad’s collection, very tragic. can’t eat for 3 days
Cheesie: WHY!
KY: imagine EEL & vagina
KY: now imagine unagi. hahahah with the sauce
Cheesie: WTF.
KY: that time we were still watching VHS. Very tragic you know!
Cheesie: OMG!!! YOU ARE SO OLD
KY: so with sufficient practice, i perfected the skill of rewind till ngam ngam on the dot, where it was previously watch. cause last time the tapes got counter one.
Cheesie: what counter?
KY: like u start at 0000. when u play, it starts to go 0001 0002 0003 etc etc. if u rewind too much it goes back to 9999 9998 9997. so have to always reset first, play, then rewind back. if u play without resetting, maybe the number initially 1823, u play till 1900, FUCK, forgot initial number, damn tragic!!! then have to try to remember the scene.
Cheesie: HAHAHHAHAHA
KY: SO, ALWAYS RESET FIRST
Cheesie: OMG you are a pro
KY: and super tragic if the VCR “makan tape”. that is one of my biggest nightmare watching porn! have to unscrew the fucking VCR machine and take it out precariously ok!
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHA I HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE!!!
Cheesie: I remember “borrowing” my friend’s cassette without permission and kena makan tape!! Sooooo damn scared ok. Had to pull it out then use a pencil to straighten them, hopefully doesn’t look too crumply!
KY: HAHAHA
KY: and of course, u also learn how to remove and put back the tape in exactly the same way u found it. cos usually the tapes are hidden under a pile of other stuff, so u need to put back the exact same pile.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHAH
KY: and sometimes half way watching, and you know your parents are coming home, then you start to panic, faster take it out and rewind it ngam ngam and put back the same place.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHHAH
KY: and the most tragic thing is that, right after watching the tape would be very warm, and if the parents so happen touch it then you die la. so if let’s say i know they are coming back 5pm and it’s 4.50 now, i will take it out then quickly put inside the fridge for 5 mins.
KY: the fastest way to cool it down.
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHAHAH OMG PLS STOP. IMMA DIE OF LAUGHING read more

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Cheesie in Malaysian Dreamgirl

March 8, 2008

Cheesie in Malaysian Dreamgirls

I really do have to apologize for moderating the comments below. Mr bbq sends his sauciest apologies to fashionasia, simon, may zhee, pinkpau and fab. to collect your apology gift please write me at cheesie@italkcrap.com and i’ll get back to you asap. ok i kid.

fashionasia
ok….im suspecting that cheesie is being called back to malaysian dreamgirl….
yes ? no? you know la reality tv sometimes does have a twist at the later episodes

Simon Seow
Is she in the Malaysian Dreamgirl Final? Heard one participant was out. She replaced her? read more

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