Pun of the day:
I really don’t want to discard this lovely Valentine… 🙁

I was doing some spring cleaning back in Seremban (btw, why must it be spring? Shouldn’t we change it to summer to suit local weather?).

And I found something.

A valentine.

No, someone didn’t give it to me. *I* bought it. Four years ago. I didn’t buy it because I had someone in mind, I bought it just because that was the sweetest valentine card I’d ever seen.

Ok la, I did have someone in mind, but that person could never be mine, so forget it man. I’m cheese-paring and I’m not gonna waste RM9.80 on someone who doesn’t give a cheese about me. read more

You have seen Cyndi Wang’s left face. Now Let’s see some right faces.

Warning: Amber Chia Overdose and very long post

I hate Amber Chia.

0_olll

Shit. Hold! Don’t shoot! Please, hold your pistols, you Amber worshippers! Wait wait wait. I can explain!

*rephrases previous statement*

I absocheesinglutely *love* Amber. But I hate taking picture with her.

Huh?

Oh no, shit! Wait, hold that acid thing. I don’t mean it. *slaps self* I mean who doesn’t like taking picture with her right? Man, most of you would prolly even give up wanking for three days just to be seen together with her in a same photograph. read more