About Cheesie
June 13, 2006
So what is Cheeserland? Why are you kinda, sorta, not really famous?
It is just another bimbo blog. There’s absolutely nothing intellectually stimulating about it and I personally find it very confusing.
Some of the most frequently asked questions. I just thought if someone asks me again i can just point you here instead of typing a long ass comment/email.
1. Your photos are awesome! What camera are you using?
If i collect RM1 each time i answer this question on my blog, i prolly can buy myself a piece of land already. I’m using an Olympus PEN EPL-1 as of now. Of course, knowing how to use Photoshop helps a lot too.
2. What do you work as? Why you have so much time/money to travel/blog/eat/shit etc.
To be honest i don’t really like to answer this question because i dunno how i can answer it without sounding like i’m bluffing/being lansi. The answer is, I blog. Apart from that, i also… well, i guess that’s all. I know it sounds awesome. Maybe you can try being me.
3. Your dog is OMFG cute! What is she?
Her name is Cheddie. She’s a Maltese who is super small size. 2 years old. Still a virgin.
4. What, or which, is your name, exactly?
Hmmm. Tough one. Basically, i go by the names Ringo, Rin, rin, Cheesillicious, Cheesie, Babybelle and Chessie . Some people call me Cheeser or Cheeserland too, but i’m not very fond it to be honest. It’s like calling the kettle black. Eh, wrong metaphor. Anyway, whatever. Before you faint in confusion, let me elaborate a little.
RINGO
(What isn’t that a guy’s name?)
Choose whichever answer floats your boat:
A. My mom wanted a drummer.
B. It was a typo derived from my original name Ring O. It stuck since then.
C. Ringo is Japanese for Apple. You may think that Ringo is a male name, because of Richard Starkey, the drummer of The Beatles. You may know him by his stage name, Ringo Starr, and that may explain why The Beatles were big in Japan. Heck, their record company was called Apple Corps Ltd.
RING
Much to my horror, my name started disappearing over years, i guess it’s kinda the same as losing hair when you age. Read about the day I dropped the O in my name.
RIN
It just keeps disappearing. The real reason why i keep changing my name is here.
CHEESILLICIOUS
That was five or six years back. Or seven just in case you read this next year. At first i thought it was kinda cool. Which it was. But it’s very sien when everybody started licious-fying their names. For example Marylicious, Yummilicious, Peachylicious, Cherrilicious, Pinkilicious, dash underscore dash galore. So lose the licious please.
CHEESIE
My current, official name. Once, a numerologist told me that a 7-character-long name would increase my chances of becoming a heartbreaker instead of a heartbreakee. So yea.
BABYBELLE
It was my stellarized name. One of my not-so-proud moments. Cheese here.
CHESSIE
I’d be happier if you’d have mispelled my name as “Chessel“, “Cheezels” or even, heck, “Chesty” instead of “CHESSIE“. Cheese and chess are as different as cheese and chess. The funny thing is, they spelle Cheesie “Chessie”, but they always spell Cheddie’s name “Cheedie”. Hmmm.
5. Your blog is helluva confusing. What turf is going on???
Being confused is my nature. To find out the true reason behind my confused nature, you might have to trace all the way back to what my mom ate some 20 odd years ago years ago. I’m so confused even Confucius finds me confusing.
For example, cheese is supposed to be yellow but my blog is pink. (but the best blogs are pink, if you don’t believe it you can drown youself in a cup of Cheddie poo).
Well, in a cheeshell, i might be a confused mousie who thinks that she is a mutated bunny obsessed with cheese, or a obsessed bunny who thinks that she is a confused mousie mutated into cheese, or a confused cheese who thinks that she is a mutated mousie obsessed with bunnies.
Crap. Which altercheesego just spoke?
^^
Yours Cheesily,
Cheesie
Updated as of 11 Oct, 2009
