Koyuki Missing
July 28, 2010
SG
July 27, 2010
Regarding my last post about wanting to move away, well, i don’t think i will, yet. 
So you ask me where and when iosoduno.
I just want to go somewhere with nice air that makes me actually want to breathe. I dunno where you can do that in KL. Unless i move to Perlis. Or something. I think i will go for Something.
The air here makes people sick
*cough* *begs sympathy*
Anyway!
What i wanted to say is that (which i have already said in twitter, and a lot of things i said there i won’t repeat here, SO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER LA.)
(Actually i realize i tend to repeat most of the things i said in twitter here. FYL.)
Anyway, what i wanted to say was that, (which i avoided voicing out publicly for so long because i gave some serious thought about the amount of SG flags in my comments and i reckoned i was not going to offend the whole nation and get a career suicide fml)
Anyway for the third time, what i was saying was,
i dunno why but most of the time when i talk to a Singaporean, i end up feeling like shit (no la i’m not creating cross border hatred or want to create controversy and it’s not like i am being insensitive or too sensitive or trying to be injurious or defensive or patriotic or unpatriotic or proud of my country or feel sorry for my country or whatever i’m just saying how i feel)!
(On second thought i think i sort of feel sorry for my country F Malaysia’s L.)
I already realized that the first time i went to Singapore many years ago. The things they say just make you feel like shit as a Malaysian (elaborate later).
(Ok la one example. Like when they come here they go WTF CHEAP WTF CHEAP WTF CHEAP and when we go there we are all WTF SO EX WTF SO EX WTF SO EX.)
(Need more example?)
(How about when you go to Hong Kong with Singaporeans they want to buy a hot dog then they do currency conversion and go Oh, It Is Just 2 Dollars! then you do your currency conversion and you are all SHIT FML.)
Then after that i hated Singaporeans for awhile. (And also my brief dating experience with the shittest Singaporean man ever helped reinforce the idea that Singaporeans are just shit). I refused to talk to them if there was a choice. Which is ironic now considering most of my late night chats nowadays are with Singaporean girls wtf.
At first i thought most of them are being condescending and think like their country is like wtf godly awesome or whatever and like to put people down and shit. Which is what made me feel like shit and bloody inferior. But it is not. They are just saying how they feel and what they think honestly. They are just asking innocent questions. They are just stating facts.
Xiaxue came down to KL on Friday and we went shopping in my car.
After i parked my car i unhooked the British Bitch (read: GPS) off my windscreen and hid it inside the drawer.
“Wtf why do you have to hide your GPS thing!”
“Oh because if i don’t, someone will come over and smash my window and steal my British Bitch.”
Then she gave me the wtf look.
I realized i said it so naturally and nonchalantly as if i was just stating a fact that was going to happened, and i felt something wrong. Then i realize i could interpret “something wrong” as, “like shit”.
I mean, it is true. It is just a sad fact we can’t deny. It’s like if you don’t clutch your handbag tight enough in front of your chest and it will get snatched. It’s like if you walk alone at night you will get mugged. It’s like you stop on highway and help someone whose car broke down and he will rob you. It’s like if you don’t pretend to call someone in a taxi and tell them the taxi number the cabbie will drive you somewhere secluded and kill you with a spanar. Psycho Murderer Muahaha wtf. It’s like you leave your hand phone on the table and turn to talk to a friend and the next second it is gone (or in a luckier but still rather tragic case, you get tweetjacked FYL).
You leave your British Bitch in your car, it gets stolen. These are the things we grew up with. It is only natural.
Then the next thing Xiaxue asked me was,
“Have you ever got raped?”
“What the fuck kind of question is that?”
“Erm i was just asking cuz i thought maybe it’s a very common thing, you know, like snatch theft. I dunno.”
FML.
I dowan to talk to Singaporeans oredi. Either that or i start to really move out of Malaysia.
PEACE! LOVE! EVERYTHING ALL! BAI.
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Online shopping time. Today’s fashion is Dressy Feminine.
Outfit provided by GipsyScarlet , an online boutique based in, well, surprise! Singapore! (I’m loving SG more and more cuz they can afford to pay for my blog ad!)
Their focus is on dressy celebrity/designer inspired styles eg. Paris Hilton, Taylor Swift, BCBG, Mirander Kerr, BEBE etc.
These are some of their unique pieces:
Round Neck Chiffon Dress S$28
Satin Toga Dress (with a sexy back) S$27.50
Taylor Tube Dress S$28
Zipper Rosette Top S$27
Not from SG? Don’t worry, they ship worldwide. $16.50 flat worldwide, and $8.50 flat to Malaysia.
Here are some of the promotions they are offering:
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2. Giveaways: $50 shopping voucher X5 - Just leave a comment on Cheeserland and share with us your favourite piece from GipsyScarlet and why.
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Daily argument with a British bitch
July 24, 2010
This happens almost only everyday. Whenever i get in the car, i argue with this stupid bitch. I want to keeeel her. Below is an example of a typical argument we will conduct on a daily basis.
Bitch: In, nine, hundred, metres, exit, left.
Cheesie: Don’t bluff. The last time you asked me to go there, i got stuck in a bloody jam for one hour.
Bitch: …
Cheesie: HA! Nothing to say leh! You know I was right, don’t you?
Bitch: In, three, hundred, metres, exit, left.
Cheesie: Wei, change topic ah?
Bitch: Keep, left.
Cheesie: Huh? Where got left????
Bitch: Keep, left.
Cheesie: How can turn left here are you stupid or something???
Bitch: Exit, left.
Cheesie: SHIT.
Bitch: Turn, left, then turn, right.
Cheesie: WTF??? Left or right nao!!!? Can you make up your mind???
Bitch: At the roundabout, take, second, exit.
Cheesie: What second exit what??? You are in bloody Malaysia no body understand what second exit is. How about you say 12 o’clock? 9 o’clock? 3 o’clock? 6 o’ clock?
Bitch: …
Cheesie: Erm. Maybe not 6 o’clock. Hmmm, yeap. Nope.
Bitch: Exit, left.
Cheesie: Ya, you say only easy. How about you drive this bloody car and *i* give you bloody direction???
Bitch: In one, point, five, kilometres, keep, right.
Cheesie: Whatever.
Bitch: Speed limit is 90 kilometers per hour.
Cheesie: Hello this is Malaysia. Nobody cares. Who turf drives slower than 90 anyway.
Bitch: Speed limit is 90 kilometers per hour.
Cheesie: Erm, how about you shut up?
Bitch: Please slow down.
Cheesie: Shut. the. hell. up.
Bitch: Please slow down.
Cheesie: Fuck you.
Bitch: in, two, hundred, fifty, metres, turn, left.
Cheesie: What the???? JUST NAO YOU TOLD ME TO KEEP RIGHT ONE?!?!?!?!?
Bitch: in, one, hundred, metres, turn, left.
Cheesie: WHAT? NAO????
Bitch: Turn, left.
Cheesie: OH SHIT OH SHIT.
Bitch: Recalculating.
Cheesie: Fuck My Life.
It is driving me insane. Literally.
Candy Doll everything all!
July 23, 2010
Today’s fashion is Japanese Dolly!
First of all my make up is supplied by Shoponblog.com an online boutique based in SG.
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They have all Tsubasa’s range! All the Dolly Winks and Candy Dolls and even the latest new polish WTF SO FAST! <3!
I thought it will take 9 months to hit Malaysia!!!!! Like waiting for child labor wtf! Ok not exactly Malaysia but they ship to KL!
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Red lip one piece from Shoponblog.
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HTML Cap from minimaos.
Rose stocking from minimaos.
White corset top from Shoponblog.
Marine hat from minimaos.
Leopard print top from Shoponblog.
Cheesie Name Necklace from minimaos.
Floral dress from Shoponblog.
Teddy kago bag from minimaos.
Hope you like them! ^^
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PS: Some of the items on SHOPONBLOG is sold out don’t worry, do go back soon as they will be re-stocked by Tuesday!
PS2: All Cheeserland’s readers just have to key in discount voucher “CHEESIE” to SHOPONBLOG enjoy 5 % off all purchases.
Cancan kago everything all
July 21, 2010
Summer is almost over i can’t believe all these things came so late but anyway here you go.
Fashion pictures for minimaos.
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White laced jacket & Samantha Kago
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Erm with Duffy.
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That’s all! Thank you everything all.
Don’t forget to check out their promotion too!
Go like them on Facebook! Like i said this is the first time i am actually tagged by an online shop in pictures that actually have my face, and not just a sleeve or am armpit or a crotch unFML.
Onsen ♥ Sapporo
July 19, 2010
Onsen (hotspring) in winter is ♥.
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With Penny a Taiwanese student studying in Sapporo.
Every time i come to onsen it reminds me of Spirited Away. I want to meet everyone in the bathhouse! Yubaba and the stupid frog and kaonashi. 
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Phototaking is of course, not allowed but i did anyway hahahahha. (if not i won’t be writing this post)
I managed to take some pictures of the place except inside the proper hot spring pool because errr all you have is a white towel to cover yourself and you are not allowed to bring the towel into the hotspring wtf. So like you are pretending that you are not embarrassed by people pretending not to look at you and people are pretending like they are not embarrassed by you pretending not looking at them FOL.
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Apart from the hotspring they also have Ganbanyoku. It is sort of like sauna but they have rooms with different temperature. From -6C to 60C wtf frozen cheese and grill cheese i shall become.
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This is the snow room. There’s a giant shaver on top that makes snow. Think you are sitting on inside a giant Ice Kacang Bowl hahahahhah
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There wasn’t anyone in this room i guess people come to hotspring in winter to enjoy hotness not snow so yea that’s why i managed to camwhore wtf.
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This is the 60C degree charcoal room or something it is FML hot and my TragicCreamCakeCam became blur and steamy.
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Still want to camwhore wtf.
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After onsen. FELT SO GOOD. And act damn hero took out all fur jacket cuz you really feel very warm.
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It was Xmas eve that day! My host mom cooked hotpot! Erm see she’s in her feline outfit again lol.
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My Xmas cake!!!!!!!!!
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At night blogged and played with Ma-chan.
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Heavenly Spa
I discovered a spa place recently and it is rapidly becoming one of my fav places.
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You should really check out the spa packages they have. It’s really like i have experienced before. The massages they offer are also nothing like what i experienced in China/Thailand/Bali. The first time i tried this massage called the Lymphatic Drainage Massage, which hurt quite a great deal to be honest, but the effect was sooooooooo good i kept going back.
I had 2 of that massage and one Lymphatic Drainage facial already. And going back for more. I will tell you more next time!
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Staircase to heaven wtf.
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This is their rainforest shower room. I tried that in Japan too! You just lie face down on the bed and let the natural warm rain shower massage your back.
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And the Malaysian Ganbanyoku haha.
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Luxury couple room! How about a bday treat for your other half?
Check out Heavenly Spa at USJ Subang.
I will be going back again and will blog about other awesome spa and massages!
