N weeks ago, Albert had his hair highlighted.
Blue.
Now I have to call him Al-blue-bert.
The thing is, he seemed to be the only one who believes that his hair is bluish, when in fact everyone else thought it was greenish.
Bluebert got paranoid. He started grabbing everyone in sight by their collars/sleeves and asked, “What color is my hair? Huh huh huh ?”
I was one of his sleeve grabbing victims (Thank Cheesus I was not wearing sleeveless).
Bluebert: “What color is my hair? Huh huh huh ?”
Cheesie: “Uhm… *gazes at his hair for 10 sec* Green…ish?”
Bluebert: *utters a loooong sigh of disappointment*
Cheesie: “well… how bout uhm… turquoise?”
Bluebert: *eyes glisten with joy* REALLY??
Cheesie: But……*hesitates*
Bluebert: But what?
Cheesie: It makes you look like a peacock!
Bluebert: 0_o read more
