A stinky dairy waste, a wacky bird and two veggies with their atas cameras in London are going through excruciating tests in mission to obtain the Certicicate of Camslutting.
Test One: Public Camslutting
Able to camslut at public places shamelessly. The more public the better.
Example: Outside Harrods.
Pose like no tomorrow.
Oblivious to the surrounding.
Test Two: Action
Speak louder than words of course. Do whatever it takes to slut for attention.
KISS.
Cheesie: *uses Penguage, ie Penguin Language* You’re so hot can die dot com.
GUFFAW.
Jas: Baby, we’re in London. It should read, “you’re so hot can die dot com dot uk”. MUAHAHAHHA.
JUMP.
Failed.
GO CRAZY.
Jas: Please eat less. You’re as heavy as an obese elephant.
GO CRAZIER.
Jas: Just pulling your leg! WAHAHHAHAHA.
Change of location. The entire camslut troop marched to the Royal whatever Albert place. (Peacock, were you born here?)
But camslutting continues.
Test Three: Get into the picture, literally
Campimp Porkie taking picture of cammamasan Claudine taking picture of camslut Jas kacaoing my pose.
Kacao kaokao.
The more irritating you are, the better a camslut you can become.
Test Four: Steady Body
Able to hold and freeze for at least 5 second.
Test Five: QC
Brilliant camsluts must know quality control. Pose, check, delete, pose again. Repeat steps ad nauseam.
Test Six: Bend it like Ahem
Must possess super flexible body.
Jas’s bird kick.
Which campimp Porkie failed to copy.
Acrobatic bird.
And that’s as far as a cheese can bend.
Test Seven: Puppets and Mannequins
Pose like one. The more statue-like the more professional.
Test Eight: Camslut Everything
A statue. A flower petal. A rock. A phone.
Even a lamp post wouldn’t potong our steam (lame pun?).
Test Nine: If Being Cool Fails, Try Cute.
Enough said.
Test Ten: If all else fail, try retard factor.
Shoe Bulimic.
Cheesetart.
If you pass all the tests above, congratulations. You’re now officially a camslut. Kindly donate 10 pounds to “Send Cheesie to London” fund raising campaign to receive a self-destructive certificate. Thank you.
P/S: Cheesie’s Japanese Schoogirl Rebel outfit is for sale. Check out her Wardrobe.
Hahaha..love this post!! First time I feature in one too O_O
Erm..rather than copy Jas..I look like I was passing wind 😛
Love our statue pose though… 😀
Looks like you had one hell of a time camwhoring in London, heck, that might even be an understatement! LOL
So that’s the ‘mysterious’ Porkie huh… Btw, love your oufit! 🙂
omg. HAHA! very… er, interesting!
Are Jas’s shoes subliminal advertising for your site? They kinda make me feel the same way (queasy)…
hahahaha … the photos are so cute! ahhh .. that’s how you look like korkor porkie!
Oli: Shut up and send me something from London!
gosh… i miss jasiminne so much!!!
You look like you’re cosplaying…. CUTE! 🙂
cheesie u r so slim…….how to donate money to fund ur food……
absolute madness…admire~~~ =P
Luckily I’m not a camslut,no need 2 donate,hehe! 😉
hahahaha! 2nd picture~hahahaha!
wah.. pictures so entertaining can die dot com
u soooo soooo thin can die dot com (in a good way =P)
ur boots SOO FREAKING BLOODY nice I can die dot com.. oh, dot my?? lol
a real cam slut is one that goes all out to be in every photo..looks like u guys were in equally lots of fotos!
nice outfit ^^
wah!!! penguin is back!! i miss her! 🙂 cheesie… ask her to blog again can? *give cheddie face*
Nice wear Japanese Schoogirl Rebel outfit i 🙂
Then I failed kao kao already. Must practice more… *semangat*
I like the Cheddie pose. 😛
*aHeM* i see my pics 😛
lol you guys behave as if you have just gotten out from jail or something… verry farni 😀
both of you are cheeseen ! hehe, i like this crazy post !
i was biting me fingers all the way through this post! >
did you tell the londoners you guys are from malaysia? they must be thinking malaysians are freaking CRAZAAAY!!!!! hahahahahahahahaa
this must be the worst (or best?) case of so-oblivious-to-public-camwhoring i’ve seen! well done cheesie & jasiminne for making malaysia proud. maybe they should give you gals datukship or something….. 😛
i love your boots, itsssss sooo awesome.
*gasp* Where did you get your boots?!?!
clement: eh so contradicting. slim thats why need donation to buy food (though i’ll secretly keep it to buy tickets)
s0hp0o: eh so long no see can die dot com and you’re picking up penguage real fast can die dot com dot my!
misstopui: feed her fish and she might!
claudine: more to come! muahahah.
kcin: 😀
ashleighhhh: why!
sheon: siao la. english people crazier. hehe!
princess & pinkpuncheryfic: thank you! It’s a gift!
The pictures are so damn good! (hope you don’t mind my language) Though most of the pose are over the top, I still enjoyed looking at them. But I must admire your guts to camslut in front of the public. I mean, don’t you get many weird stares from all those ang moh?
Cheesie rulez!!!!!!
these pictures are freaking funny
Smile 😀
i mean, say CheeseEEE~~~:D
Looks like you had a nice trip 😀
Your friend has nice shoes…
haha.i love this post.u have very nice hair cheesie. =D
cameras sure love you !
It’s “you’re so hot can die dot co dot uk”! See I’m from the Royal whatever place, I preach The Queen’s English.
wah… i also sure failed kao kao lar…
You and your friends are qualified to be crowed ‘The queen of camslut’. Juz cannot believe you guys can do that in public! If you do it back home, I think they will call for Tanjung Rambutan already, haha!
Oh gawd! Hyper active betul! I *will* do that in public if I do get paid weehehe~
p/s: I used to look at my feet like the shoe bullimic pic when I was young.. My mom and grandma then thought I should join the circus O.o
Last pic looks like a hungry lil mouse looking for cheese.. aka Remy in Ratatouille! Hahaha.. I loved that show 😀
Your friend can really camslut! I love her poses. lol ^^
Hey Cheesie! There are stairs up the Eiffel Tower. You didn’t have to wait for the elevator.
Love your pics tho. Wish I could go to Europe again. 😉
Hai…
I saw all your creativity. You have tallent in making a sceene and it’s freshing, funny, and little over role. But, I salute how you impress the imagination. Keep nerdy and keep the idea. Nice shot you have.
thank you 🙂
Plaid skirt…
…Wow. Just, wow.
Dat’s a naughty school-girl, hun.
🙂
~x~SinfullyAnon