in Shenley is small but he has interesting stuff!

He has several eccentric fishes. I’m just gonna quote directly from Chocoland.

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This is Fat, Porkie’s baobei fishie.

Do you think there’s anything wrong with this picture?

Yes.

Answer is, the picture is supposed to be upside down.

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Fat has been swimming upside down for 4 years.

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Poor Fat has been overfed by his evil master and is now obese with a spare tyre so huge he can only float.

Nevermai. But all other fishies also liddat!

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This is Momo.

This one lagi teruk. Cannot move at all. When he struggles he can like float a few inches, then sinks back to the bottom. Like a deadfish that still breathes. O.o Then Porkie’s dad actually has to use a stick to feed him. -_-

But i can understand why.

Whoever stays in Porkie’s house will become obese, BECAUSE!

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His dad is such a brilliant cook.

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He cooks Japanese curry katsu for supper.

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Full English breakfast for… breakfast.

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Mash & Pie for dinner.

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In XXL portion.

And his house is never out of snacks.

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Cheese & Ham toast for tea time.

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Dozens of KRISPY KREME!!!!!!666 for our Wii sessions.

And he has a super gorgeous garden!

(that is good to camwhore in)

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They even have an apple tree!!!!

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I love apple.

And i thought apple trees are all very tall one!

Check this out!

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Even Cheddie can reach and pick some!

Very cute lo. Everything mini size one. Even the maple!

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Wish upon a maple

Cheez i never thought i can camwhore so much in someone’s backyard!

And i heard London is very cold now. 🙁

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