Venue: Gourmet Burger Kitchen, London
Character: Porkie, Claudine, Chris, Cheesie
Prop: Oversized burger, oversized burger, oversized burger and oversized burger
I’m writing this article about what not to order on the first dinner date. And i think i should put GBK burger in the list.
I don’t understand why oversized burgers exist in the first place. It makes whoever is eating it look like a chowhound. *insert cannibal guffaws*
Maybe that’s because i stay in Malaysia. The Londoners like Porkie Claudine Chris have no problem wolfing down the humongous monstrosity.
Why oh why. It sure looks delicious i know i know. The melting cheese is oozing out i know i know. You’re hungry i know i know.
But how am i going to stuff something that is five times the diameter of my ingestion orifice in?
It’s impossible to eat a GBK without any of the following embarrassment: leaking, spilling, dripping, splattering, dropping or have ketchup and mustard stretched all across your cheeks.
So totally not sexy. I wonder how Paris Hilton did it. Seriously.
But some of my friends are apparently quite professional at burger eating.
This is Porkie the burger expert’s burger
Neatly cut into quarters.
This is Claudine’s burger.
She squeezed it so perfectly, bit into it so gracefully without any grease squirting onto her face.
This is Chris the Shawarma master.
He’s fantasizing himself transforming into a killim, sawing strips of meat off a gigantic beef skewer with the aid of cutlery. It worked fine, albeit eccentric.
Last but not cheese.
Eating an oversized burger. Cheesie style. Yes i’d like another new napkin please, thank you very much.
me first !
nice nice burgers!
Omg u adowable misha pie always first, no need study ah! 😀
hah. that’s what i would have done.
*quietly laughs at myself*
Just like chewing on that piece of sushi’s seaweed on your date :d
The potato wedges caught my attention more ~
hahaha … today is no school day for me .. 🙂
argh….i miss GKB so much !!
oversized? wait till you have the American burgers.. haha now that’s wht I call OVERSIZED!
They make our burger look so puny… ^^
lol..me wonder how they eat burgers too..coz after d meal,my hold hand would b filled if sauce..i had 2 keep wiping my mouth coz d sauce was not onli on my lips but perhaps nose n face..oh gosh,not 2 mention pimples might pop up…my frens say tht i’m like having war wif d food
koko,claudine n chris geng la….can still manage 2 keep their grace n table manners
iI have super-duper appetite now, you know you know? 😀
i wonder if they have a kid’s meal. perhaps you should try ordering one to get the not-so-oversize burger then the burger wouldn’t die in such a horrid death. XD
erm……isn’t it Gourmet Burger Kitchen?
how come it became “Venue: Gourmet Kitchen Burger, London..?”
wow… cant see this BIG burger in my town ….
omg…those are bloody burgers…
Did you manage to finish the burger?
Nice mah?The french fries?Or McD’s better? 🙂
Sometimes food just has to be messy (so you know you’re enjoying it) especially when cheese is involved!
That reminded me about TGIF’s humungous burgers! Just 2 nights ago I had the JD Burger and I remembered how my friend teased me for being a messy fellow eating a burger with a fork and a knife. Seriously, I am in the same position as you are. I tried holding, squeezing, cutting. Neither worked out. Or perhaps we Malaysians do not cut it to eat large-sized burgers? Hmmmm.
Kyky – ehehe.. of course mah.. must have good table manners 😉 no one use knife like wanna kill someone though 😛
cheesie dear – speaking of GBK, just had it today..ehehe.. Cajun Burger with Chips (garlic mayo n smoke chilli mayo) and lime milkshake…totally cheesillicious! (minus the cheese cuz was no cheese :P)
Bin Bin – when you come..i take you to this place 😉
i reckon when they were creating the burgers….they had me in mind!
Yay,Porkie is THE BEST!!! 😀
Grace: omg what a terrible mistake. I changed it! 🙂
bigsmallkid: eat 3 ramli! its the same! 😀
babyQ: no not bloody at all. They are well done.
ahlost: nooo 🙁
Ying Bin: It was awesome. I got eternally sick of Mc D. Don’t even remind me of that.
Banzai: lol! I can’t disagree!
jyushiang: i prefer small ones like Mos Burger. So that i can eat two different ones! WAHAHA.
Porkie: NOTHING! can be better than Mos Burger.
sheon: so are you like… gigantic?
hehe. The biggest burgers I’ve had were from Chilli’s. I take everything apart and slowly eat piece by piece. haha. and I can never finish one whole burger. Half also can pengsan dy. 😛
omg…messy cheesie eating messy cheesy burger…
cheesie: yeah…in ‘that’ category lar…..182cm weighing 220pounds…..
the burger looks really yummy in porkie’s hand…
lol i always eat it with fork and knife too. When I was in Japan, I even saw some cute jap chicks eating MOS burger with fork and knife =p
Yum MEAT! *drools*
who was your first day? 🙂
OMG. I want MOS burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Arghhhhh. I want teriyaki chicken japanese rice burger ect ect ect with fries and lots lots lots of chilli sauceeeee!
Don’t bother about me, I am just hungry.
mos burger rocks! it’s helluva lot better than any other burgers!
definitely not a good idea to have that on a first date. the guy will run away as fast as he can. haha.
whoa..thats super huge..if i eat it,i will embarassed myself for sure.lol..
cheeser,get well soon..
screw the burger. LOOK AT DEM CHIPS.
It’s the CHIPS that were amazing! Don’t get me started with the dips… Garlic Mayo Dip, Thai Chilli Dip, Blue Cheese Dip, Tomato Chilli Dip, and more….
very classic ur illustration haha, I like!
Wow… It is really big le. 😛
eh ringo, the nicely cut up one is mine leh. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😛
Would you get slapped if you told a cute girl she had a “nice burger”?
And who eats a burger with no CHEESE!!!