If there’s anything more evil than my water heater and your boss, it is called Juicy Couture.

If there’s anything more evil than Juicy Couture, it’s called Credit Card.

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The most vicious of all Devils. (Oh no, wrong. They don’t wear Prada. They wear Juicy Couture.)

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The chronicle of the battle goes like this.

Juicy Couture. So nice omfgbbqdvdcny. Expensive. Let’s go. Nooo. Stayyy. I want. No cash. Nevermind. Got credit card. EXPENSIVE! But Juicy Couture!!! Nooo. Debt. Debt. DEBT!!! O.o. But Juicy Couture!!! Nooo. Yes. Noooo. YES! noooo YESSSSSSS. noooo . Yes. Yes yes YES No no no no you will regret it YES!!! YESSSSSS!!! Okay. …… .

OKAY. DIE THEN DIE LA!!!666

 

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MUAHAHAHHAHAHA.

 

Game Over.

So the Devil always wins. Just as my vamp nails.

 

 

 

I didn’t buy this for myself ok.

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I reckoned Cheddie will be so cham during CNY cuz we humans get ang pows, mandarin oranges, ba gua, peanut cookies, almond cookies, walnut cookies, honeycomb cookies, nian gao, kuih kapit, parwn crakers (wtfwtfbbqdvd!) AND CHEDDIE GETS NOTHING!!!

If Ba gua is something she cannot eat, she still deserves a piece of something juicy la at least.

 

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Can’t you tell she’s super happy with her new Juicy?!?

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You cannot believe how Princessy she looks in the bag.

 

Life is peachy. And Juicy.

And Cheddie and her Juicy bag live juicily ever after.

===The END===

 

 

Urgh i hate Chinese New Year. Hate the dongdongchiangs. I want my shiny baubles, silver tinsels, snowflakes and churchy songs.

 

Merry Christmas everyone.

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