This happens almost only everyday. Whenever i get in the car, i argue with this stupid bitch. I want to keeeel her. Below is an example of a typical argument we will conduct on a daily basis.

Bitch:In, nine, hundred, metres, exit, left.

Cheesie: Don’t bluff. The last time you asked me to go there, i got stuck in a bloody jam for one hour.

Bitch: …

Cheesie: HA! Nothing to say leh! You know I was right, don’t you?

Bitch: In, three, hundred, metres, exit, left.

Cheesie: Wei, change topic ah? read more