What did i tell you?

After Radioactive Wolves and Earless Mutant Bunnies.

Now we have SLEEPYHEAD APOCALYPSE.

Who will infect you with their sleepy virus and send you straight to eternal slumber hell.

I mean, at least they have non-existent eye sight, so there’s one less thing to worry about.

Still, i’m buying ammo and setting up explosive booby traps and emptying my brains as much as i can in preparation for Sleepyhead Apocalypse. I’m totally not overreacting.

And i’m stocking up strong cough drops in different kind of flavors. read more

The reason this Australia travel log took so long to complete is not because i am lazy.

On the contrary it is the exact opposite. Because i wanted to edit every single picture nicely and that takes time, jerks.

I totally should put a “it took me hours to complete this blog post so you can pretend that you have something to do in your offices, assholes. And it’s time you cut some Starbucks and spend it here instead” donation button at the end of the post. Plus you get to lose weight. By not buying Starbucks. And i become richer. Awesome. read more