I just discovered my most hidden secret. I can no longer hide the fact that i was born a cheesnius.

I’ve prolly accumulated more karma points than freckles on Linsay Lohan’s cheeks in my previous milky life i reincarnated into such a great nail art guru (plus many many many other incomparable talents).

This is my first ever attempt at toe nail deco.

Can’t you see? I have a heart-shape platinum Tiffany’s on my toe!

Tell me it’s not gorgeous and you can go drown yourself in a cup of Cheddie poo! read more