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Are you beautiful?

May 14, 2006

Pun of the day:
I don’t want to be beautiful.
I don’t want to be you the fool.

Everybody knows James Blunt now, because of “You’re beautiful”.

James might be quite blunt with the lyrics of his song “You’re beautiful”, but that breakout hit has reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 this year.

Who doesn’t know James Blunt now? Everyone, from little kids to aunties uncles ah lian ah beng to neighbours colleagues classmates bosses to your gym instructor to the petrol kiosk worker, all are now praising each other’s gorgeousness. Maybe James Blunt should really get a Nobel prize for this world-peace-promoting song. read more

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My Imaginary Chalk Diet

March 15, 2006

A lot of people have been asking if my chalk diet works.

Hell yea it does.

I would really love to share my secret with you but the thing is, I am not sure if it works for the uncheesables.

This is how my imaginary chalk diet works: It requires some diligent Ringoistic meditation practice. And I’m not sure how I’m supposed to teach you that.

First of all you need to be a cheese. If not it doesn’t work.

Secondly, let me ask you one question first.

Which combination is better?

Cheese and wine, or cheese and chalk? read more

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