Cheesossesive……

People always ask me bout my obsession with cheese. Why cheese? What about cheese? Why not celery sticks or batteries?


Well to be very honest, i think im just being obsessed with obsessions. Hmmm, to be more precise, i am obssess with the idea of making myself obsessed bout something. I even am obssessed with making people obsessive. See? Now im obsessed with talking about all these obsessions.

Check this conversation of me with this super conversationalist fren of mine.

cheesillicious says:
hehe… they are uncheesable
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
perhaps they dont need to be cheesed. your obsession with cheese is yours alone. i could be obssessed with garlic for all u know
cheesillicious says:
yea indeed
cheesillicious says:
thats y i say they all are not cheesable.
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
is that really the reason why you’re single?
cheesillicious says:
yeah maybe.
cheesillicious says:
big part of it
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
u want to find someone else who is as nuts bout cheese as u are??
cheesillicious says:
nah im just kidding
cheesillicious says:
btw it should be “cheeses bout cheese” u know.
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
forgive me my lack of obsession of any kind is apparent
cheesillicious says:
maybe u do have just u fail to realize it
cheesillicious says:
or mebbie too stubborn to notice it
cheesillicious says:
hehe…..
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
believe me, i do not have an obsession of any kind
cheesillicious says:
yes u do
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
i do?
cheesillicious says:
ur last line just proved it
cheesillicious says:
yeah
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
?
cheesillicious says:
u’re obssessed with the idea that u’re not obssessed with a ything
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
no i’m not. you’re just putting words into my mouth.
cheesillicious says:
hehhehehhe
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
my nick on msn does not go “IMNOTOBSSESSED”
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
nice try ringo
cheesillicious says:
okay. i will improve
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
i still dont get it; why cheese? of all things to be obssessed about, why choose cheese?
cheesillicious says:
see get what i mean, u dont wanna be obssessed to any thing in particular so u choose to obssess with nothing
cheesillicious says:
thats a kind of obssession too….
cheesillicious says:
wahahhaha
Kel ™ – [I, Writer] says:
you’re obssessed with trying to make me think i’m obsessed. again, nice try, u have no case here
cheesillicious says:
what? i failed again?
cheesillicious says:
………………………

Actually, to be honest enough, he was right.

I find obsessions to be kinda pathetic too. I mean, i think that only those who feel insecure with their ownselves will have some kind of obsession, be it their ex(es), memories or any tangible or untangible things.

More so if that person is obsessed with the idea of making her/himself obsessed. How sad… doesnt she/he have nothing better to do than that?

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