rule no. 4……get close to her spiritually.

Q. :what????? suicide and be a ghost and haunt the princess forever
A. :no….stupid!!!!! be a telepathic, write her a letter everyday…with sweet
sweet contents only, the sweeter the better.
Q. Can i install CCTVs in her living room, bedroom….etc etc
A. Unless u r a pervert…NOOOOOO
Q. God Damned
A. Yeah… i’ll be damned if i were u.

rule no.5…… spoil the princess

Q. :huh????….why would i want a spoiled princess…i want mine in perfect shape
A. :no…..stupid!!!!! shower her with gifts
Q. :wouldn’t the gifts hurt the princess and give her lots of bruises?
A. :Okay!!!….i meant give her lots of gifts…small one…big ones…
ridiculous ones…cute ones…yeah….plenty of cute gifts…princess love cute gifts….actually. any gifts is good as long as it comes from your heart…comprende?
Q. :what’s comprende
A. :I gave up

Rule no.6……Be sensitive

Q. :What? there’s rule no.6
A. :i m afraid so….very important
Q. :Does that mean i have to cry all the time?
A. :NOoo….well…..unless u r a sissy…it’s acceptable
Look!!….basically sensitive means that u’ll be a good listener
say yes yes and yes to whatever the princess says or demand.
the word “No” is not acceptable.
Q. :You mean i can’t say “No, i m not lying, i m telling the truth”
A. :Yes, that too. U wouldn’t need to say that if u only saying what’s from your heart.
just phrase your sentences in the sweetest way possible. If honey is not
sweet enough add sugar.
Q. :Who came out with all these rules anyway?
A. :Errrr…..Hollywood
Q. :What Wood?

*A slaps on Q.’s head*

A. :Go watch those B&W movie.