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From Kaohsiung

December 30, 2007

Everything sounds super romantic here!

There’s this canal called the Love River, a jetty called the True Love Jetty, a hill called the Mountain and Sea Affair, and the largest shopping complex called the Dream Mall.

Went to Cijin in the afternoon. There are soooooooooooooooooooooo many things to eat!!!666

What are you all doing tomorrow? I’m going to taipei 101 for countdown! 😀

Happy 2008 everyone. =)

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Do you have a Plastic Bag?

December 29, 2007

I just did the most unbelievable thing yesterday.

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I sold a stupid bag originally worth five pounds for RM600 in my Wardrobe. Man. It’s better than eBay.

The closing-bid dilemma happened, just like the last time I helped Coco auction her Dior bag off. Read the story HERE.

Anyway, I was so overwhelmed!

When I auctioned the bag off, I was hesitant and skeptical myself. Okay. So this bag is an original Anya Hindmarch Porkie queued hours in front of Sainsbury as early as 5a.m. for it. So it flew 14 hours straight from London to KL. So it is a limited edition bag you can not get it anywhere else now. read more

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Bristol

December 27, 2007

Some pictures taken in Bristol, England.

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Few days after the trip, Michelle MSNed me.

“Hey Ringo, by any chance were you in Bristol last Saturday?”
“Omg. How would you know!”
“Omg! I saw someone awfully familiar and i thought it was you!”
“Omg! What are you doing there!”
“I came here for studies, remember?”
“Why didn’t you come up to me and say hi!”
“I didn’t believe it could be you, like, what are the odds!”
“Yea. Cheesh. What are the odds!” read more

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Merry Cheesemas!

December 25, 2007

Happy happy! 😀

TT always asks, “what do you wanna do today?”
And i’ll always like to answer, “我要喺屋企腐烂。”

And i decided to rot at home today, lying still on my bed with full blast air-con on and mushy mushy xmas songs playing in the background and nurturing fungus until i’m all moldy.

I was thinking right, if humans are like cheese! They are so lucky. All they need to do is just stay still and do nothing. The moldier it is, the finer and more vintage! The better price it can sell too. It’s so lucky to be a cheese. read more

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Christmas songs!

December 23, 2007

I’m so so happy. Just downloaded 73 (and counting) beautiful Christmas songs. There’s this song called Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. What kind of sick xmas song is that!!!666 And also I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. So adulterous!
 

I’m so clueless though. Damn PMS about Christmas. Everyone is telling me they don’t have any plans tomorrow. Isn’t there anything interesting we can do?

I think i’m going to watch Love Actually again for say, 10 times if i really can’t think of anything to do. That should make a happy Christmas eve. read more

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I’m not a plastic bag

December 22, 2007

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For sale in Wardrobe.

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Water Heater

December 20, 2007

I hate the place i’m staying in.

Two days ago, i finally met the housemate who stays on the top most floor. In front of the gate.

We looked at each other, somewhat excitedly, we shook hands.

“Hie, I’m Michelle.”
“Hie, I’m Ringo. I’ve been wanting to meet you since three weeks ago.”

Apparently the housemates have the level of communication akin to that of algae with sea shells. Konon nya living under one roof. This house is almost dead. No telly set, no couch, no washing machine, no human touch. I pass by myriads of other houses in this vicinity that are radiating warmth and laughter, some decorated with Christmas trees in preparation for a happy, hot Christmas. read more

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Everything i love

December 18, 2007

about London.

Everyone asks me, “So what is it that you love so much about London?”
And i reply, “That there’s nothing i don’t like about it.”

I love the buildings.

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I love the big, red, phone booth.

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I love the benches.

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I love everything single beautiful cafe in the city.

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I love the green grass so lush it looks fake.

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(kinda miss my long, straight hair too…)

I love the hanging baskets evvvvvvvvvvvvverywhere. On the shops, houses and lamp posts. read more

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Why?

December 16, 2007

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@ Sunway Pyramid

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@ Pavilion

Can anyone tell me why?

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Not a wise move

December 14, 2007

I think.

My moving into this new place.

I feel monumentally lonely in this inhuman cubicle.

So I finally surrendered and had an aircon installed (like yay) after all the stubborn battle with something as obnoxious as the Malaysian weather. What was i, insane?

 

Gone is the familiar voice and warmth I used to be surrounded by all the time.

Things are lying scattered on the floor screaming their heads off for help.

So a home you have now, they say. Have i a home?

No. A cubicle of a pathetic 100sqft is what i have. Not a home. read more

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sickie

December 13, 2007

Dear Cheeserland,

Today i’m having such a bad flu i have to go on a marathon to chase after my nose as it runs wildly like a mad stallion.

I’d like to call in sick and take a day off blogging.

To make up for it, lemmi humor you with a cheesy pun.

I think my nose and feet have their genes mixed up. My feet smells and my nose runs.

Thankers.

Love,

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How not to eat an oversized burger

December 11, 2007

Venue: Gourmet Burger Kitchen, London
Character: Porkie, Claudine, Chris, Cheesie
Prop: Oversized burger, oversized burger, oversized burger and oversized burger

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I’m writing this article about what not to order on the first dinner date. And i think i should put GBK burger in the list.

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I don’t understand why oversized burgers exist in the first place. It makes whoever is eating it look like a chowhound. *insert cannibal guffaws*

Maybe that’s because i stay in Malaysia. The Londoners like Porkie Claudine Chris have no problem wolfing down the humongous monstrosity. read more

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