Yesterday while i was writing an advertorial, i received a call from this person, who apparently got my contact from Nuffnang and who runs a new cheese company in town.
So he said he has read my blog and finds it very interesting and i would be perfect for their new company’s Cheese Photoshoot.
Mr Cheese: So what’s your email address again?
Me: please cheese me at gmail dot com
Mr Cheese: HAHAHHAHA THAT’S PERFECT!!!! THAT’S GREAT!!!
Mr Cheese: Okay i’m actually leaving Malaysia soon so will get my manager here to call you, his name is XXX.
Me: Sorry where did you say you are from again?
Mr Cheese: From the UK! UNITED KINGDOM!
(Sure anot what a frigging weird accent) Oh right.
Mr Cheese: Have you ever been to UK?
Me: Yea, twice! And i went to that Cheddar place.
Mr Cheese: OH REALLY THAT’S FANTASTIC! HAHAHHAHA
Me: In fact i have a Maltese called Cheddie which is named after the Cheddar cheese.
Mr Cheese: ARE YOU SERIOUS? You know what, my son is just born and HIS NAME IS CHEDDIE TOO!
Me: .. Wow! Oh my god! (Wtf? Are you bonkers?)
Mr Cheese: Okay i got to go i will pass it to my manager, hold on a sec!
Manager: Hello? This is XXX, i’m filling in the form for the photoshoot. So what’s your body size?
Me: Erm, what is this for ah.
Manager: I just need your details for the photoshoot because we will have to buy the cheese to make your dress. So what is your size?
Manager: Okay what about head, what size is your head? We will have to make the cheese hat for you.
Me:(wtf??) Erm, i guess it is S?
Manager: What about shoes? Do you prefer cheese flats or cheese heels?
Me:(Wtf lol???) High.. heels?
Manager: So do you have any preference for any cheese?
Me:I don’t know, u guess everything is fine. I like Cheddar.
Manager: Okay so Cheddar. But what about Blue Cheese? It gives a really good texture!
Me: Wouldn’t that be very stinky lol.
Manager: Oh no!!! It’s really popular!!!!!
Me:(These people are nuts) I see.
Manager: So do you prefer hot or warm cheese to pour on your body?
Me: I’m sorry?
Manager: Do you like hot or warm cheese?
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Hold on a minute, i don’t think i have agreed to…
Manager: Hey i’m just helping my boss to take down the particulars, you guys can discuss about it later. So hot or warm.
Me: Ok warm. (i can’t believe i just said that, FML).
Mr Cheese:: Hey it is me again!!!
Me: (???? sounds totally different one why?)
Mr Cheese:: Are you confused now?
Me: (FTS) Yes i am!
Mr Cheese:This is what we call a GOTCHA!!!!!!
Me: I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT read more