OK LA YOU ALLÂ AREÂ RIGHT LA I DIDN’T CUT MY HAIR WTF.

A lot of people guessed it is Cheat Oneâ„¢ because it is labeled under “Hair Cheat Oneâ„¢”. But dude, since when i have any “Hair Real Oneâ„¢”?

YOU REALLY THINK I WILL CUT MY HAIR???? THINK AGAIN!

I WILL NEVER HAVE SHORT HAIR! DREAM ON!

(Did i just say never? Ok sorry i take that back.)

Anyway.

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(but no it is not a wig dude i’m better than that.)

More than a year ago i wrote about “How to fake short hair with long hair“.

Anyway, after a whole year of constant self-improvement, i have just level-upped my Cheat Oneâ„¢ skill.

In fact, this Cheat Oneâ„¢ is so cheat if by the end of the post you don’t feel cheated yet, i’m gonna want to feel offended. (Sounds familiar, have i said that before?)

#1

Original hair! All you need is…. a rubber band! no pin, no curler, no spray, no nothing!

#2

Tie your hair high up into a pony tail at the crown of your head.

#3

Separate it into two parts, then spread hair evenly around your head like, erm, like a water fountain wtf.

(Now you see where this is going huh? Shall i end my post already???)

#4

Use a curler to… wait, did i say no curler? Ok i lied. Anyway, use a curler to tame the bloody frizzy ends, it makes it look more like real bob too!

#5

Erm ok not very real yet. Wait la. You just wait.

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#6

And then you… erm, wear a hat.

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(Wtf? That’s it?)

(Yes, idiot.)

(Cheat One!!!)

(Exactly. And you forgot the â„¢, thanks.)

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Anyway, looks good from the side.

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And even the back.

Not too bad huh.

I hope you felt cheated. Thank you for reading kthxbai!

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