Fine. The human in the big orange cube thing was me.

Oh you knew? Dammit.

But why are all these people became so square-headed!?

EVERYDAY THEY ARE SHUFFLIN!

At cinema, at shopping malls, at coffee shops wtf!

I dunno how they do it man, they thing IS heavy :X

Imagine if Miso Girlz do it…

HAHAHHAHAAHHA!

Anyway, this is The Cube.

Super trippy colors #megusta

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Temporarily not #foreveralone, because something big and exciting is coming to KL!

And here’s a video to watch…

It was just my daily #foreveralone life with my iMac and massive wardrobe. However, something that’s happening will change this.

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll be waiting.

I hope i will never be #foreveralone again. And never is an awfully long time.

Everyone is looking forward to this. Here’s what Eiling thinks about it. 🙂 read more

The predicted date is 21 December, 2012.

If it is true, then it leaves us like really just one year and a little more. I know it is silly to think about things that may not even happen. Or… is it really?

Most prophecies predict an apocalyptical event that will lead to the end of the world and human civilization. Others say those theories could be interpreted  as a just major transformative event that will make an impact but might not kill everyone of us living on this planet.

We survived many predicted “end of the world” days before and many that awkward moment when the world didn’t end. read more

After a visit to the most awesome dentist in Singapore (yes i went all the way there!), i realized how little i know about oral care that eventually contributes to the perfect smile.

And the good news is, i’m sponsored invisalign!! Which means i will have the most awesome straight teeth and perfect smile soooon! More on that later.

But today, i also discovered how taking care of your oral hygiene can also bring you surprises. Like… a spa village package, or an atas full course French Dinner, and… a Louis Vuitton handbag. read more

I also fixed 2 memes. First time ever wtf!!

Here they are:

INCEPTION (FIXED)

For Awhile Not Alone (FIXED)

Ok only because it was Malaysia Day i was allowed to make fun of Singapore for just one day. And since that’s about the only thing we could make fun of :X.

Ok end. :X

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Um.

I know right.

That person in the video really couldn’t find the best angle, they all look the same. But it seriously looked like someone BOXED his/her/its face wtf.

A lot of people also asked me, who is that? Why this person dress like that so silly?! Summore asked, “咁无聊既? 唔通佢既脑四方架？！”

But seriously, you want cool fashion? Then you need to Think Out Of The Box man.

And… So what is THE CUBE?

I can only say,

Event: Grand Launch of Encorp’s Red Carpet Avenue in conjunction with Malaysia Day. read more

If you don’t know this song you obviously haven’t been very happening.

YES you have heard this song before. It is Dynamite by Taio Cruz.

Not to be confused with Grenande by some other Lazy Singer. Man people are getting really violent nowadays.

If you don’t already know, Taio Cruz is the first British artist to reach an incredible 100 million plus combined YouTube views and recently walked away with 3 prestigious Billboard Awards. 100 MILLION LEH.

And now, you can watch him LIVE, here in Malaysia! read more

There are only two things i know about cars. Driving one is not one of them.

1. They bring you to places.

2. Some are so sexy you will vomit unicorns and rainbows just looking at them.

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That’s why i feel really privileged to be invited to VolkswagenDas Auto Show 2011. Was there with Saimatkong, Redmummy and Aud. It was happening in Stadium Bukit Jalil.

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It was a grand and prestigious Suit-Up! event. #UnderDressed

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This was inside the cool igloo looking dome, and we very buay-paiseh-ly occupied the front row to have a better view of whatever that’s about to be presented. #kiasu read more

I just realized today, this blog turns 7 years old.

WTF? I could have spent 7 years building a secret spaceship instead.

And this is the 1,381th post i have written since 7 years ago. I don’t even know if i have shat that many times in 7 years.

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(That was a space reserved for gasps and applauses.)

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Thank you and yes you are welcome.

I hope throughout these years it has been so awesome that someone has vomitted rainbows and shat bricks.

It would be great if you leave a comment and let me know how long you have been following this crap blog, and what you like and do not like about it. read more

You know the 10 second lag when you’re having a conversation with your friend who is holding an iPhone?

You ask, so how was the meeting? And your friend will be staring at his phone like a Time Demon just froze him and there will be an awkward 10-second silence during which you briefly consider picking up your own iPhone and stare at it too until your friends replies, “sorry what was it? Oh meeting. It was okay!”

Every fucking time.

I seriously wonder how many people nowadays can sit through a dinner without touching their phones. read more

And it contains…… me.

But instead of not blogging, i blogged. So yea. You’re welcome.

#1

Nicest pic on top, in case you decide to X this browser half way and don’t get to see.

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Matching nails <3

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So i went to Singapore again!

And i told my SG friends that i can leave SG in peace, because i finally had Freshness Burger. Went all the way to Clarke Quay. But i think it was really meh-ish compared to the one in Japan.

#4

Onion ringgg

As i was eating in Freshness by the window, someone knocked the glass and waved at me. Then she ran in and said, omg i saw your tweet and know you’re here so i came. read more