I was in Australia, lying on my bed, painfully trying not to think about my data roaming charges when i received notifications one after another from twitter.

I clicked open, and saw so many Japanese names!!!

And then i realized, it must have been Tokyo Kawaii—Malaysia Episode that was on air right at the moment.

(They call me the False Lashes Queen wtf)

(And my name became CHIJI lolol)

I missed both the slots and haven’t got a chance to watch it until today. But the NHK people are sending Aud and i a copy, so once i received it i may upload and share! ^^ read more

Pun of the day:
If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack, don’t yell out Hi Jack!

After reading this, i was so compelled to blog about the same thing—-the names of the Star Idol Malaysia’s contestants.

I don’t really follow the show, i think it’s not even half as interesting as Cheddie’s video clips. On top of that, why watch it when i can make myself an iDoll too. Wahaha.

Anyway. About their names!! There’re 20 contestants and half of them have very, uhm, to put it nicely, unique, names. read more

Perfect spokesperson spokesfish.

*zooms*

EVEN FISH LIKES THEIR YONG TAU FOO!

Why do they keep doing THIS!!!

It’s traumatizing. Not to mention ironic.

Imagine.

Fish 1: Hey! That chili bolster of yours, cool man.
Fish 2: Yea? I love it too! It’s so delicious looking i can’t help nibbling on it every night. But it sorta burns my lips. >_<
Fish 2: Aiks, i cannot tahan spicy.
Fish 1: Don’t worry! It also comes in eggplant, lady’s finger, wanton and bitter gourd shapes.
Fish 1: *squeezes bolster* Warao so soft, what’s the stuffing made of?
Fish 2: Oh, it’s fish paste nia, made of my dad, my uncles and my younger brothers. Nice huh? read more

He found someone else and they live cheesily ever after.

*inserts glass-breaking sound effect*