Out of curiosity and boredom, i typed these following sentences and translated them into different languages.
And boy are the translations hilarious!

Original:
I love cheese very very very much.
I am cheeses about cheeses.
I practice Ringoism.
I believe in Cheeses Crust.
I have 23 official Ringoism disciples.
I am tobacco allergic and nicotine intolerant.
I am allergic to a hybrid of Bulldog and Shitzu too. (Know why? Ask me!)
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