Hopeless Cheesoron

August 24, 2005 in Cheesoron

This has to be the most hopeless buaya i have ever chatted with online.

First of all, check out his narcissistic nick and his email domain.
Cheesus Crust! What kind of man on earth in his right mind will register himself with such a domain?
And i am very sure he gets turned on by looking into the mirror.
Even my 10 year old cousin has gotten over that. LOL!

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Hi remember me?

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
i am pretty boy in friendster

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
u is there?

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
WHAT ARE YOU BUSY NOW

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
dont you think you are a bit rude?

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
什麼是BIT RUDE

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
WTF

*Then this dude proceeded to invite me on a voice conference. I accepted, and he started talking in mandrin*

*Below is the translation of what he said, in mandrin*

PrettyBoy: Hie can u hear me?
PrettyBoy: I dunno why i cant type la, sumthing wrong with ma keyboard
PrettyBoy: Wei do you have a mic?

*Cheesie types* I dont, sorry.

PrettyBoy: Why dont you buy a mic? so we can talk to each other mar

*Cheesie types* If i want to talk, i will press the keypad on my phone and press dial. I believe that is why handphone was created in the first place.

PrettyBoy: What type you la? i dont understand?

*Cheesie gasps*

*Cheesie decides to ignore this loser and goes silent*

PrettyBoy: you there?
PrettyBoy: wei?
Prettyboy: So busy meh?

After 10 mins or so, he ended the conference and started typing instead.

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
hello

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
are you here

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
sorry just now my pc got problems

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
what are you want tell me just now

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
what WTF?

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
can you type chinese

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
my english no well,because i’m study chinese

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
but hope u can type faster….so slowly la u…

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
i dont read/type/speak/cheese chinese

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
aiya…..

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
so just now what are u say wtf

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Y U SO BUSY

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
why? must i be very free?

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
and would you stop typing in CAPS because that is plain annoying

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
oh…

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
faster tell me what is wtf

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
Trust me, you dont wanna know

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
just now yourself ask me,now u don’t let me know,what are you want me to do

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
I did not ASK you, it was merely a sigh to relieve the apparent annoyance i felt talking to a cheesoron.

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
CANNOT UNDERSTAND。。。

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I REALLY CANNOT CHAT WITH U

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
IF FREE I CALL U﹐U GIVE ME YOUR PHOTO NUMBER

*faints*

*gets up and types*

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
I dont lable my photos with numbers but cheeses names. sorry.

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
BUT WHAT ARE YOU SAY﹐I CAN‘T UNDERSTAND

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
SO I DONT KNOW HOW I CAN CHAT WITH U

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I’M SO MANY THING WANT TO TELL U﹐BUT MY ENGLISH NO WELL

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
WOULD U STOP TYPING IN CAPS AND IN CASE U DONT KNOW WHAT “ANNOYING” MEANS…

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
WELL WHO AM I TALKING TO, FORGET IT.

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
你看到中文嗎

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
那我打中文﹐你打英文

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
i dont read mandrin

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
so…..

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
what are you want let me know

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
What am i want? I am not want anything.

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
why u don’t want go to be actir

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
go to make drama

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
what is an actir? is it cheesy?

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
pelakon

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
if u want,i can intro for u

cheesillicious~Frangelico says:
oh drama? i dont need that thingie, it happens in my life everyday.

prettyboymalaysia@hellokitty.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
actually today i go to make drama rtm,but so boring la

*Talking to him needs my extreme patience, and i need to leave some for my daily count-the-cheeseholes ritual, so i just blocked him and Cheesallujah.*

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