Cheese Shop for sale (desperately).

Business Sector: Classic Cheese, Cheese Antiques
Location: Cheeserland
Price: Not disclosed (but highly negotiable)

We now present at your attention a very rare offer for a single-storey cheese shop coming with a cheese pond of 100 sq.m, situated in a popular village some 5-7 km from the town of Cheeserland. It is fully furnished with elaborated cheese deco. Early viewings and decision are highly recommended.

Genuine reason for sale:
The owner is desperately in dire need of money for a heart transplant.
She needs a whole new break-proof heart to live a cheesier life. Some mercy please.

Advertiser contact details:
Name: Ringo without the Starr