Cheese Shop for sale (desperately).
Business Sector: Classic Cheese, Cheese Antiques
Location: Cheeserland
Price: Not disclosed (but highly negotiable)
Brief:
We now present at your attention a very rare offer for a single-storey cheese shop coming with a cheese pond of 100 sq.m, situated in a popular village some 5-7 km from the town of Cheeserland. It is fully furnished with elaborated cheese deco. Early viewings and decision are highly recommended.
Genuine reason for sale:
The owner is desperately in dire need of money for a heart transplant.
She needs a whole new break-proof heart to live a cheesier life. Some mercy please.
Advertiser contact details:
Name: Ringo without the Starr
Email: pleasecheeseme@gmail.com
March 13th, 2006 at 11:44 pm
break-proof heart? It can be done…just fill it in with love….many, many love…
no cheese to buy, but cheese donation I wish to be the first person to do so.
March 14th, 2006 at 2:59 am
sometimes your blog is soo surreal…. =)
March 14th, 2006 at 9:55 am
hu ha hu ha!!! mine mine mine!! cheesie is mine muahahaha!! gimme all your cheese XD
March 14th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Yes yes yes i’m yours.
You buffalo poo i cow dung. LOL.
March 14th, 2006 at 11:22 am
Eii… Isn’t that Ringo bar in Jonker Street Malacca?
March 14th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
chingy!! i tot we agree to share!! liek dat ah… cheesie is mine mine mine!!!
*pouts, stamps feet and waves arms around*
March 14th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
Hello Surfnux, yes it is. =)
March 14th, 2006 at 11:08 pm
ic. Great place for drink and enjoying the music. They have great performance. Used to go there with my lecturer few times. He is their regular customer.
Are you sure its for sale?
and Hello too Cheesie.
June 28th, 2006 at 12:39 am
Break-proof heart? that heart may be unbreakable but it may not be able to feel love as well. that’s the other side of the coin. It comes together.
Don’t love and there will nvr be any broken heart.
delete me please.. I m so cynical