The right angle (pun intended) Part II

April 29, 2006 in The Stinky Cheese

You have seen Cyndi Wang’s left face. Now Let’s see some right faces.

Warning: Amber Chia Overdose and very long post

I hate Amber Chia.

0_olll

Shit. Hold! Don’t shoot! Please, hold your pistols, you Amber worshippers! Wait wait wait. I can explain!

*rephrases previous statement*

I absocheesinglutely *love* Amber. But I hate taking picture with her.

Huh?

Oh no, shit! Wait, hold that acid thing. I don’t mean it. *slaps self* I mean who doesn’t like taking picture with her right? Man, most of you would prolly even give up wanking for three days just to be seen together with her in a same photograph.

Haih. How to explain leh.

Well, let’s put it this way.

Amber is gorgeous. Amber is beautiful. Amber is famous. Amber is friendly.

She has appeared on numerous magazine covers.

She’s done countless fashion shoots.

Last year, Amber Chia was announced a Pensonic’s “friend” along with other celebrities.


Just recently, she advertised for Dutch Lady’s yogurt drink and became the latest spokesperson for Celebrity Fitness.

Just like Cyndi Wang, she also likes to pose at a particular angle, which emphasizes her right face.

However, her “half other face” is not as mysterious as Cyndi’s. Pictures of her left face is still easily available. You know why?

You see. Amber is a professional model. Apart from fashion shoots and commercial shoots, she also does runways.

Allow me to illustrate.

See, when you are surrounded by so god damn many photographers, it is unavoidable that every possible angle of you will be captured. Like it or not.

They shoot you from your most hated angle.

Or worse, they just simply shoot and you get crap photos (or in a glorified term–candid shots).

Now. Unless she specifically requests for a runway design where the left side is covered by a solid wall in which only allows everybody to sit on the right side of the stage, and put up a “No photography from the left allowed” sign board.

Or, she can hire several armed bouncers to surround the stage and ban photographers to shoot from the left stage. Whoever tries to snap a picture from the left side will be brutally traumatized and have his/her camera smashed into pieces on the spot.

Else, the exposure of her left face is, unfortunately, inevitable.

However, either way is pointless, because, I don’t think modeling agencies train models to walk backward. When she turns around and walks back, for sure she would show her “the other half”.

Unless, of course, she now hires a traffic police as security guard, who blows a whistle while signaling “Shoo! To the left now. Shoo! To the right now”, making the photographers run like mad.

Anyway. Apart from circumstances that are beyond her control, Amber tries her very best to live up to her professional-model integrity by showcasing her best angle as much as possible.

Proof:

When you see Amber, you are so sexcited excited already, your brain has migrated somewhere else, damn kembang, where got time to think how you should pose, right?

Or maybe you think it’s just coincidence that she so happened to pose on the right side.

Cheesie, stop being anal. You either stand on the left, OR right.
Tak kan you back face the camera, duh? So chances or her standing on the right side is 50%, right?

WRONG.

*I* have taken photos with her several times okay, you shut up. She *must* stand on the right side.

Let me support my statement.

Scenario: Let’s say it’s her Guess endorsement launch and there’s a gigantic bigass poster of hers. Everyone is sexcited excited.

You approach her and want to take a photo with her, with the poster as background.

YAYness!! She agrees. You faster walk to the poster before she does so that *you* decide how to pose.

You think you damn smart. You already stand at the far right corner of the poster, where else can she stand right? She will be left no choice but stand on your left lor. Muahaha.

(I just realized this sentence is kinda punny. Wahaha.)

BUT!

Woot.

Wrong again.

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%@$#&*(@&^

Ok lo. Suan le ba. Who is more famous now? You want to take picture with her anot?
Want then shut up.

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Therefore. I had to show my ugly left face. o_o

But sometimes kenot tahan means kenot tahan leh. How come only *she* can look good *I* cannot. Sobz!

Therefore after taking the picture above, I specifically requested another one. This time, we would SWAP PLACE!!!!

Yayness!

*kembangs*

Amber you are so gorgeous, so pretty, so beautiful, so hot, so sexy, so errr… nice! =DDD

I love Amber! *Mwah*